Hi all, I'm new so be nice! :)

I was wondering - does anyone know a way to make an audio CD
deliberately skip in a rhythmic fashion? I mean I know about the usual
tricks you can physically do to the disc, but does anyone know a way
to write particular information to the disc which will cause it to
skip? I don't think it's possible from what I understand of CD
writing, but I figured this is the best place to ask if I'm going to
be proved wrong!

Thanks!

James

Oh and PS - anyone have experience with cutting up speech and
reassembling it into new words or just randomly triggering syllables?
Any tips greatly appreciated!