AcousticSudoPunk@... wrote:From: AcousticSudoPunk@...
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 01:48:26 EDT
Subject: Fwd: freebies, knock yourselves out
To: CrakHoTours@...
CC: xxxmagic@..., mocanphukme@...


From: AcousticSudoPunk@...
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 01:26:55 EDT
Subject: freebies, knock yourselves out
To: SaturdayNightLive@...

I lost that email, but maybe they'll forward this one to you guys anywayz:
Wanted to give ya' some fresh fodder, being as I took so long in gettin' back to
you & it's totally lame that it looks like I blew you off, which probably blew
any opportunity I may've had w/ youz...But, what the hell, here ya' go:

Use the melody from any old folk tune (like that one about havin' a line & a
pole & a crawdad hole, for example) & use these lyrics instead:
the cursed ghetto children of a crak ho...ain't gonna' dare us to drive down our
street no mo'...Take a few pics w/ our camera phones, send 'em to tha man & then
they're gone: The cursed ghetto children of a crack ho-oh...
Cursed ghetto children of a crak ho: your mamas ain't gonna get food stamps for
youz no mo'...Playin' in the street, twenty feet from a park, 'cuz your mama
sniffed too many dopeman farts; you cursed ghetto children of a crak ho...
That's funny, no matter what setting/skit you put it in.

For that cartoon playhouse thing, you should show the white house rockin' back &
forth to a short loop of that Charlie Daniels fiddle sawin' the devil went down
to Georgia, w/ a "Yee-ha!!" & guns bein' shot-off in the background, because I
think that's how a lot of people picture it in their heads now, anyway.
I had a different email for you guys before, but I lost it. Hope this gets to
youz...The oompa loompa thing you can have, too:
Kinda wanted to make it w/ a female oompa loompa, becuz to an oompa loompa I'd
be like super well hung &, while I'm humpin' her, I can sing the song: "Oompa
Loompa, dippity doo! I've got a great big penis for you!"
I know it's not the same w/out me doing the humpin' & stuff & I'm glad you liked
the show. I apologize for takin' so long in gettin' back to youz, but I was lost
in a diabetic depression for awhile...I'm all better now tho' & wanted to let
ya' have a little somethin' to show my appreciation for the positive
feedback...Lost the email, I'm sorry. I did intend to use it when I was more
upbeat (like now)...I just wanted to say that I didn't blow you guys off...
Keep 'em bustin'-out!! Like the Elton John thing!!
Later-on,
Blahz-A (Splee)
Oh, yeah-> my new number is 1-(586)-436-0134 if ya' wanna' check-out my new song
sample or leave me a message or somethin'...


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