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the Count's economic stimulus package!

Hey Karate Rockers: I'm sorry for not keeping
this fan club up-to-the-minute with COUNT DANTE
updates. As 2001 comes to a close I assure you that the
COUNT HIMSELF is developing his own ECONOMIC STIMULUS
PACKAGE! While the President and congress are busy arguing
over the size of tax cuts to the wealthy, ONLY COUNT
DANTE CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO USE BALLISTIC STREET FIGHTING
OFFENSES AND DEFENSES TO GAIN THE MOUNT ON SUCCESS!!! Yes,
the Count predicted the crash of high tech markets
and the beginning uncertain times when he told the
tremendous throng of 50 drunks gathered at Stinky's Peep
Show to divest from the dotcoms and focus on the
warrior within! "By studying the world's deadly business
secrets," The Count instructed in between searing rock
epics and sips of a 7 and 7, "and honing your body into
a self defense machine can you become your very own
ECONOMIC STIMULUS PACKAGE!" <br><br>With 2001 drawing to a
close, we can only promise that 2002 will be a HUGE YEAR
FOR COUNT DANTE AND THE BDFS. There are deals in the
works right now that will transform the BDFS and propel
it to further greatness. Once the contracts are
signed and finalized, we will make these big
announcements right here in this fanclub!!!<br><br>Also thank
you to samboutros and gracias to beto40mx for joining
the club. Welcome aboard.




Thu Dec 20, 2001 6:11 am

McGarrett2000
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Yes!!! Check out the complete rundown of ISW HOMOMANIA I at <br><a href=http://www.count-dante.com/homomania.htm...
McGarrett2000
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Oct 9, 2001
10:45 pm

Hey Karate Rockers: I'm sorry for not keeping this fan club up-to-the-minute with COUNT DANTE updates. As 2001 comes to a close I assure you that the COUNT...
McGarrett2000
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Dec 20, 2001
6:11 am

I can't locate my economic warrior within. If I take credit card cash advances and then give the money to stippers, am I on the road to ruin?...
Goggle2b
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Dec 20, 2001
12:32 pm

hypothetically speaking, of course.<br><br>(Darned hanging post.)...
Goggle2b
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Jan 9, 2002
2:33 am

where is the queen mum, and is she wearing a very nice hat?...
Goggle2b
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Jan 18, 2002
8:37 pm

Guys, check this out... <br><a href=http://www.csmonitor.com/2002/0118/p01s04-wome.html target=new>http://www.csmonitor.com/2002/0118/p01s04-wome.html</a>...
McGarrett2000
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Jan 25, 2002
6:54 pm

Read the latest on the quest for the true identity of Rappin' Arm Wrestler Senor Bueno on the Count's site...<br><a...
McGarrett2000
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Jan 28, 2002
2:43 am

Hello, loyal subjects!<br>We have been ever so busy since we reached our centennial birthday -- surely, with thanks to the Count's bone-smashing longevity...
queenmumregnant
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Feb 20, 2002
11:00 pm

Hey folks, those ever lovin' luddite luchadors at ISW finally have an OFFICIAL SITE!!! Yes, it is rediculous for it to be 2002 and ISW is just now launching a ...
McGarrett2000
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Mar 5, 2002
7:53 pm

Messages <br>&lt;- Previous Message 21 of 21 Reply <br> <br>ISW in San Francisco this THURSDAY!!! McGarrett2000<br>(30/M) 3/9/02 5:41 pm <br>INCREDIBLY STRANGE...
McGarrett2000
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