I have the 1995 King of the Death Match which features the now famous exploding ring barbed wire match between Terry Funk and Cactus Jack (now New York Times ...
Hello, virtual commoner friends!<br>Count, thank you ever so much for your mention of the Japanese FMW wrestling federation. It always is so difficult to find ...
Recently Count Dante himself was contacted by a concerned Canadian rocker named FRENZY about the matter of the Count's epic "Beware the Wonder Bra" being...
MY GOD THESE GUYS FUCKING ROCK AND I HAVEN'T EVEN<br>HEARD THEM YET! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO A COMPUTER WITH<br>SOME DAMN SPEAKERS!<br><br>Def...
Feelthysword, your I enjoy your optimism about the power of the internet that reaches to a world much higher than that of high priced venture capital backed...
I am not happy with Riffage.com. Did they run a Superbowl Ad? I joined their ranks, and immediately proceeded to the Count Dante playlist to give the ANTHEMS ...
Riffage.com is evil!!! No matter how new a version of netscape you may have you cannot log in with it, however you can with MS IE. I repeat you can only log...
Hello, loyal subjects!<br>We are, as ever, excited about true rock music, such as that performed by Frenzy and Ally. We are so glad you, my virtual commoner ...
Even with IE, the chances of a review being posted are one in a thousand. Only one of my reviews was posted for a Grapevine song. None of my positive comments...
Try hitting the "Play It" button and then it will let you review it even if you don't have the technology (speakers) to listen to the song you have downloaded....
Actually, I was able to listen to all the songs, from my home computer. The review feature sucks. Although it always displays the error, my reviews for ...
I am so glad that the internet community has been as taken with those mount gaining Canadian rockers Frenzy as I, Count Dante the Deadliest Man Alive, have ...
Victory is ours!!! Below is an email from the greg Greg Frenzy of Frenzy about the great battle between the forces of ROCK and that bitter musician from the...
Dear Karate Rockers,<br><br>In my continuous correspondence with Greg Frenzy of Frenzy, he sent me the following letter wishing COUNT DANTE AND THE BDFS...
I think that Oakland Mayor Jerry Brown made a mistake in appointing tatooist Ed Hardy to the arts commission. What the East Bay really needs is the vision of ...
Here is a great Fan Letter that I just received from RR Saldivar of houseofboxing.com<br><br>Count Dante, Nostalgia & a sense of "couldn't believe what I was...
Ah it just like the immortal Kung Fu (or should I say Jeet Kune Do) Great Bruce Lee once said: "Fist should be like Flowing Gin. Mind should be like open bar....
You know, I'm often asked, "How is THE COUNT different from other success seminar rockers? What makes THE BLACK DRAGON FIGHTING SOCIETY the most desperate gang...
Dear Karate Rockers and Martial Arts Millionaires:<br><br>I, COUNT DANTE THE DEADLIEST MAN ALIVE, would like to take this time to wish all of you a happy ...
You know, as a UC Davis-certified Political Scientist, I am excited by THE COUNT's President's Day Address. Here THE COUNT shows that he has GAINED THE MOUNT ...
Esteemed Count,<br> I found your address to be PENETRATING and INSIGHTFUL as usual! However, I think you may have missed something! Now, as you may know, we of...
In the previous posting Prince Akuma asks the question "Is AOR really rock?" The answer is of course it does for it stands for ALBUM ORIENTED ROCK. The problem...
I agree! George Jr. would have to have documented evidence showing exactly how many times he saw movies starring Burt Reynolds and a car. Since he was rich, he...
You know, in my never-ending quest to gain INSIGHT into the human mind and thus GAIN THE MOUNT on SUCCESS (well, on the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, mostly),...
yes, sad news...<br><br>I have a friend that saw Screamin' jay in Santa Cruz a ways back. He had a purple Cadillac with SKJ in those sticky letters you put on...