Would that be an old school cool fat Godzilla hat or would it be last year's annorexic, skinny Kate Moss wanna-be Godzilla hat? There is still a lot of Ferris...
Hey MacFrugals in the Mission has tons and I mean tons of WWF merchandise if anyone's interested. Why you can pick up the Stone Cold, Taker and Kane bop bags,...
You stay away from my MacFrugals!!! heh heh <br>My favorite trash can came from Mission MacFrugals...it was supposed to be white but must have been produced...
Okay, this club is degenerating as all yahoo clubs must. They start out noble of purpose and end up nothing more than a bulletin board for shopping tips. Oh ...
you'll have to 'scuse me iffin I dunt know who those fellers are. Were they ever on the Cover of the Contra Costa Times?* <br><br>*by the way, people in Contra...
As I enter into this online community, "as a pebble disturbs the stillness of the pond", I can only pray that the accomplished disciples of THE COUNT forgive...
DAMN! I'm always the last to know everything! Richelieu & Jenny Comprendpas are a couple now? I guess that means I've missed my chance with him... oh well, I...
This is the Immortal Count Dante. If only every weekend could be Burning Man. The City of San <br>Francisco was a ghost town. If you stayed here you had it all...
You know, I am honored by the faith THE COUNT's success seminar stormtoopers place in me. And you, too, my friends, can gain the mount on success just as I ...
Hail! COUNT DANTE. <br>Last year after labor day weekend I was having a cup of joe at a purveyor of joe on Market street. There was a guy and a girl talking...
Dear Agent of Entropy: Although it definitely helps to have a solid background in other martial arts, it is not a must in THE COUNT'S SYSTEM OF EYE GOUGING,...
Has THE COUNT seen any episodes of a PBS childrens show called "Kangarate"? It stars Pat Morita of "Karate Kid" fame. At first, I was excited that my daughter...
The Great Bruce Lee always cast a dour glance upon the martial arts style known as karate. His epic films are often polemics against the use of this Japanese...
Fellow Americans,<br>I, the son of your Former President, Abraham Lincoln, can testify to the effectiveness of the Count's Seminars. I have seen him in the ...
I know for a FACT that your father would have escaped Booth's bullet if he had only known of COUNT DANTE'S technique of slowing time! It is unfortunate that ...
When and where are CD & the BDFS going to play next? I'm tired of hangin out at 3rd & Army waiting for you all to show up! Shows on Wed/Thur/Sat/Mon nights...
This is unfortunately true, Mr. Sword. Had my father know of the Count's special techniques not only would he be alive today, but he'd still be president AND a...
Honest Abe would surely have survived the assasins bullet if he had been wearing a stovepipe on his head instead of a stovepipe hat. <br><br>But then, no one...
Kim Ashida and Jenny Comprendpas and I went to Connecticut High School together. One day, in the girls locker room, Jenny uncovered Kim Ashida's plot to kill ...
There are no Count Dante and the BDFS shows written in stone at the moment but I will post them as soon as the dates are set. However, in the meantime, you...
Yesterday, as I was trying to master my unpredictable telekenetic powers, I accidentally crashed Mr. McGarrett's database program. I would like to apologize. ...
The Stork Club, ah yes, the stork Club--that Bay Area Punk Rock Dive Bar to end all Punk Rock Dive bars. Despite changing locations, it is still always ...
Sounds like a damn good evening! Did you see that article on Boston when they played Shoreline a year or so back? The oh so urban columnist asked one of...