Kenny Love's "Vampire Love" Single

Here's a (funny?) tongue-in-cheek News Release that my
label's (Eartastic Records) publicist, Dwayne Michaels, just
sent me regarding my new novelty single, "Vampire Love,"
that's already airing on a few stations in the U. S. and
overseas.
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HOUSTON, Texas - - February, 8, 2006 - - In a sudden mid-life
crisis occurring overnight, new Houston-based Eartastic Records
recording artist Kenny Love awoke in a cold sweat and
experienced multiple heaves while spouting insane rhetoric at
the top of his lungs. "The 50's are coming! The 50's are coming!"
Love continued to chant.

As his horrid expression was much like Dr. Simon Van Gelder's,
which can be seen as a visibly shaken man at
http://www.MuBiz.com/morganwoodward.jpg our label can only
conclude that this sudden bout of insanity is a direct result of
Love having turned 48 years old last month, and now has a deep
morbid fear of turning 50 in a couple of years. Ironically, both
Van Gelder and Love hail from the state of Texas. :-(

After awakening on last evening, Love burst into the production
studio facility of Eartastic Records at approximately 8:07 p.m.,
locking the doors behind him, and only finally emerging at
5:30 a.m. this morning with a recording completely unlike his
persona, a sample which can be heard on the MySpace.com
site at http://www.myspace.com/klvl

Likewise, in adding fuel to the proverbial fire, he then uploaded
a sample of this sordid and desperate attempt at a "comeback"
music career to his own MuBiz.com site at
http://www.MuBiz.com/VampLove.html for which we apologize
to anyone in advance who, unfortunately, listens to it.

We have not, yet, determined if we shall retain him as an artist
on our label, particularly, due to his current health condition,
obvious negative mental state of being and, most importantly,
possible label embarrassment, but we are *definitely* continuing
his medical treatment and supervision with the noted and
renowned Dr. Russ Hamlisch, who believes that Love's condition
is, primarily, a combined result of stress, overly high cholesterol,
and having consumed far too many enchiladas while watching
last Sunday's Super Bowl game (please don't ask!).

Signed,

Dwayne Michaels, Publicist
Eartastic Records
Houston, Texas

cc: Clyde Toval, President
bcc: Janet Forsythe, Internal Label Psychiatrist

Disclaimer: Eartastic Records accepts no responsibility in
and is held harmless from any future incident...legal, social
or otherwise, arising and resulting from the distribution of
this material.