Salvele' Sheppheard <theoneandonlyangel2013@...> wrote:

ashaleyna930 <ashaleyna930@...> wrote: To:
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From: "ashaleyna930" <ashaleyna930@...>
Date: Tue, 30 May 2006 14:14:48 -0000
Subject: Re: [::Krazi-Fanfixionz::] The boys 1st time(LMAOLS)


lol that was funny
--- In krazi-fanfixionz@yahoogroups.com, Christina Hall

wrote:
>
> ha ha ha that funny
>
> Chocolatestarr86@... wrote: The boys 1st time
>
> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
>
> & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
>
> big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
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> after dinner, she would like to go out & make love
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> for the first time.
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>
>
> * * * * * * * * *
>
> Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
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> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
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> some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time &
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> the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
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>
>
> He tells the boy everything there is to know
> about condoms and sex.
>
>
> * * * * * * * * *
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>
> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
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> condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
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> pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
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> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.
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>
> * * * * * * * * *
>
>
>
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
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> house & meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
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> so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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>
>
> * * * * * * * * *
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>
>
> The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table
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> where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
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> offers to say grace & bows his head.
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>
> * * * * * * * * *
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>
> A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer,
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> with his head down.
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>
> * * * * * * * * *
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>
> 10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.
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>
> * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
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> girlfriend leans over & whispers to the
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> boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
>
>
> * * * * * * * *
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>
> The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea your
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> father was a pharmacist."
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>
> * * * * * * * * *
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>
> If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person in 1 minute you
will
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> have bad sex for life!!!
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