Due to the deplorable excess of ill-manners on display in our modern
and reckless society, to say nothing of the general levels of
crassness and vulgarity, we here at the Deadfly Ensemble have decided
to Take Measures.

We quite sincerely give you The Deadfly Academy of Etiquette for Young
Men and Women, where, among other things, students will learn about

-the appropriate amount of time one may leer at a woman
-farting: is there a line that should not be crossed?
-back alley gambling dos and don'ts
-common mistakes when making playful forays into the wacky world of
prostitution
-plus much, much more!

Classes (and performances) begin Sunday, August 24th at Rebel in New
York City for the Dances of Vice II festival!

http://www.dancesofvice.com

Sessions will then resume in Europe in late September/early October,
so that the Old World may learn something about true Refinement from
true Experts on the matter. Dates include Berlin, Vilnius (Creeper
Fest), Milano and Lisbon for the Drop Dead Festival!

http://www.dropdeadfestival.com

Details, as always, at:
http://www.thedeadflyensemble.com
http://www.myspace.com/thedeadflyensemble