>requires knowledge, recollection, coordination and/or assumption of gender-specific pronouns ... very risky ...

I thought the second verse was even riskier:

She thinks she deserves a little kiss or two.
She will love some flowers, sweets, and jewelry too.
All these guys around here really envy you.
(spoken) Later on this evening she's got plans for you

(sung)  But this song's G rated so we can't tell you. (out to the audience)

Hugh Emerson <hsemerson@yahoo. com> wrote:

Situation and tune should be obvious:

This is from your sweetheart, she's in love with you.
She sent us to sing this Valentine to you.
Her song's really special cause it's just for you.
[Her Name] says you're her sweetheart, she's in love with you.