So I'm a homeowner now, and I was checkin' out the new neighborhood only to find a strip club that boasts "Where Kings Come to Play". I was shocked that ...
For years now I, COUNT DANTE, have been trying to<br>bring LORD NASTY AND THE SEEKERS OF PERVERSION to the<br>beloved Streets of San Francisco. The Lord is one...
Although Lord Nasty will not be on the bill on FRIDAY, my BAMMIE NOMINATION PARTY will proceed<br>as planned. It will be FRIDAY APRIL 6th at the PARADISE ...
THIS FRIDAY APRIL 6th AT 3:30pm<br>COUNT DANTE AND TERRA NEWASTLE (aka TIGGER LeTWANG) of the GLAMOUR PUSSIES will be on KUSF 90.3 FM San Francisco. Dante and...
I get this orwellian web tracker and it is making me paranoid. First there were those nice people looking at me from this Army base in Germany which was ...
THE NEXT ISW WILL BE ON CINCO DE MAYO!!!<br>THAT'S SATURDAY MAY 5th.<br><br>Needless to say it will be a very special event and all of the Incredibly Strange...
My Orwellian web tracker has found that the interest in Count Dante and the Black Dragon Fighting Society among our great fighting forces continues! This time...
The Bammies wanted a promo video from me two weeks ago. Of course Santana or Green Day just have their press agent send them a nice super vhs or digital video...
INCREDIBLY STRANGE WRESTLING CINCO DE MAYO, 2001!!!! (that's the 5th of May to all of you Gringos) At the FILLMORE THEATRE, SAN FRANCISCO! <br>It's an ISW ...
THIS JUST IN!!! NOFX is replacing ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES at the CINCO DE MAYO ISW!!! YES NOFX is headlining the bill!!!<br><br>Check out this already...
MORE COUNT DANTE NEWS: The Die has been cast and the votes are in. Either I am the OUTSTANDING BASSIST for the entire Great State of California or I am not. In...
The TV ads and so much of the rest of the press for the Bammies has forsaken mentioning Dante, but I must say that the Count has it where it counts. He got ...
The Count and Big Sexy Brandi will be updating the website with Bammies results and all of the lastest Dante celeb pics tomorrow but in the meantime here is a...
That is one fine looking Gi!<br><br>That new guy from Greenday looks suspicously like every member of the Silver Bullet Band<br><br>Jackson Browne looks like...
ISW has finally made it into the Chronicle. Pick up a copy today or click below to read it. Tons of pics of Super Pulga, Homo Loco, Cruiser and US and (your...
THE BAMMIE BLOW BY BLOW RUNDOWN is UP!!! <br>Read about the Count's night at the Awards show...<br><a href=http://www.count-dante.com/bammie_rundown.html...
Hey Count Dante,<br><br>THanks for yet another gripping evening of ISW!<br>My pals and I had so much fun! Poontangler,<br>an old midget, the Snackmaster and oh...
Here's the ISW from the Fillmore. The Count and Big Sexy Brandi should have the official Blow by blow on www.count-dante.com up tomorrow but here is something...
Thanks for the invite to the partay Gothic Cowgirl! Also, let's welcome new member alexandrawest to the club!!!<br><br>Hey, who loves ya baby!<br>--Only you...
WELL, WELL, WELL.......Looks like your hero couldn't even win a damn BAMMIE. You know a BAMMIE is even lower than a GRAMMIE, and Elton John uses those to wipe ...
your fans have shown you, they have really come out of the woodwork to defend you for losing the BAMMIE. Perhaps the fans are learning the REAL seminar you...
Senor Bueno has tipped his hand and we now know, without a doubt who this man is!!! Surely he will now either have to face the Count on the mat or maybe Matt ...
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