What at one time seemed to be a show with so much hope and promise for the state of ROCK almost turned into a stinging and bitter defeat as COUNT DANTE AND THE...
Last night was the Senses Shattering Smash Debut of EL POLLO DIABLO AND HIS EL POLLO DIABLO DANCERS at Stinky's Peep Show!!! Now I have been an announcer for...
You know, the Count and I have actually posted real content here. Real tales of the Count's shows, performances and the senses shattering debut of the POLLO ...
ahh..i am uninspired, but it is not your fault McGarrett. I greatly appreciate the content you provide. I am recovering from a killer virus and the fingers on ...
THE EL POLLO DIABLO SUPER SHOW w/ HIS THE POLLO DIABLO DANCERS didn't air last week and instead it was just Stuttering Danny interviewing some playboy playmate...
You, know, thanks to THE COUNT's techniques for TOTAL CONCENTRATION, I have become a MASTER VERSIFIER, and often use my rhyming skills to stun my opponents ...
Check it out, COUNT DANTE AND THE BDFS have charted on the KUSF LOUD ROCK Charts!!!<br><br>Date: Tue, Nov 9th 1999 18:04:26<br>From: KUSF Music Dept ...
Happy Birthday Feelthysword! No one has championed the causes of ROCK and SUCCESS more mightily than you. You are an honary member of the BDFS from now until...
I am honored. In the words of Twisted Sister, I feel "weak and worthless" since I have not yet been able to attend one of the Counts Success Seminars. I will...
I'll say...that's cool! Have you seen the Dee Snyder movie where he dresses like Marilyn Manson? There is nothing as cool as a has been stealing from a has...
I find one of the new Gap ads very disturbing. I can handle the "Everyone in Leather" campaign, although I think it would be more successful if they showed...
Who can't help but be disturbed by the recent spat of nonsensical GAP ads? Somehow they all remind me of the "Eight More Days Til Halloween" ads that make bugs...
Dee Snyder's "Strangeland" is probably the best piece of shit straight to video horror flick ever! Somehow Dee makes it all work. God I wish they still made ...
My Fellow Americans,<br>Be sure to steal a copy ofthe December 99 Issue of that high watermark of "hip-ness" Details magazine. And marvel at the Master of the ...
The Immortal COUNT DANTE AND THE BLACK DRAGON FIGHTING SOCIETY grace the December issue of DETAILS MAGAZINE! Check out page 115 and see the Count gain the ...
I, the Immortal Count Dante, would like to take this time to thank the great Abe Lincoln Jr. for his assistance in landing the BDFS in the pages of Details ...
Speaking of gaining the mount on the press . . .<br><br>Last Sunday morning, I watched Mount the Press, with Sam and Cokey. It occurred to me that if Count...
Dear Count Dante' and My Fellow Americans,<br>As you may know, we in Gettysburg Express will only support bands that are interested in furthering the cause of...
Hello, loyal subjects!<br>Oh, my! We nearly lost our biscuit in this morning's Earl Grey tea when we read of Sam Donaldson's toupee. You see, my virtual ...
When I punched Mr. Shatner in the nose (as instructed), a frightened little scalp-weasel jumped straight up and floated for a moment in thin air. It appears...
Hello, loyal subjects!<br>We understand that many commoners (and even some lesser nobility) may find this, the most festive time of year, a source of ...
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