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KISS ARMY LIVE Nov 10 with special guest DRIvIN' RAIN
HEADS UP. FLAMING YOUTH! HITHER COMETH, THY DESTINY!!!... YOU WANTED THE BEAST?! YOU -GOT- THE BEAST! LIVING the DREAM as the 'BEATLEMANIA' of KISS TRIBUTES! OVER 10 YEARS IN THE MAKING & now celebrating their 15th YEAR at perfecting their cause comes the WORLDS -ONE- & -ONLY- KISS TRIBUTE PHENOMENON: "KISS ARMY! - THE COOLEST BAND IN THE WORLD!" NO SUBSTITUTES! PERIOD. WELCOME ONE & ALL to the 100% OFFICIAL "KISS ARMY" MYSPACE PAGE! It is -HERE- where we can -all- celebrate the countless success stories happening one after the next for this incredible group minute after breathtaking minute! And if you just so happen to be one of the ever-growing newcomer fans to join our mighty alliance then WELCOME ABOARD & please take *note* that this is also -the- very same group that's now thrilling audiences by the masses across the U.S.A. and beyond after earning their way to the top the hard way through countless trial and error. Building the perfect Beast and now at a status of HEADLINING the worlds finest THEME PARKS, CASINOS, FAIRS, FESTIVALS, CORPORATE EVENTS, HOUSE OF BLUES/HARD ROCK CAFES, YOU NAME ITS and THEY'RE DOING ITS to also rocking only the absolute BEST of the nightclub scene left in existence today! For example: HOUSE OF BLUES/ORLANDO, FL., REVOLUTION/FT. LAUDERDALE, FL., PIERE'S/FT. WAYNE, IN., COYOTES/93.1 THE FOX BIRTHDAY BASH, LOU., KY., FULL MOON FEVER TATTOO FEST/NASHVILLE, TN., STADIUM VIEW BIKER BASH/GREEN BAY, WI., RED RIVER MEMORIAL DAY BIKER RUN, RR-NM., SOUTH MISSISSIPPI BIKE RALLY/HATTIESBURG, MS., CHOPPER X-PO/ATLANTIC CITY, NJ.? YEP, that too. PIPELINE CAFE/HONOLULU, HI. w/5 LIMOS in 4 days & VIP treatment as guests of -the- DON HO? CHECK. 16 SHOWS @ THE MONTE CARLO CASINO/LV-NV. w/a TOURBUS LIMO? CHECKEROO TOO. An entire MONTH w/30 shows @ SIX FLAGS, NJ. for FRIGHTFEST? CHECKAMUNDO. SIX FLAGS/AURORA, OH.? Rocking 7,500+ @ 'DAWGS ON HAWGS' TEXAS BIKER RALLY? 17,000 @ 'STARS & STRIPES EXPLOSION'/NEPTUNE BEACH, VA.? 30,000 @ PORTLAND FEST/LOU., KY.??? The EL REY THEATRE/LOS ANGELES, CA.? UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/HOLLYWOOD, CA. w/15,000 in attendance along with -the- GENE SIMMONS too?? YES! *SOLD OUT* HOOTERS SWIMSUIT FINALS of ATLANTA, GA. & ST. LOUIS, MO.? YES!!! What's that you say? THE WHISKY A GO-GO/LA-CA. w/5 opening bands? The GULFPORT & BILOXI, MS. GRAND CASINOS? The SUNSET STATION CASINO/LV-NV.? SUNCOAST CASINO/LV-NV.? HARLEY DAVIDSON-CAVALCADE OF WHEELS/NOTRE DAME A.C.C. ARENA/SOUTHBEND, IN.? HAWAIIAN TROPIC FINALS/KEY WEST, FL? Oh, -and- the KISS COFFEEHOUSE GRAND OPENING FINALE HEADLINERS w/13,000+ in attendance along with 'the' DOC MCGHEE LOVING EVERY MINUTE in disbelief? YES. YES. YES! & YES ALREADY! That's US. The only tribute group to ever have both BILL AUCOIN (*original 70's Kiss manager) & EDDIE BALANDAS (*70's Kiss bodyguard/intro announcer from KISS ALIVE II) to proudly introduce them onstage with total CONVICTION & enthusiastic PRAISE! UN-REAL. And if that weren't enough, even having LYDIA CRISS (*Peter's ex-wife) as an onstage guest for a special rendition of Kiss's first breakthrough hit of the 70's, "BETH!" Priceless. See what we're saying here? That's what we're trying to tell you! When it truly comes to the tribute phenomenon known the WORLD over -as- "KISS ARMY," there can be only ONE. ACCEPT -NO- OTHERS claiming to be numero uno! You got the RIGHT ONE *HERE* BABY. Driven by passion, purity, both visually -and- musically, the four pseudo celebrities who now 'makeup,' so to speak, "KISS ARMY" are NOT to be taken lightly. Every single performance is an assault on the senses the likes that would surely bring a tear to their mentors' eyes time & again and their countless die hard fanbase too. Abner Devereaux eat your heart out! Made only of the finest ingredients, "KISS ARMY - THE COOLEST BAND IN THE WORLD" is stronger than ever and over the last 5 consecutive years alone has accomplished more than all that you just read about, those are just some of the highlights. "KISS ARMY" now features its most bombastic lineup to ever hit the Kiss tribute stage packed w/complete brutal honesty & sheer total finesse, mmm MMMM GREAT: YIO DARCANGELIS-THE ULTIMATE GENE SPLICER/GENE SIMMONS, The Blood Spitting, Fire Breathing, Bass Pounding Demon circa 1977, STEVE CLARK-representing primal PETER CRISS -in- his absolute 70's prime and then some w/9 lives, 13 drums & a 39" Gong, BRYAN ANGEL-PAUL STANLEY, the ultimate Starchild/frontman/ringleader stage commander supreme, DOUG GERY-ACE FREHLEY, spaced out of this galaxy, intergalactic time traveller holding the perfect "Ace" in the "KISS ARMY" deck. Yes, it's an all out, all star cast clearly on a mission from God. The God of Thunder that is! Steve Clark, drummer for the group, describes their ongoing quest for ultra sheer perfection best: "Hey, Rome wasn't built in a day, and hell, the ultimate Kiss tribute experience wasn't either, this took a LOT of time, effort & dedication. There's something incredibly unique and very special going on here that you just don't see everyday, especially these days. Kiss fans & the vintage ones in particular should really take notice of us before we're discovered so that they can all jump on the bandwagon and say 'I saw them before they made it, they're awesome!' Ok, so maybe back to reality. lol. But here we have the beautiful product of tireless evolution & the relentless pursuit of perfection while always specializing in settling for nothing less than the absolute best of each member's ability as an individual performer to deliver a super quality salute to their counterpart. We dream big and bigger by the day. At this point I wanna believe we're destined to be the next biggest discovery for Gene Simmons since Van Halen. The real Van Halen that is. lol. An entertainment group that not only he could wholeheartedly appreciate as the genuine article on all accounts, but the same goes for Paul, Ace & Peter too. We don't pay tribute to makeup designs, we salute four very legendary rock star personalities with complete and utter justice. Maybe better make that a very 'angry' genuine article, I mean our mission is all about throwing hammers in our message, to basically try and take fans back to the days of when their parents were afraid of Kiss coming to their town. That's our recipe. Timeless quality. Shock value. Reinventing the classic Kiss wheel. To love all of our heroes equally in our reenactment. And it really shows now more than ever, just ask the fans at our shows every night, they'll tell you. They feel it almost instantly and can easily tell right away that we're just very talented, dedicated purists, realists & professionals at what we do. I mean we're all completely in check that "we're" not really Kiss, just great pretenders to the throne. Honestly, there could never truly ever be another Kiss like their once was... another Gene, Peter, Paul & Ace all together again like it once was in the 70's, all tearing the stage apart as a unified assault. But leave it to "KISS ARMY - The Coolest Band In The World" to take you back to the very next best thing imaginable. All we can do is try our very best and I'm here to assure you that we're really experienced at this and most certainly try our a$$e$ off on unbelievable levels lately so you can only imagine... you gotta see it to believe it! Seriously. How can you not love us? lol. I mean, we've been back to the 'drawing board' more times than I care to count and we're finally able to scream with utmost confidence: "YOU GOTTA CHECK US OUT NOW!" and -really- mean it. I'm not just portraying Peter Criss onstage, I've trained myself to be what I'd consider not only Peter at his peak in likeness & spirit, but to be the ultimate Kiss style drummer overall in his likeness in the process. I intentionally incorporate all of Peter's classic chops and signature playing style/personality every night I play the role, but I tweak it with Eric Carr's power and Eric Singer's meter to tighten it up a bit and give it the perfect mix of aggression and swing without losing any of the groove whatsoever, the perfect foundation for the rest of the band to build upon. We all try to dial our interpretations of our character portrayal into perfection and it's not contrived at all, that's the beauty of it, it's just the best of the best now because that's what kind of level we're at lately and fans are always looking for and expecting our absolute best at this point and we exceed their expectations nightly. The closest you can come to giving them the ideal Kiss concert experience and representing each member as if they're all having the perfect night as individual performers but most importantly as a unit onstage together. We take from the very best teachers that we've ever known, Kiss, while still continuing to strive for better overall impact and showmanship value at the very next show that we're lucky enough to be able to put on for fans just like us. We didn't invent the Kiss tribute, millions of kids did from one end of the world to the other, jumping up and down on their beds while playing air guitar with their moms' brooms. lol. Just like we did. We just happened to come together through some kind of fake superstar fate, a relentless science experiment/project at simply trying to perfect it as best as humanly possible with no B.S. about it whatsoever. This could very well be considered a lot more like kick ass cloning if it's your first time seeing us now. lol. The way I see it is if all four of us are equally capable/determined/focused entertainers that are equally driven for success as a unit then screw the Eagles, we'll take it to the limit every time. In short, we're more like Peter Jacksons' "KISS ARMY" so there better be a damn difference or I quit... haha. Larger than life sized ultra action figures that bite. The resume speaks clearly for itself and I'm sure you wouldn't hear anyone complaining about scoring with the number one tribute to Jessica Alba. And you should know just by looking at her if she really is or not. We're proud to be able to do this in the first place for starters and wouldn't continue if we didn't love doing it, it's all about respect, but we also love to be the voice for fans just like ourselves onstage every night rocking around the country over and over in our heroes namesake and always striving at being the best "KISS ARMY" on the planet. Always. We make sure that we put out on the first date and every date thereafter too. We aim to please and trust me, you'll wanna brag about spending a night with the four of us every time we're in your town. However, encores at the hotel are for the ladies only. *wink." GROUPIES PUT ON YOUR MAKEUP! DON'T MISS the HOT NEW, ALL NEW, KISS ARMY/'SPIRIT OF 70'S KISS TOUR' COMING YOUR WAY NEXT! COLLECT ALL FOUR ON TOUR NOW. CLASS OF '77 but GREAT LIKE '78! "KISS ARMY" uses Gibson guitars & Pearl drums because they're supposed to. visit: www.thekissarmytribute.com or www.KISSARMYRULES.com and www.myspace.com/coolestkisstribute
AND VERY SPECIAL GUEST The return of DRIvIN' RAIN
www.drivinrain.net www.myspace.com/drivinrain
Tickets are $12.00 and on sale only at the Arena boxoffice. ALL AGES. This is a fundraiser for The Cape City Parks!
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