Natalie jokes already circulating the net...lol!

Daniel



Subject: Fwd: Natalie
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2003 21:20:48 -0600

Handy Troop Support Guide
By Natalie Maines

— Five easy ways to support our troops.

1. While our men and women of the armed forces are are in the Middle East,
sleeping on the ground and eating sand — for starters, you can check into a
European 4-star hotel and stuff your pie-hole with fine cusine. It will help
you relate.

2. While our troops are putting their lives in danger — you can put your ass
in a fancy limo and take in the sights of an elegant city, like... oh,
London perhaps.

3. While our fighting men and women stand ready to rid the world of a
ruthless murdering thug — you can show your support by standing in front of
a cheering crowd on foreign soil and taking cheap personal shots at their
Commander in Chief.

4. While our troops write messages to their families in case they don't make
it back home alive — you can write up some kind of lame excuse in case word
of your kind of troop support gets back home.

5. While our troops pray they'll make it through the coming battle — you can
pray you don't break a nail opening your Evian water.

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