If we have any aspiring graphic artists in the group, I thought a
tasteful button that says "ask me about singing valentines" would be a
nice thing to wear for the next couple of weeks (especially if I had a
ready supply of matching business cards). If it were sufficiently
attractive and tasteful, I'd even wear it to go shopping at Super
Wal-Mart, which is where I come into contact with the most humans in a
given week.

And remember, when a potential customer asks for the price, always
refer them to Rolla Grace. :-)