I don't believe him... He's a liar!

ARON KAY <pieman420@...> wrote:DYLAN TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY BY AJ WEBERMAN




The Yippie! Museum Press / 9 Bleecker Street / New York, New York / 10012

yippiemuseumpress@... announces its 2005 publication list:



November 2005: Dylan to English Dictionary
by A.J. Weberman (the inventor of Dylanology)
ISBN: 1-4196-1338-3
Binding: Trade Paper
560 pages $32.99



December 2005: The Pie And The Mighty

by Aron Morton Kay (Yippie! Pie Thrower)



THE CORE MEANING OF DYLAN'S POETRY REVEALED FOR THE FIRST TIME

Future literary historians will realize two things: That Bob Dylan is the
Whitman or Sandberg of his generation and that the relationship between A.J.
Weberman and Dylan was similar to that of the relationship between Paul Verlaine
and the opium smoking Arthur Rimbaud. Weberman is Bob Dylan's toughest critic
(Verlaine shot Rimbaud over an argument about poetry) and is also Dylan's most
vocal advocate when it comes to demonstrating the genius of Dylan's poetry.

To prove his contention he has written the Bob Dylan To English Dictionary that
translates about 800 words from the poetic language Dylan has developed into
everyday English. When a translated word appears in the same sentence, verse or
paragraph next to a string of already translated words all these translated
words make sense within the logic inherent in language forming a coherent
thought and parallel the contemporaneous events in Dylan's life at the time the
poem was composed. AJ Weberman has unearthed a degree of consistency in Dylan's
use of words that can only be intentional and has done what no one has done
before - made public the metaphorical and allegorical meaning of Dylan's poetry
with a high degree of accuracy. If you don't have a copy of this book you can
click http://dylanology.com/sample.pdf for a taste but you got to look at the
work in its totality to judge the degree of consistency that has been carefully
contrived by Robert Allen Zimmerman, boy genius. AJ has
unzipped his poetry just as one would unzip a compressed file, using a certain
formula known as the Dylanological Method, which he reformulated while doing a
federal prison sentence (his dog bit a mailman) since AJ had "time to think
about it for awhile" (Dylan, When The Night Comes Falling From the Sky 1985).
This is Weberman's contribution to American Literature, although he will
probably be remembered for his having originated garbology, a now widely
accepted journalistic technique. "The perfect book for Dylan fanatics." --Paul
Krassner, author of One Hand Jerking: Reports From an Investigative Satirist



A.J. Weberman is best known for his analysis of Dylan's garbage and for having
been beaten up mercilessly by Bob Dylan on Elizabeth Street in Manhattan in the
early 1970's. Dylan viewed this incident as the "laughter down on Elizabeth
Street / And a lonesome bell tone in that valley of stone / where [he] bathed in
a stream of pure heat" (Where Are You Tonight, 1978). A.J. is featured on Joel
Gilbert's DVD Bob Dylan World Tours 1966 to 1974, and will appear on Gilbert's
next DVD. Chromedreams in the UK released Weberman's legendary telephone
conversations with Dylan. Rolling Stone Books will soon publish an interview
Weberman did with Dylan. Weberman was a character in Don DeLillo's Underworld,
"Detwiler had been a fringe figure in the sixties, a garbage guerilla who stole
and analyzed the household trash of a number of famous people. He issued
mock-comintern manifestos about the contents, with personal asides, and the
underground press was quick to print this stuff. His activities
had a crisp climax when he was arrested for snatching the garbage of J. Edgar
Hoover from the rear of the Director's house in northwest Washington and this is
what people remembered" and he his featured in Mark Jacobson's book, Teenage
Hipster in the Modern World. AJ is mentioned in numerous articles and books
about Bob Dylan and an independent film company in the UK is currently putting
together The Ballad of AJ Weberman. AJ is the author of My Life In Garbology
(Stonehill Press, 1980) and Coup D'Etat In America: The CIA and the
Assassination of JFK (The Third Press, 1975, Quick Publishing Co 1992). The
latter book is in its fourth edition and also available from amazon.com as is
The Dylan To English Dictionary. Joan Baez related in NO DIRECTION HOME: "Dylan
would always say, 'What do you think of this?' 'I didn't understand the thing at
all but I loved it so I said, 'Okay, I'm gonna figure this one out.' So I read
it and gave back my interpretation of what it was about and he
said, 'That's pretty fuckin' good.' And he said 'Years from now all these
people, all these assholes, are going to be writing about all the shit I
write...and what it means.'"



A Dylan Data Base is available at http://dylanology.com/wrtwrddb.htm





The Yippie! Museum, and The Yippie! Museum Press are dedicated to preserving the
works and artifacts of the leaders and members of the Youth International Party,
a loose-knit organization founded in 1968 by Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, Paul
Krassner, Stew Alpert and others. Dana Beal, an organizer for Cures-Not-Wars,
serves as Curator and the Board Members include: William Prop of WBAI radio,
John Sinclair, former Prisoner Of Weed (POW) and founder of the White Panther
Party, Stewart Albert, founding member of the Yippies! and Vietnam Day
Committee, Paul DeRienzo, radio journalist, Steve Conliff, historian of Native
American History and several other surviving political activists.



You can purchase the book at http://amazon.com





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