So it turns out that the voice of the karate marsupial is provided by none other MICKEY THOMAS of JEFFERSON STARSHIP. Which would go a long way toward ...
LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT! NOW I KNOW THAT YOU ARE REAL BIG ON MTV! I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN IN NEWSWEEK MAGAZINE, TIME MAGAZINE AND TIGER BEAT! BUT, BROTHER, WHEN ...
These God awful, vapid, Neo-hippie wannabe street, wannabe Gorilla American pedafiles should get out of the Music business as soon as humanly possible.......
Hello, loyal subjects!<br>Dear me, I'm not sure I know about the Limp Bizkit of which you speak, but I do know I do detest limp biscuits, or, as we call them...
As a rapidly aging man who lives vicariously through Yahoo! fan clubs and the toys that Bonnie Burtons finds on e-bay, I have to say that I do not understand ...
If several candidates were vying for the queen mum job, I would vote for queenmumregnant. First, because she is the incumbent, and I hate change. Second, ...
You know, through CONSTANT STUDY and DILIGENT APPLICATION of THE COUNT's techniques for TOTAL SUCCESS, I have been able to gain the mount on my life. THE ...
Manowar, purveyors of TRUE metal and the band from whence I get my nameth, will be rocking The Great American Music Hall on Tuesday, October 19th. <br><br>Why ...
Feelthysword, in the name of the rock that you hold so dear YOU MUST RISK FEELING UTTERLY MISERABLE ALL DAY ON WEDNESDAY AND SEE MANOWAR!!! Destiny calls you...
After seeing that wonderful picture of Manowar in the 8 Days a Week Secion of the SF Bay Guardian how can even one such as the Count resist their amazing...
Yet another rave review for COUNT DANTE AND THE BLACK DRAGON FIGHTING SOCIETY'S "THE DEADLIEST MAN ALIVE" from BETH ALLEN at the SF Bay Guardian!!! This ish...
Saw the review...and was reminded that COUNT DANTE & THE BDFS are ROCKING the COVERED WAGON on ROCTOBER 20th....the DAY AFTER MANOWAR!!! Can an old man with...
Hey don't forget that COUNT DANTE AND THE BLACK DRAGON FIGHTING SOCIETY will BE ROCKING LINDEES in the Fabulous City of Concord on SATURDAY OCT. 30TH!!! Contra...
Finally, <a href=http://www.count-dante.com target=new>http://www.count-dante.com</a> is up and running for your viewing pleasure. It's time to reset your...
Think nothing of it my friend. You have the keen intellect to join this fanclub and apply my BONE BREAKING METHOD OF SUCCESS. You, feelthysword are obviously a...
Hey all you Karate rockers! The Count will be appearing once again in the pages of the CONTRA COSTA TIMES! Music columnist Tony Hicks will be doing a write up...
Never mind election. How about a little coup d'etat? <br><br>I used to drive a 1964 Ford coup d'etat, but a small group of armed insurgents took it away from...
Wasn't it Cadillac that put out the '64 Coup D'Etat? I think it was or maybe it was Mercury Motors. Hell, you should know, you had the car. Sorry to hear about...
Yeah, you got me there, the Caddie was the Coupe de Grace. Are you still sure that it was an actual Ford and not Mercury that put out the Coup d'Etat? I think...
Oh, that's right. It WAS a Mercury Coup d'etat. Funny thing about that car was, you couldn't take it through any of the quick tune & lube places. Somehow, ...
I looked out at that meager crowd assembled at the CW Saloon last night and I, COUNT DANTE THE DEADLIEST MAN ALIVE had a reckoning or you could even call it a...
Here is the amazing interview between Contra Costa Times Music Columnist Tony Hicks and the Immortal Count Dante about the upcoming show at Lindees in Concord...
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