--- In motuffi@yahoogroups.com, "motuffi" <motuffi@y...> wrote:
--- In tithe@yahoogroups.com, "xxxmagic" <xxxmagic@y...> wrote:
Mk: I kid you not. This is a true story & it comes from the Old
Testament...There's a version of it in the Bible Stories (wordpad)
file I dumped in a lot of my sites. But I'll tell it again here, 'cuz
it's an awesome story & deserves to be told again.
There was a prophet who had a wife he loved. She was a bit of a
spoiled bitch & he couldn't please her. Because he was a prophet, she
knew that, as a couple, they had the liberty of sharing the sin of
fornication (to get her some strange dick) rather than obstruct his
authority field w/ adultery (which would require a man of God be
deceived & made a fool of). But she wanted the "thrill" of fuckin'
around on him & deceiving him.
So she eventually runs away from the prophet & goes home to her
daddy, who lived far away. Well, the prophet missed her & went to go
fetch her. He gets his wife back & heads home w/ her. It's a long-ass
journey & they had to pull into a city for the night.
The city was an evil city, overwhelmed by thugs & homosexual rapists
& shit. The prophet is met-up by another prophet of God who resided
in the city. So prophetdude2 takes prophetdude1 & his entourage to
his place to slumber.
At prophetdude2's place; they eat, get cleaned-up, fellowship & hit
the sack. Later that nite, along comes a gang of homosexual rapists
to prophetdude2's place & they holler in to him to send out
prophetdude1 so they can rape him. Well, prophetdude2 knew that such
an act would cross the line in God's eyes & cause the city to be
destroyed & he really wasn't lookin' forward to movin'. So he tries
to appease the cheesers w/ his two VIRGIN daughters (to show how
strongly he was against it).
Well the homosexual rapists weren't havin' it. So prophetdude2 had
prophetdude1's wife (the spoiled slut who was the reason for this
shit in the first place) put outside & the rapists decided she'd be a
good consolation.
So the homosexual rapists take prophetdude1's wife to their hideout &
repeatedly rape her & torture her all night long. Forcing themselves
on her, three at a time. Raping her w/ foreign objects. Beating her.
Sodomizing her, over & over again. It was two lifetimes' worth of sex
in a matter of 8 or 9 hours (well, the bitch did want to get fucked
is the reason she ended up there)...So, when the homosexual rapists
tired of tormenting the woman, she was released.
So, bleeding & battered beyond recognition, prophetdude1's wife made
her way back to prophetdude2's place & passed-out from exhaustion in
the front foyer. Her heart stopped & she died.
Prophetdude1 was pissed & heartbroken. He loved the ho w/ a love she
didn't even deserve. So he packs up her body & takes it home. There,
he cuts her body into 12 pieces. He sends a piece to each tribe of
Judah.
The tribes of Judah simultaneously sent armies to converge upon the
city where this shit went down. They surrounded the city & sent
messengers in to demand that the men who committed the horrendous
acts be delivered up to them. The city refused to give-up the
homosexual rapists, as they were probably leaders of the city. So the
armies of Judah sent for the family of prophetdude2 & when they were
all brought to safety, they attacked the city.
The armies of Judah totally destroyed the city & burned it to the
ground, killing all of the inhabitants. All that was left to remind
anyone the place ever existed was a cloud of smoke...& that didn't
last long, either: God made it rain, to wash all the blood & human
entrails into the ground to fertilize it & make a nice meadow where
the city once stood. He didn't even wanna' see the place no more,
evidence of the human rejects his "string-of-DNA-project" can produce.
The bitch wanted to get fucked alot...She got it. But she got dead
for it, too. Simply becuz she wanted to cut her husband out of the
action. I'm sure he woulda' much rather lined her up some dick, maybe
even a few "tricks" (so HE gets somethin' out of it, too), to assuage
her hunger for dick. Remember, God required a different prophet to
stay w/ an adulteress & then had fun namin' her kids shit
like "You're Not My Kid" & "Bastard Child" & shit, to prove to her
that what she was doin' wasn't so "secret", after all.
She didn't know what most men of God know: That the dead (spirits)
watch sex when deception is involved regarding a significant other.
Kinda' spooky fact. Enough to keep me from sneakin' around (don't
want my Granny watchin' me hammer some poor dude's ol' lady behind
his back when he probably woulda' been all for it had she bothered to
disclose her fetish to him)...
Hope you enjoyed this story. It was true. It happened, here, on this
planet. Years ago. Many horrendous crimes have been committed on this
planet, in public & in secret. Some are recorded in the Bible. Most
aren't. The most horrendous acts to be committed on this planet,
tho', are yet to come...Are we all ready to witness them?
Participate? Fulfill our callings?
More 2 come.
Later-on,
v/c
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