First: This Friday, February 15:
Glasslands 289 Kent Ave (btw South 1st and South 2nd) Williamsburg,
Brooklyn |

Hungry March Band presents
Cupid's Rejects
an Après Soirée to Recover, Recoup & Recouple.
Friday, February 15th, 2008 - 8pm-4am - $10
Glasslands Gallery
289 Kent Ave (bt South 1st & South 2nd) Brooklyn, NYC
718 599-1450
www.brookebaxter.com/glasslandsgallery/
J,M,Z Marcy Ave - L to Bedford Ave

What's Love Got To Do With It?
Throw your heart on the floor and take love off the shelf. Pranks and
riotous debauchery of mythological proportions (over 40 performers!)
are guaranteed at this anti-Valentine bash. We aim to dissolve the
overly commercialized holiday, laden with unrealistic expectations,
with a soirée to puncture your heart and lead you to willingly commit
acts of absurdity.

Hosted by NYC's Kingpin of vocal perversity, ZeroBoy will lead us into
lechery! There will be two scorching sets by the irresistible Hungry
March Band to seduce you to dance in ecstatic frenzy. This Ambitious
Orchestra brings us an ephemeral orgy of lascivious spunk. Delectable
treats from the HMB's illicit Pleasure Society and Second Line. We
finish with a bang of fierceness from I Love You Airlines.

There will be vouchers redeemable for indulgences, sybarites and
buffoonery. The Pleasure Society will host a crafty table where you
lust monkeys can create etchings and prose for that sugar mama, chum,
paramour, dandy, frenemy, flame or momentary object of infatuation.

We encourage you to
-Make your own version of anti-Valentine cards to express your
sentiments; be they passionate, rude, adoring, dirty, sweet or nasty.
Surprise us.
-Wear your wild party vixen finest to express your heart's desire.
Some suggestions: head to toe black, blood red, fluorescent pink,
wings, feathers, quiver & arrow, powder puff, bizarre lingerie,
leather, latex and dancing shoes.

Zero Boy
Performance artist, stand-up comic & "vocal acrobat" Zero Boy recounts
his zany adventures in Zeroland through a unique blend of sound and
mime, the results being something akin to a performed comic book.
Combining movement with live, vocally-produced sound effects, Zero Boy
enacts a parade of hilarious, fantastical characters that find
themselves in the most unlikely situations. www.zeroboy.com

This Ambitious Orchestra
This Ambitious Orchestra (20 members!) is New York's only ensemble
dedicated to bringing punk rock spunk back to classical music, and
virtuosity back to rock and roll. Our mission is to be the first
orchestra to play rock music AS rock music. TAO is a rock band with
the instrumentation of a symphonic orchestra. Besides our own original
songs, we've provided orchestral backing for other great artists we
really like. www.myspace.com/thisambitiousorchestra

I Love You Airlines
I Love You Airlines is PT Barnum's most opium-inspired kaleidoscopic
carousel, replete with 2000 chartreuse bells and sapphire whistles, 13
sousaphone blowing cheetahs and 1 accordion playing Ganesh...it's 3001
brass pipes bubbling and belching the symphony a caffeine-fueled Phil
Spector composed on the Mighty Wurlitzer that appeared in last night's
dream dreamt by Dali, dictated by Roald Dahl: the sonically-glimmering
soundtrack to a Post-modern filth fantasia
www.iloveyouairlines.com/Site/About.html

Hungry March Band
Roaring out of New York City comes the Hungry March Band; a blazing
parade of flesh, blood, steel, brass and wood. The HMB blows through
the city on the shoulder of chaos, veering among ecstatic rhythms and
torrential melodies. A band of both Main Street and side street,
equally likely to appear at parades, protests, parties, beaches,
subways, boardwalks and funerals. With four self-produced CD's, four
European tours, a multitude of musical interventions and a reputation
of creating cultural phenomenon, they are a force to be reckoned with.
www.hungrymarchband.com

Then - Saturday night-
JULIET ECHO @Fatbaby

Fat Baby-112 Rivington St
Between Ludlow & Essex; NYC
http://Www.fatbabynyc.com

http://myspace.com/julietecho