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From: fretsman@...
To: Wxgsr41@..., hbrittain1@..., gdavis3106@...,
Music@..., hawknzee@..., dskelly6@..., yuhas78@...,
gnguyenqv@..., EBASSIC@...
Sent: 11/5/2009 6:59:25 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
Subj: Fwd: {Disarmed} Fwd: The Husband Store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Begin forwarded message:
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> The Husband Store
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> A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a
> woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
> is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY
> ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
> shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch........ You may
> choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
> floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
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> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
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> The second floor sign reads:
> Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
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> The third floor sign reads:
> Floor 3 - These men have =2 jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
> extremely good looking.
> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
> good looking and help with the housework.
> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
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> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
> gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
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> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
> reads:
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
> to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. Watch your step
> as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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> can handle the truth!
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This should scare the violin and trumpet players
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From: r.lazarony@...
To: r.lazarony@...
Sent: 10/28/2009 12:07:06 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time
Subj: FW: Malcolm McNab "Exquisite"
Subject: Fw: Malcolm McNab "Exquisite"
Have you heard this guy??
Violin Concerto on the trumpet..... Amazing. Give your self 20 minutes of
joy and listen to this dude tear it up!!
This is the cut I was looking for when you guys were here...The 1st
movement of the violin concerto that the violinists of Tchaikovsky's day
refused
to play because it was too hard...(D maj. Op. 35). when you hear this,
there is really nothing I can say about it... The whole album is really
entertaining, with a Bach concerto for 2 violins, "Saloon Music" by Bruce
Broughton and a piece Frank Zappa wrote for Malcolm when he was in a 20-piece
band
that became known as The Grand Wazoo (BE-BOP TANGO-The Malcom McNab).
Enjoy...
Retry....I was listening to it and didn't realize how big the MP3
was...sending link for You Send It download...
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This made me nervous.
This is from David Mansbridge owner of the Chesapeake Bass Shop.
Subject: Fwd: walking the bass!
This is something I wish all my customers would attempt. Buisness would
most definetly pick up!
-----Original .
_http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q8Gvwc2GyQ_
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A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before,but who were both married to
other people,found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,..........
'Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend
that we're married'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed..
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket..'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
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From: r.lazarony@...
To: r.lazarony@...
Sent: 10/20/2009 12:00:53 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time
Subj: Fw: The Safe choice...
Justice in Washington, DC (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of
a
PG County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over
Who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by
his
Parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping
with
Child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained
To the highest degree possible..
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more
Than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
Then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said
That they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that
Domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
The unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
Custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child
Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington
Redskins Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of
Beating anyone.
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My little brain wouldn't except 13029 hours, so....1 1/2 years....WOW!
I think you will enjoy this.
Turn your sound on for this. Read this first, then watch.
This is almost unbelievable. See how all of the balls wind up in catcher
cones.
This incredible machine was built as a collaborative effort between the
Robert M. Trammell Music Conservatory and the Sharon Wick School of
Engineering at the University of Iowa .. Amazingly, 97% of the machines
components
came from John Deere Industries and Irrigation Equipment of Bancroft , Iowa
....Yes, farm equipment!
It took the team a combined 13,029 hours of set-up, alignment,
calibration, and tuning before filming this video but as you can see it was
WELL worth
the effort.
It is now on display in the Matthew Gerhard Alumni Hall at the University
and is already slated to be donated to the Smithsonian.
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PM
· Proposed Mastectomy Law Change
(written by a surgeon);
I'll never forget the look in my patients eyes when I had to tell them
they had to go home with the drains, new exercises and no breast. I remember
begging the doctors to keep these women in the hospital longer, only to
hear that they would, but their hands were tied by the insurance companies.
So there I sat with my patient giving them the instructions they needed
to take care of themselves, knowing full well they didn't grasp half of what
I was saying, because the glazed, hopeless, frightened look spoke louder
than the quiet 'Thank you' they muttered.
A mastectomy is when a woman's breast is removed in order to remove
cancerous breast cells/tissue. If you know anyone who has had a mastectomy, you
may know that there is a lot of discomfort and pain afterwards. Insurance
companies are trying to make mastectomies an outpatient procedure. Let's
give women the chance to recover properly in the hospital for 2 days after
surgery.
This Mastectomy Bill is in Congress now. It takes 2 seconds to do this
and is very important. Please take the time and do it really quick! The
Breast Cancer Hospitalization Bill is important legislation for all women.
Please send this to everyone in your address book. If there was ever a
time when our voices and choices should be heard, this is one of those times.
If you're receiving this, it's because I think you will take the 30
seconds to go to vote on this issue and send it on to others you know who will
do the same.
There's a bill called the Breast Cancer Patient Protection Act which will
require insurance companies to cover a minimum 48-hour hospital stay for
patients undergoing a mastectomy. It's about eliminating the 'drive-through
mastectomy' where women are forced to go home just a few hours after
surgery, against the wishes of their doctor, still groggy from anesthesia and
sometimes with drainage tubes still attached.
Lifetime Television has put this bill on their web page with a petition
drive to show your support.. Last year over half the House signed on.
PLEASE! Sign the petition by clicking on the web site below. You need not give
more than your name and zip code number.
_http://www.mylifetime.com/community/my-lifetime-commitment/breast-cancer/pe
tition/breast-cancer-petition_
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on/breast-cancer-petition)
This takes about 2 seconds. PLEASE PASS THIS ON to your 20 friends.
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Sent: 10/12/2009 10:08:01 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time
Subj: Tell your Sons !!!
this should sell a lot of musical instruments...
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How many of our heroes had health insurance? Many of them got their
medical bills and funeral services paid for, unless their spouse had insurance,
with contributions from benefactors or jam session contributions. WHY IN THE
WORLD WOULD ANY MUSICIANS BE AGAINST A PUBLIC OPTION? Hasn't history
taught us anything?
Ephriam
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From: r.lazarony@...
To: r.lazarony@...
Sent: 9/24/2009 12:06:19 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time
Subj: Fw: Classicists and Jazzmen
Andre Previn tells this story :
"Some time back I was conducting a big Bartok work and Shelly Manne, who
was in the audience, came back stage after the performance. He was not
familiar with the piece but loved it.
I introduced him to the orchestra manager who said to him 'I didn't think
that people like you liked this kind of music.'
To which Shelly responded 'That's not true, big bands are coming back.'"
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Support our colleagues!
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From: emalagajr@...
To: ebassic@..., hermanburney@..., jeffreykoczela@...
Sent: 9/20/2009 7:55:58 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time
Subj: Fwd: Making It Real - Justice For Jazz Artists! - Please Post & Pass
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Date: Sun, Sep 20, 2009 at 6:03 AM
Subject: Making It Real - Justice For Jazz Artists! - Please Post & Pass On
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JUSTICE FOR JAZZ ARTISTS!
(J4JA!)
J4JA! Rally - Sept 29 - Join Us!
Please Post the J4JA Video and Pass It On to Others
Making It Real
Tuesday - September 29 2:00 pm
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musicians and music lovers.
It's time to make it real. To do that we need your help and support.
Join the J4JA! Rally
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Let us know you coming, just hit reply to this e-mail or email
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Since 2006, the _Justice for Jazz Artists!_
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campaign has repeatedly tried to engage NYC jazz clubs in constructive
dialog to secure retirement benefits for working jazz musicians, to no avail.
We successfully got a tax break passsed in New York State that would go
to jazz musicians' retirement payments, at no cost the clubs; and yet most
of the top NYC jazz clubs will even discuss the issue with us.
We're holding this rally to put public pressure on the clubs, so that
they do the right thing. After the rally, we will march to the clubs and
deliver our petition with at least 1500 signatures of professional musicians,
demanding that the clubs direct the forgiven tax dollars to musicians'
pension payments - a tax break that we lobbied for, and that the clubs are now
enjoying.
Jazz musicians who work in NY clubs receive no benefits. Many are forced
to retire with no income to fall back on in their later years. Some are
forced to go on public assistance. This is shameful in a country that has
recognized jazz as a "National Treasure." We can change that with your help.
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Voices For J4JA! Comments from J4JA! Supporters
It is a shame that club owners would ignore the intent of the state
legislature in the use of this tax relief money. It's also a shame that they
and
much of the public in general don't appreciate that musicians need support
in their later years just like everybody else. Appreciation of their
talents and contribution should include taking care of them in their declining
years.
I don't think it gets any truer or plainer than what the man
said: "Musicians should not have to take an oath of poverty in order to make
jazz." Jazz is America's musical heritage and is a cultural treasure.
Support pensions and health care for the men and women who play it and create
it.
Jazz musicians are a major contributor to American culture, and they
deserve appreciation. Eliminating the sales tax on jazz club admission was
meant
to benefit the musicians, not the clubs. Put that money in the pension
fund for jazz musicians.
Over the past two years, Local 802 and the Jazz Committee has worked hard
to convince New York State to eliminate the sales tax on admission to Jazz
Clubs. They had succeeded with the expectation of State Legislators that
the Union and the Clubs would use this tax relief money for the benefit of
the performing jazz artists. Like millions of other working people,
musicians need the security of a pension. I urge the New York City club owners
to
work with the union to put this tax relief money to the best use possible
for the security of a pension.
I applaud the effort by NYC musicians and the city to free up tax relief
funds to pay pension for jazz musicians. Club owners need to act responsibly
and realize that paying pension on musicians is not only the right thing
to do but helps perpetuate the art form which keeps them in business. I
urge New York club owners to do the right thing and take pride in raising the
bar for the treatment of jazz musicians everywhere. John Cusick President
AFM Local 161-710 Washington, DC 20007
Musicians are workers, and they have their rights. Musicians are also
part of the culture and identity of their country. They deserve this.
I have studied jazz and let me tell you, it\'s a real art form
that is impossible to master without total commitment. these players spend a
lifetime honing their craft that audiences get to enjoy and it\'s a crime
to have no benefits at the end of their performing days. i fully support
this tax money going to their pensions!
My partner is a jazz musician. People think jazz musicians can
live on love and air. Please support using tax relief money to help the
musicians.
How very shortsighted of these clubs! Jazz is a major part of the New York
heartbeat at night. Most of these clubs will make some effort to claim
they \"support\" musicians and jazz, then pull a stunt like this. Perhaps some
shame will move them to reconsider their selfishness.
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Call your representative and ask what they think of this, and demand that
they except this or they won't get your vote. You Can Do It.
Subj: Fwd: Social Security 2009
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Forwarded Message:
Subj: Social Security 2009 Date: 9/15/2009 11:01:20 A.M. Eastern Daylight
Time From: _LandJDolan_ (mailto:LandJDolan) To: _LandJDolan_
(mailto:LandJDolan)
2010 is an election year for 1/3 of the senate and all of the house of
representatives. It would be nice if congress got the message; the voting
taxpayers are in charge now.
Social Security 2009
LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER" AND THE POWER OF THE
INTERNET.
PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT !
KEEP IT GOING !!!!
Propose this in 2009:
S TART A MOVEMENT TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOCIAL SECURITY
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SOCIAL SECURITY:
(This is worth reading.. It is short and to the point.)
Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years.
Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of
course, they do not collect from it.
You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their
rare elevation in society.. They felt they should have a special plan for
themselves So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan.
In more recent years, no congress person has felt the need to change it.
After all, it is a great plan.
For all practical purposes their plan works like this:
When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die.
Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments.
......
For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect
to draw $7, 800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand
Dollars), with their wives drawing $275, 000..00 during the last years of their
lives.
This is calculated on an average life span for each of those Dignitaries.
Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive much more
during the rest of their lives.
Their cost for this excellent plan to them is $0.00. NADA !!! ZILCH !!!
This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them. You and I pick
up the tab for this plan. The funds for this fine retirement plan come
directly from the General Funds;
"OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK" !
From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid)
into, every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our employer),
We can expect to get an average of
$1,000 per month after retirement.
Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000 monthly
benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator Bill Bradley's
benefits !
Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made.
That change would be to
Jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators and
Congressmen. . Put them into the Social Security plan with the rest of us.
Then sit back.....
And see how fast they would fix it !
If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted
and maybe good changes will evolve.
How many people can YOU send this to ?
Bette r yet......
How many people WILL you send this to ?
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he BioInitiative Report
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From: r.lazarony@...
To: r.lazarony@...
Sent: 9/4/2009 2:51:04 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time
Subj: Fw: my best advice!!!!!
Fight organized crime.
Don't re-elect anyone.
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From: Gregoryaharrison
BCC: EBASSIC
Sent: 8/27/2009 2:31:33 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time
Subj: Your chance to be in the elite 2%!! Vote in USA Today Poll--I Did
and that is
how I know you could possibly be in the 2% category!.....LOL & takes
only 2 clicks!!!
USA Today IS TAKING A Poll On 2nd Amendment - GUN CONTROL
Obama's new Attorney General, Eric Holder, has already said this is one of
his major issues. This takes literally 2 clicks to complete. Please vote
on this gun issue question with USA Today. It will only take a few seconds
of your time. Then pass the link on to all the interested friends you know.
Hopefully these results will be published later this mont h. This
upcoming year will become critical for gun owners with the Supreme Court
accepting the District of Columbia case against the right for individuals to
bear
arms. Here's what you need to do:
* First - vote on t his one.
* Second – forward to everyone you know and have THEM vote - then we
will see if the results get published.
The Question is: "Does the Second Amendment give individuals the right
to bear arms?" Answer choices: Yes or No or Undecided
The following link is where you vote: _USATODAY.com - Quick Question_
(http://www.usatoday.com/news/quickquestion/2007/november/popup5895.htm)
(http://www.usatoday.com/news/quickques%20%20tion/2007/november/popup5895.htm)
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Subj: OXYMORONS Date: 8/16/2009 7:04:17 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time From:
_Maryscats06_ (mailto:Maryscats06) To: _babs7058@..._
(mailto:babs7058@...) , _gorstein@..._
(mailto:gorstein@...) ,
_owmehring@..._ (mailto:owmehring@...) , _GardenLady730_
(mailto:GardenLady730) , _Leni0736_ (mailto:Leni0736) , _SDCJHARGET_
(mailto:SDCJHARGET) , _dolly17402@..._ (mailto:dolly17402@...) ,
_ifdetter@..._ (mailto:ifdetter@...) , _Budesheim10_
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_baskettesu@..._ (mailto:baskettesu@...) , _DorotAren_
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O x y m o r o ns ....
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2.Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3.If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4.If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5.Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6.Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7.Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8.Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9.Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"
when we are already there?
10,Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11.Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12.Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13.Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14.Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15.Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16.If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17.If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19.If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20.Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21.Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
when you know the batteries are dead?
22.Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23.How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24.Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26.Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
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From: Wspahr
To: EBASSIC
Sent: 8/12/2009 10:47:57 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time
Subj: Social Security 2009
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Subj: Social Security 2009 Date: 8/10/2009 10:48:27 P.M. Eastern Daylight
Time From: _galbraithpag_ (mailto:galbraithpag)
Social Security 2009
> LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER" AND THE
> POWER OF THE INTERNET.
> PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.
> IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT!
> KEEP IT GOING!!!!
> Propose this in 2009:
> START A BILL TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOCIAL SECURITY
> SOCIAL SECURITY:
> (This is worth reading. It is short and to the point.)
> Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years.
> Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of
> course, they do not collect from it.
> You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their
rare
> elevation in society.
> They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years
ago
> they voted in their own benefit plan.
> In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change
it.
> After all, it is a great plan.
> For all practical purposes their plan works like this:
> When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die.
> Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living
adjustments...
> For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may
> expect to draw $7, 800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred
Thousand
> Dollars), with their wives drawing $275, 000..00 during the last years
of
> their lives.
> This is calculated on an average life span for each of those two
Dignitaries.
> Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive much more
during
> the rest of their lives.
> Their cost for this excellent plan is $0.00. NADA!!! ZILCH!!!
> This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them.
> You and I pick up the tab for this plan. The funds for this fine
retirement plan
> come directly from the General Funds;
> "OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK"!
> From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid)
into,
> every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our
> employer),
> We can expect to get an average of $1,000 per month after retirement.
> Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000
monthly
> benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator Bill Bradley's
> benefits!
> Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made.
> That change would be to Jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from
> under the Senators and Congressmen.. Put them into the Social Security
plan
> with the rest of us.
> Then sit back.....
> And see how fast they would fix it!
> If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be
> planted and maybe good changes will evolve.
> How many people can YOU send this to?
> Better yet......
> How many people WILL you send this to
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