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Fwd: Lisa's Mask Club -Anonymous Sex Parties and functions in Mich   Message List  
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--- In Saile@yahoogroups.com, "his_name_is_saile"
<his_name_is_saile@...> wrote:

Those who'd like to join Lisa's Mask Club must first adhere to the
basic rules of the club:
Your registration is non-refundable and must include a medical
clearance card, copy of picture ID, short bio, what your interests
are, what areas you can make it to and when, a picture of yourself
in the nude (try to be tasteful, not lude).
The registration submission must be sent to Lisa Marie C. -- 23771
N. Keystone Way -- Clinton Twp, MI 48036
Do not send cash (check or money orders only)!! The registration is
lifetime, but the dues are annually. Registration costs $500 and
annual dues are $299. This gets you on the attendance list for group
functions where anonymity is the theme of the evening. They're like
BYOB parties (you bring whatever it is you consume and like to use).
The rates are high enough to assure that no "riff-raff" are at
attendance (people you'd be leery of). Please do not try to pass-off
fake medical cards, as Lisa works in the medical field and can spot
them. If you're denied membership, your registration fee will be
returned to you, minus a screening fee of $129. You do run the risk
of being denied membership and losing that $129 (be forewarned).
This'd be a good place to mention that the club number is changed to
(586)-469-1265 (temporarliy) and TV Toni can be reached, via
message, at that number as well.
More members means more variety at the meets. So forward this
message to some people you'd like to fuck or eat up!!



--- In Saile@yahoogroups.com, "ilikefilmz" <ilikefilmz@> wrote:
>
> you wrote about the basics, Girl, and you gave his old number: the
> new number is (586)-469-1265...Who'd go for the basic things other
> men can offer, when this guy is the only known surrogate to unseen
> entities (via sleepfucking) that'll actually share the experience
> with certain women. If you can manage to get on his special client
> list, you can arrange to take a nap with him and when he fucks you
> in your sleep, he'll be possessed by a demon, an angel, or alien
and
> you'll be possessed by the spirit of a woman they'd raped in the
> past. It's a pretty freaky experience. The first time I went for
the
> nap, nothing even happened. We both just slept. But, the second
> time, I made a mental note to "initiate" something in my sleep. I
> must've grabbed his dick or something, because I woke up speaking
in
> some strange language, spewing cum everywhere, with his dick in
me.
> I'm a regular now. I fly out to Detroit twice a month for this
> powernap session. No-one else can offer this service,
legitimately.
> Only a dark priest has the authority to do it (so don't fall for
no
> counterfeits). His number again is (586)-469-1265. I also have
> pretty much proven that sucking his dick has supernatural youth
> restoring qualities, as all of my peers think I've had something
> done (and I haven't).
> --- In Saile@yahoogroups.com, "his_name_is_saile"
> <his_name_is_saile@> wrote:
> >
> > I saw the message about the woman who's husband stopped touching
> > her, so she went to see a personal concierge for a general loin
> > maintenance session, how she found-out that she'd developed
> > an "odor" between her legs that she'd gotten from the fungus on
> her
> > husband's balls (men have fungus on their balls unless they
> > regularly use an anti-fungal agent, like jock-itch creme). She
got
> > her hair trimmed off by the guy, he consulted her on how to
handle
> > the issue with her husband and he manipulated her womb
(relieving
> > tension via an inner and outer vaginal orgasm happening
> > simultaneously).
> > I thought it was gaff, but I called the number, heard the song
and
> > left my message. When I didn't hear immediatley back from the
guy,
> I
> > naturally assumed it was all just a bunch of shit. Then he
called
> me
> > back and I set-up and appointment for a general erotic massage
(he
> > actually focuses on errogenous zones more than it being a
massage,
> > and he's quite good, I might add). When I met him at his
> > wife's "place", it was a little unsettling, because of the
> > neighborhood and it's a trailer. But when I got inside, my
nerves
> > settled down. He sparked up a "jib" and we smoked. I brought my
> own
> > coffee and he drank his, while we talked for awhile.
> > I went with him to the back room and he told me I could disrobe
> and
> > crawl into the bed if I'd like to, then he left the room, taking
> his
> > little pomeranian (his name is Foxy) out of the room to afford
me
> > some privacy. I undressed and laid on the bed and waited for
what
> > seemed like forever.
> > He came back into the room and noticed that I was
> already "trimmed"
> > down there (I shave it). I asked him to proceed with the
massage,
> > something he told me to do only if I felt comfortable enough to
> > continue. He undressed and I was impressed by his size. He
crawled
> > into the bed with me and he laid me on my side and we spooned
for
> a
> > long time, his hugeness throbbing against my buttcrack. I was
> > getting turned-on and I could feel myself getting wet.
> > He had me moaning and writhing in ecstacy and still hadn't put
his
> > dick in me. I took some initiative (I was the client, after all)
> and
> > sat my pussy on his face as I filled my face with his beautiful
> > cock. I couldn't stop coming on his face and I was swallowing as
> > much of his cock as I could force down my throat (I'd never done
> > anything like this before).
> > I didn't leave there until I'd had his dick in all of my holes
> (I'd
> > never done anything like this before and I was going to get my
> > money's worth). I was physically exhausted and when I got home
to
> my
> > cheating husband, everything seemed to be balanced-out and all
was
> > good with the world. Now, I have someone I can call. The icing
on
> > the cake is giving the guy my husband's money to cum in me 4 and
5
> > times a session.
> > I thought it was all onesided until I found-out about this guy
> (the
> > men get what they want while we remain sexually frustrated). Not
> > anymore. I'd never even experienced an orgasm compared to what
> this
> > guy makes me feel. He only takes referals, so tell him "Alice"
> told
> > you about him if you call him.
> >
>

--- End forwarded message ---






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