****** MY VERSION OF THE TEXAS TWO STEP******

This is how it goes:

1) I come down with the band to tour your great republic.

2) I drink a few shots of bourbon and start educating the "listening" audience
on how Sam
Houston was a Virginian first THEN an East Tennessean, and how Texas really owes
Virginia ( MY commonwealth) and Tennessee (MY state) some respect and how I
intend to
get it before leaving the stage....

3) Some big guy in a cowboy hat says, "HOLD ON THERE, LITTLE FELLA!!!!"

4) I pack my stuff and run, hopefully grabbing a boot load of merch money on my
way to
the bus.

5) Next town is....

( If possible with this word processing program, I would draw foot prints...)

Texas, you have been very good to me, and in the hopes of making it all BETTER,
we're doing some opening slots this time to reach more of you, so bring a
friend, buy
some t-shirts, and we'll be out of your hair after these dates:




Thurs May 31
Cinema 218 (full band)
Texarkana, TX
903-793-CINE

Fri, June 1
Continental Club (full band)
Houston, TX
713-529-9899
With James McMurtry

Sat, June 2
Floore's Country Store (full band)
Helotes, TX
210-695-8827
With James McMurtry

Tues, June 5
KNBT's Roots & Branches Radio Show (solo)
92.1 New Braunfels, TX
With Ray Wylie Hubbard

Weds, June 6
Dan's SIlverleaf (full band)
Denton, TX
940.320.2000

Thurs, June 7
Stubb's BBQ (full band)
Austin, TX
512-480-8341

Fri, June 8
The Aardvark (full band)
Ft Worth, TX
817-926-7814
With Mike McClure Band

Sat, June 9
Gruene Hall (full band)
New Braunfels, TX
830-606-1281
With Mike McClure Band