The Count has finally gotten the respect and coverage he deserves in that little slice of cyber space known as metal-sludge.com! Check it out!!!<br><br><a...
You know, when I practice THE COUNT's BONE-BREAKING STREET-FIGHTING TECHNIQUES--and that's ALL THE TIME, EVERY DAY--my mind often reaches a state of Zen-like...
i just wanted to say how count dante has truly been an inspiration to me......he is the reason i have the courage to perform in prestigious acts such as ...
Gothicowgirl, you have the power within be a great stripper. You can shake it! You can move it, tease it and please it! SURRENDER YOURSELF TO THE BEAT OF...
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT MARCH 4TH! Everyone's favorite Public Access Show REALITY CHECK will be airing a special STAR STUDDED episode featuring THE COUNT'S EPIC CD...
Nice to finally meet you Count Dante! <br><br>I would have checked out the peep show, but one celebrity per day is all I can handle..<br><br>Can't wait to see...
It was frightening: Without warning my cable box stopped working on Thursday afternoon! Surely I paid the bill?! I called AT&T and they told me "uh yeah we're ...
Mr. fts<br><br>I want that channel, too. I called Cox Cable and they said, "although we DO offer a wide array of video, voice and data services to residential ...
this is embarrasing..<br><br>It turns out that we no longer need the box (no premium channels), and the cable can just be plugged into the TV. I figured "quick...
You know, feelthysword, I used to be a dumbass, too. Until I learned THE COUNT's techniques for TOTAL CONCENTRATION. Now I am able to CONCENTRATE and decipher...
It was very nice to see the actual personnage of Feelthysword, live and in person at Stinky's last week! I still cannot make Brandi believe that I saw him...
Thanks everyone for checking out last Saturday's REALITY CHECK. It was a blowout, gala Television Event that far eclipsed the Grammies, Oscars and even the TV ...
Following is an email I just received from the so called "Fat" Wreck Chords...<br><br>While we do love your hot wrestling action and poignant ringside ...
that is to say..that many people who have actually seen me would RATHER know me in a Loch Ness Monster, Big Foot, grainy inconclusive photo kind of way......
Don't expect too much from a label that puts out "punk rock" records in the year 2000. <br><br>Have they forgotten the OG punk rock fatman Steve-O from the...
Do you think that if the Count pleaded his case to BAY AREA ROCK GOD SAMMY HAGAR that the two RED HOT ROCKERS could forge an anti Fat Wreck Chords/Anti Nerf...
these fuck-tards who do not realize that you do, indeed, deserve to be signed MUST be punished....AT ONCE!!! what is up with the hard-working karate rockers ...
iT IS THE BILL THAT MUST HAPPEN! And it should happen on Thursday March 30th! Now I know that I have openly bagged on Mortiis's lack of mic skills and his ...
First off, the advirtised show on Friday March 17th (St. Patrick's Day) at Kimo's with Spaceboy<br>has been cancelled but will be rescheduled. In the meantime...
Joke: <br><br>What are the symptoms of Irish Alzheimers Disease?<br><br>You forget everything but the grudge<br><br>Speaking of grudges, I cannot see you in...
A Stinky's Peep Show gig on the other hand, with the remote possibilty of seeing one Brandi Franz, along with one GothiCowgirl is tantalizing indeed. Keep your...
THE BLACK DRAGON FIGHTING SOCIETY made yet another plunge into the cruel and forboding lands of Central California last Saturday as they came to deliver a...
THE GRIPPING CONCLUSION.<br><br>As stated in the previous chapter of this chronicle, only the three drunkest in the crowd seemed to lack the inhibitions to ...
Hey Martial Arts Millinaires,<br><br>Check out the review of Count Dante and "The Deadliest Man Alive!" that appears in the most recent posting of the "OLD...
It just goes to show that THE COUNT'S ROCK 'N ROLL SUCCESS SEMINAR will ALWAYS draw out the best in even the furthest backwater of the Central Valley. It is no...
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