--- In barberparodies@yahoogroups.com, "Hugh Emerson" <hugh@...> wrote:

I won't insult your intelligence by naming the tune.

"Sweet and Smoky"

Last night at nine
We went to dine
(Out for some barbecue).
We like the meat
smoky and sweet;
Only one sauce will do.
Sweet and smoky is how the sauce must be;
Sugar and spice make everything nice
(My spouse and I agree).
With the meat we like corn or beans and fries;
We'll take home styrofoam to hold the sides.
I will smile all the while I buy my sides.

Problems: the original song isn't well known outside barbershop
circles, and the parody isn't particularly funny.