--- In serialkill@yahoogroups.com, "Blahz-A SPLEE mafukka!!"
<justasplee2@...> wrote:

I'm a little pomeranian named Foxy. My current humans refer to me
as "Foxy Ruse" because I was adopted by them over a misunderstanding
between them in which I was mistaken for a "ruse". A bluff was
called and I ended up with my humans, Vini and Lisa Marie Ciofani.
They're pretty cool. They keep me bathed and fed and protected from
the evil elements of the world that're endangering to little guys
like me.
My humans made the mistake of moving in amongst ghetto people in a
trailer park as a "strategic move" to "save some money up" since
the "rent is so cheap". Well, that sure backfired in their faces
because ghetto humans are so foul that they eat each other (like the
big dogs try to do to me). It's so bad in my humans' neighborhood
that my freedom to walk through the neighborhood has been stolen
from me: My human goes to walk me and all kinds of jealous ghetto
trailer trash let their big dogs out to attack me, dogs that're a
violation to the lease, by the way, because they're too big. They
let their dogs defecate and urinate in my yard, to steal away my
sanctity of home, even though my humans always set the example by
keeping me on a leash (even though I'm little) and picking up my
feces immediately after I defecate.
My humans live at 23771 N. Keystone Way, in Clinton Township,
Michigan. It's a horrible place where all of the lowest white bred
trash elements seemed to end-up, "people" who won't let working
class people abide with them without "paying toll to the trolls" in
unnecessary expenses: They steal gas, vandalize property and
vehicles, make loud noises all night long and then bitch at my
humans for being in their own yard, MY yard, making a moderate
amount of noise during the DAY!
Lately, one of the neighbors, a mental medical military discharge
has taken to brandishing weapons at my male human for speaking out
against his behavior (he's broken into our home, stolen gas my
humans needed to transport themselves to work, thrown chemicals down
in my yard that made me and my humans ill and poured foreign matter
into the fuel tank of one of my humans vehicles). My humans need
help they refuse to ask for, so I'm asking: PLEASE help my humans
get
away from these horrid ghetto monsters!
My humans had to get a PO Box, due to stolen mail. But my female
human can be reached by mail:
Lisa Marie Ciofani
PO Box 381132
Clinton Twp, MI 48038
You can see me perform (I'm a singer) with my male human at
http://youtube.com/group/Motuphi
I'd like for us to have a place where my human can walk me again
(like he could in the Arabian neighborhood in Sterling Heights,
where our liberty wasn't threatened), where I can have my yard to
myself, where there's no forced negative interaction. This is my
wish. I'm just a little dog, I know. But it doesn't hurt to ask. If
you can't help, maybe you can help by just forwarding this letter
until someone good like you who CAN help finds out about me and my
plight. I'm a good dog. I'm looking for some good humans.

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