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Well folks, I'm back! Yep. R. T. Fufkin, full-time foose-ballist, returns to
the scene - king of the hill of beans. Calypso Ortega fell in battle (checkers,
actually) and lost his job due to incompetency. Or was it incomplacency?
Meh...

Anyway, right to the news!

Magic URL => www.unevenground.ca

1) The Launch Party, an emo-psychotic recapitulation.
2) Tour Info
3) Now In Stores - UG Wallpaper
4) Site Update Present
5) Site Update Future
6) To Shave or To Not-So-Much
7) It's Hard to Stop @ 6
8) Be Encouraged

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1) THE LAUNCH PARTY WAS INSANE!! I managed to sneak in the back way for this
sold-out event and go unnoticed in my band-wife constume. After a quick look
around, I recognized that I could have easily taken on the two skinny little
dudes working the door. Anyway, the party was awesome. There was food (piles),
ladies, lights and loafers... There wast an great number of UG fanz and friendz
there, some ex-UGites and some other coolsters rounding things out. And did I
mention the skinny kids working the door? They blew up this killer intro video
re-capping the band's history which went into... the video for Over4!! I had to
watch it through a lot of huge bangs, but it was awesome!! And it looks like...
well anyway, then this countdown kicked on saying it was 20 minutes until
show-time. The room was hyped... or allergic to the punch...
And then the band kicked it. The show rocked with some great new tracks, some
classics from Arkona Fairway (including a medley) and an Encore which was
absolutely CLASSIC. Let's just say, 2 songs, one of which was "stupider" than
the other (yes, actually, I own the rights to "subtle"). So for those of you
who missed it... I weep and wail for you. But fear not, UG will be trashing a
town near you VERY soon. The tentative tour schedule is BIZZY!!! They'll be
everywhere!

***Someone sent us this link to some bootleg pic's and even a short video from
the "Lunch Party". Enjoy quickly before the lawsuits begin!! ;)
http://members.rogers.com/rubic3/ug.htm

2) SPEAKING OF TOURING, Uneven Ground is looking at the proposed schedule as we
speak. Booking is going great and there's talk of an East Coast tour II this
summer. Maybe without the broken down Van escapade. If you're interested in
helping with booking and you're from or connected with the east-coast
(Quebec/New Brunswick/Nova Scotia/PEI/Newfoundland/Ireland or any New England
States), drop a note to wherez_tha_giddar_@... and we'll get some
info out to you. So stay tuned for dates @
http://www.unevenground.ca/shows.htm.
Currently, only one date has been released publicly. JSn & B-Rian will be
heading back to some familar territory in May as the band hits Christian Life
Assembly in Port Colborne. This will be an intense show, without a doubt. The
full show info can be found on the shows page (URL above).

3) WALL PAPER IS YOUR FRIEND, WHICH MEANS that Wal-Mart has made the poorest
marketing decision ever: They will not be carrying the life-sized Uneven Ground
wallpaper, which allows one to feel as if they're in the centre of some serious
rockin' out. This killer deco-gear is, however, available @ Raghib Lebowski's
3-Knuckle-Shoe Emporium in Stratford, Ontario. Git some. IF you git some,
please send us pictures. IF you git some, please see a specialist.

4) WELL, THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE (www.unevenground.ca) had to do some shuffling
around, and so the webisodes are there for a few short more while-bits. Better
hurry (again). With the change in gate-keepers and stuff, the update is a bit
late coming down the wire. But there is a brand new poll
(http://www.unevenground.ca/poll_page.htm) and the news page is slightly
different. Also, the shows page has been updated. Go. Visit. Read.
Mousercise.

5) A WHOLE NEW SITE IS COMING down the sewer as we speak. If I were you I'd
stay at the computer hitting reload until it launches. Visit the UG Guestbook
and tell me and the ladz what you think should appear on the new site. Chances
are someone might read it.

6) SHAVING YOUR HEAD IS HARD WORK I think. My hair just fell out, so I dunno.
But if you're going to shave your head, why not shave the simplified UG logo
into the side or back? Very soon @ www.unevenground.ca, head-shaving templates
will be available. Don't miss out!

7) FOR ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WUSSED OUT after the table of contents... HA! Here
are the top 3 poll results for songs YOU want to hear this tour. Surprisingly,
#1 was not Enter Sandman.

#1 Stupider :: #2 TIE - Dysfunctional & Sour :: #3 Rocketman (Satiate EP)

8) BE ENCOURAGED Y'ALL!!
Spring is here. A new beginning of life for so many things. Baby animals, new
plants, awesome weather... Winter was long and sometimes the winters in our
personal lives are even longer. Be encouarged that The One Who created all
these new beginnings has a special place in His heart for you. May God bless
you, until we meet again!!

RT & UG too.
www.unevenground.ca

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