I am a beer swilling loser. I have no high-tech yacht with astounding communications equipment. I don't even have a row boat with an a.m. radio. Women do not ...
Goggle, It sounds like you are one of the hard, hard cases. First, since you know no fighting skills what-so-ever, you must learn how to use leverage and...
Wow..Look at those women! And look at the confidence that Count Dante has...you can tell he has the money to pay for the drinks and a yacht to take those ...
Hey isn't one of those hottt chicks none other than Bonnie Burton of grrl.com and Grrl Magazine? Oh the life styles of the rich and famous. Where's Robin...
Thank you, Count Dante, for showing me where to begin my journey!<br><br>The housecat is a formidable opponent for me -- more formidable than any reasonable ...
You know, although Falun Gong claims 100 million members, THE COUNT and his followers are more powerful still. Because THE COUNT teaches secrets for material ...
feelthysword: You must first and foremost gain the mount on the celebrity that you want to bring to this convention. Use the ancient grappling arts to control...
"and many are frightened of spending money"<br>Another point that I forgot to mention is to lose your inhibitions on spending money. So many people are...
That is why you are THE COUNT and we are pupils! Thank you for your assistance in this matter. I believe that the members desire to STAY ON THE QUEST FOR ...
Count Dante<br><br>Not long ago, I asked you how I might begin to grapple with my beer-swilling, miserable loser life. I pointed out that even my housecat was...
Hello, loyal subjects!<br>You know, until the Count became my financial advisor and trusted confidante, I was no more than the penniless, titular head of ...
You know, THE COUNT's success seminars stand head and shoulders above the rest because they can be applied to any aspect of your life--for a TOTAL SUCCESS ...
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You know, to get the full benefit of THE COUNT's success secrets, you must do more than attend a few rock 'n' roll seminars. You be diligent and apply THE ...
The long awaited debut cd release from COUNT DANTE AND THE BLACK DRAGON FIGHTING SOCIETY is available now. It has all of the smash hits that you long to hear...
I hate to be a lily livered loser, but is the CD available at any other SF ROCK 'N ROLL Purveyor? I hate the idea of trampling over all the suburban kids ...
Will the long awaited debut cd be available through the U.S. mail? Is it legal to mail deadly tactical musical fighting secrets?<br><br>J.B., east coast...
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Following THE COUNT'S instructions, I ran like the wind to Streetlight Records to purchase the DEVASTATING disc. Apparently, the entire neighborhood had ...
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