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From: raymb1234@...
Sent: 12/7/2008 12:54:54 Eastern Standard Time
Subj: Old joke


A guy goes on safari to Africa, he gets off the plane and hears jungle drums
kicking out a cool rhythm, so he listens for while as he waits for his taxi.
The taxi arrives, and he asks the Taxi driver about the drums - all the
driver will say is "Ahh the drums. The drums must never stop". Off he goes to
his
hotel.

He gets to the hotel and he can still hear the drums - goes inside etc etc
and eventually is lying in bed, and he can still hear the drums so he rings
reception to see if there is anything they can do about the drums but all the
receptionist says is "ahh the drums. The drums must never stop"

Next day he's out on safari across the wide plains - not a tree in site,
nothing to see for miles but he can still hear the drums so he asks the guide
about the drums "Ahh the drums. The drums must never stop" is the normal reply.
So he asks the guide why must the drums never stop - anyway long story short
- the guide doesn't know, but to find out they will have to travel into the
jungle to see the tribal elders.

They head off across the plains towards the jungle - as they do the drums
get louder and louder. Eventually they are hacking there way through the jungle
and eventually they reach a clearing. By this time the drums are almost
deafening. In the clearing are 30 drummers beating ritual drums - and in the
middle is a man in long flowing headgear 'conducting them'. The guide tell him
that this is the man to ask.

He walks over and asks the conductor why the drums must not stop ?
The conductor looks at him and says "aah the drums must never stop"
"But why must the the drums not stop" asks the man
The conductor replies "Easy - after drum solo come bass solo..."A guy goes
on safari to Africa, he gets off the plane and hears jungle drums kicking out
a cool rhythm, so he listens for while as he waits for his taxi. The taxi
arrives, and he asks the Taxi driver about the drums - all the driver will say
is "Ahh the drums. The drums must never stop". Off he goes to his hotel.

He gets to the hotel and he can still hear the drums - goes inside etc etc
and eventually is lying in bed, and he can still hear the drums so he rings
reception to see if there is anything they can do about the drums but all the
receptionist says is "ahh the drums. The drums must never stop"

Next day he's out on safari across the wide plains - not a tree in site,
nothing to see for miles but he can still hear the drums so he asks the guide
about the drums "Ahh the drums. The drums must never stop" is the normal reply.
So he asks the guide why must the drums never stop - anyway long story short
- the guide doesn't know, but to find out they will have to travel into the
jungle to see the tribal elders.

They head off across the plains towards the jungle - as they do the drums
get louder and louder. Eventually they are hacking there way through the jungle
and eventually they reach a clearing. By this time the drums are almost
deafening. In the clearing are 30 drummers beating ritual drums - and in the
middle is a man in long flowing headgear 'conducting them'. The guide tell him
that this is the man to ask.

He walks over and asks the conductor why the drums must not stop ?
The conductor looks at him and says "aah the drums must never stop"
"But why must the the drums not stop" asks the man
The conductor replies "Easy - after drum solo come bass solo..."A guy goes
on safari to Africa, he gets off the plane and hears jungle drums kicking out
a cool rhythm, so he listens for while as he waits for his taxi. The taxi
arrives, and he asks the Taxi driver about the drums - all the driver will say
is "Ahh the drums. The drums must never stop". Off he goes to his hotel.

He gets to the hotel and he can still hear the drums - goes inside etc etc
and eventually is lying in bed, and he can still hear the drums so he rings
reception to see if there is anything they can do about the drums but all the
receptionist says is "ahh the drums. The drums must never stop"

Next day he's out on safari across the wide plains - not a tree in site,
nothing to see for miles but he can still hear the drums so he asks the guide
about the drums "Ahh the drums. The drums must never stop" is the normal reply.
So he asks the guide why must the drums never stop - anyway long story short
- the guide doesn't know, but to find out they will have to travel into the
jungle to see the tribal elders.

They head off across the plains towards the jungle - as they do the drums
get louder and louder. Eventually they are hacking there way through the jungle
and eventually they reach a clearing. By this time the drums are almost
deafening. In the clearing are 30 drummers beating ritual drums - and in the
middle is a man in long flowing headgear 'conducting them'. The guide tell him
that this is the man to ask.

He walks over and asks the conductor why the drums must not stop ?
The conductor looks at him and says "aah the drums must never stop"
"But why must the the drums not stop" asks the man
The conductor replies "Easy - after drum solo come bass solo..."

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