the new home of the clare grogan fetish society, probably going to be full of people who love altered images, gregorys girl, people who talk in scottish accents and ... um, somehow fetishise this. And stuff.

Oh, and also: what was worse - her being dumped as Kochanski, or her being in Red Dwarf with him in the first place.

She was in Eastenders, presents for VH1 and did a guest slot in Father Ted. "If you don't like Altered Images, you're a phonebooth" reckoned John Peel. He was right.