I, the Immortal Count Dante, would like to take this time to thank the great Abe Lincoln Jr. for his assistance in landing the BDFS in the pages of Details ...
Speaking of gaining the mount on the press . . .<br><br>Last Sunday morning, I watched Mount the Press, with Sam and Cokey. It occurred to me that if Count...
Dear Count Dante' and My Fellow Americans,<br>As you may know, we in Gettysburg Express will only support bands that are interested in furthering the cause of...
Hello, loyal subjects!<br>Oh, my! We nearly lost our biscuit in this morning's Earl Grey tea when we read of Sam Donaldson's toupee. You see, my virtual ...
When I punched Mr. Shatner in the nose (as instructed), a frightened little scalp-weasel jumped straight up and floated for a moment in thin air. It appears...
Hello, loyal subjects!<br>We understand that many commoners (and even some lesser nobility) may find this, the most festive time of year, a source of ...
I have a "friend" who wanted to make the following post in the Details forum. "He" keeps getting a server error. "I" would try and help him, but "I" am getting...
As I, the immortal Count Dante attempt to take Tinsel Town by storm, I have found numerous obstacles barring my path! When agents of the BSFS call the clubs of...
Speaking of conspiracies, I thought that I saw an ad in one of the weeklies for a DIFFERENT rock n' roll/wrestling show...what is COUNT DANTE'S and ISW's take...
Dave Meltzer, the premier source of information on the professional wrestling and mixed martial arts industries, printed the following about the rock and ...
Count Dante and the BDFS will be rocking and rolling the stage of Abernathy's of Walnut Creek along with the Hi Fives. Tonight's show also marks the RETURN OF...
The show at Abernathy's of Walnut Creek more than met any Contra Costa County expecations that we had for the earlier, much ballyhoo'd show at Lindee's. Where...
Hello, loyal subjects!<br>We certainly understand the Count's trials and tribulations with the clerisy. Why, here in England, the Church at one point became so...
Amen, Queen Mum. <br><br>The weakest of Reverend Heat's pschobilly spirituals will easily gain the mount on the entire Miami Sound Machine songbook. Although ...
as much as I like the preaching style of The Reverend, I do not think that the Scientologists will be deterred by his musical assault. Lets face it, if they...
Ah, the Reverend, as much as I hate to contradict someone with a far higher noble ranking than myself I must say that until the Reverend reunites with his ...
Here is the write up of the last Incredibly Stange Wrestling show that took place on Saturday Dec. 11th at the Fillmore...<br><br>Time for another round of...
Count Dante has shown me new leverage and grappling techniques that I can make use of in my struggle against the military regime in the Democratic Republic of ...
Mel Chappell and the team at her new label REVENGE RECORDS have just released the long awaited searing punk rock "SAN FRANCISCO 1999" compilation CD!!! It...
<a href=http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/ilikestuff target=new>http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/ilikestuff</a><br>if you like stuff, you'll like my club....it's all...
My anticipation grew as I careened southbound on 101 past Redwood City (Rock City) towards the hamlet of Palo Alto. I followed Big Chiefs precise directions to...
Dear Feelthysword:<br><br>Please feel free to sit in any radio booth or any studio floor to bask in the aura of Count Dante and the BDFS anytime. You need no...