you have never tried british mass produced super market smoothies.
really, vomit.



On 9/14/07, Scott Robbins <scott@...> wrote:
> Peter?  Vomit?  Really?  That's Just Silly.
>
> Peter Donohoe <peter.donohoe@...> wrote:
>
>   75% off smoothies, that's crazy prices, well if smoothies weren't fruit
> flavoured vomit.
>
>   Peter.
>
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>   From: evangenitals@yahoogroups.com [mailto:evangenitals@yahoogroups.com]
> On Behalf Of Scott Robbins
>  Sent: 14 September 2007 02:32
>  To: ASNCAlert@yahoogroups.com; BEARSLAEvents@yahoogroups.com;
> evangenitals@yahoogroups.com; LABearCommunityEventGroup@yahoogroups.com;
> NEDCofLA@yahoogroups.com
>  Subject: [evangenitals] La Casa Blue, 75% off Fruit Smoothies & Sandwiches
> Today Only.
>
>
>           Does anyone read these Yahoo Group messages?  Let's find out...
>
>   Today and Tomorrow only. Friday is Stand up comedy night. no cover no
> minimum.
>
>   We are offering 75% discount on Fruit Smoothies and Sandwiches Thursday
> and Friday only (9/13 & 9/14) Just to see if anyone reads these group
> messages.
>
>   Offer good only with a hard copy of this email and your readable email
> address printed with. Limit one coupon per person per day.
>
>   Cheers,
>   Scott & Miguel
>
>   Scott Robbins
>   La Casa Blue
>   (Coffee Bar Music Food & Desserts)
>   5930 York Blvd.
>   Los Angeles, CA 90042
>   bar 323-257-0089 cell: 323-394-2992
>   office 323-908-3966 fax 323-315-9305
>   www.LaCasaBlue.com
>
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--

Peter.

THIS IS IT! We are nearing the big day when the Evangenitals and The 1
Second Film crew departs for a full month on the Road to Oprah.
(http://www.roadtooprah.com)

THIS SATURDAY NIGHT at Molly Malones we will be playing our last show
in Los Angeles before our departure. It's the last chance to grab an
advanced copy our new album "Everlovin" and give us hugs, kisses, and
well-wishes to carry with us on the long, long 10,000 mile drive
across the US and Canada.

It would be great to see as many friendly faces as possible before
our departure (and to be perfectly honest... we could really use the
money!!)

The show is only $6. We play at 11pm, and we have a real special
guest playing with us.  Come-n-get-it!

The full lineup for the evening is:
9:00 Randy Sacks
10:00 Taylor Greenwood
11:00 The Evangenitals

Your presence would mean the world to us.

Saturday September 29th
11pm
Molly Malones
575 S Fairfax Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90036

And if you ain't in LA, we hope to see you on the ROAD TO OPRAH!!!

p.s.
And if you can't make it, know that I love getting any response at
all to these emails just to know that they are reaching out and
touching you... hopefully in a way that you like. :-)

Much love,
Juli & The Evangenitals
http://www.evangenitals.com
or
Myspace!
http://www.myspace.com/evangenitals
Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5456766961
The 1 Second Film: http://the1secondfilm.com/producer/7226

75% off smoothies, that’s crazy prices, well if smoothies weren’t fruit flavoured vomit.

 

Peter.

 

---

From: evangenitals@yahoogroups.com [mailto:evangenitals@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Scott Robbins
Sent: 14 September 2007 02:32
To: ASNCAlert@yahoogroups.com; BEARSLAEvents@yahoogroups.com; evangenitals@yahoogroups.com; LABearCommunityEventGroup@yahoogroups.com; NEDCofLA@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [evangenitals] La Casa Blue, 75% off Fruit Smoothies & Sandwiches Today Only.

 

Does anyone read these Yahoo Group messages?  Let's find out...

 

Today and Tomorrow only. Friday is Stand up comedy night. no cover no minimum.

 

We are offering 75% discount on Fruit Smoothies and Sandwiches Thursday and Friday only (9/13 & 9/14) Just to see if anyone reads these group messages.

 

Offer good only with a hard copy of this email and your readable email address printed with. Limit one coupon per person per day. 

 

Cheers,

Scott & Miguel

 

Scott Robbins

La Casa Blue

(Coffee Bar Music Food & Desserts)

5930 York Blvd.

Los Angeles, CA 90042

bar 323-257-0089 cell: 323-394-2992

office 323-908-3966 fax 323-315-9305

www.LaCasaBlue.com

 

 

So.... you may have heard about The 1 Second Film's Road to Oprah tour
by now... Goodness knows I've been talking about it enough.

You probably know that the Evangenitals are going to be the "road
band" for The 1 Second Film's Road to Oprah tour, and we will be
traveling over 10,000 miles in a bio-diesel school bus from October
4th - November 2nd, presenting and performing at Universities and
house parties across the US and Canada -- final destination, Oprah
Winfrey.

You may not have heard that we have received official invitations from
both Google and YouTube to present and perform at their corporate
headquarters next weekend. Also, Apple computers and Von Dutch have
just come on board as "stuff" sponsors, donating editing equipment and
software (Apple) and T-Shirts and marketing support (Von Dutch) for
The 1 Second Film.

We have bought a school bus and are converting it to bio-diesel with
sleeping cots and kitchen, awesome exterior paint job, credit-stand
caboose, and a bunch of other down-home features that will help to
make the experience of 8 people living together on a bus for a month a
bearable one.

All of this has been accomplished with a lot of work, a lot of
willingness, a good dose of insane idealism, and a LOT of dollar by
dollar fund-raising in the form of selling producer credits for The 1
Second Film.

This is where you come in. :-)

Corporate sponsors are beginning to take notice and donate much needed
gear and goods, colleges and universities are booking our traveling
show to come to their school, more and more producers are coming on
board every day... and we still need to raise about $20,000 to cover
the food and most basic living expenses of our cast and crew.

The Evangenitals are taking a major chance by hitting the road, taking
leave of well-paying jobs and loved ones. We're hoping that it pays
off -- in the spiritual sense -- and doesn't crush us in the financial
sense, either.

If you have been sitting on the fence in regards to getting yourself a
producer credit on The 1 Second Film, I encourage you to act now and
seal the deal. This is potentially the largest collaborative work of
art ever created, and I would love for you to be a part of it.

You can create a producer profile and donate to the film here:
http://the1secondfilm.com/donate

If you don't want a credit for yourself, for whatever reason, you can
help the Evangenitals move up the credit-listing ranks by donating
through OUR profile!

Check it out:
http://the1secondfilm.com/producer/7226

Your support of The 1 Second Film will be like buying us all a hot
meal on the Road to Oprah, and helping us spread the Evangenitals love
all over the 10,000 miles of road that we are going to cover on this
journey.

If you'd like to make your support a little more direct, you could
always buy an Evangenitals album (http://cdbaby.com/cd/evangenitals),
download our music off iTunes, or simply send us a few bucks in the
mail. We take checks! :-)

IN OTHER NEWS...

If you are located anywhere along the Road to Oprah, we hope to see
you on our travels! We are setting up shows and presentations every
step of the way and we're always looking for volunteers, coordinators,
other artists to perform with, and an audience to perform for.

Please check out the Road to Oprah map and schedule to see if we're
coming to your town, and let me know if you'd like to help out,
perform, or participate!

http://www.roadtooprah.com/map

Thanks for being a friend of the Evangenitals. We truly would not have
the balls to take this trip if it wasn't for all the love and support
the Evangenitals have received from folks like you. I hope to see you
soon!

Much Love,
Juli Crockett
The Evangenitals
http://www.myspace.com/evangenitals
http://www.evangenitals.com

Greetings, friend of the Evangenitals!

This Sunday evening we are playing at one of the great happenings in
the Los Angeles scene -- The Grand Ole Echo!

It's an early, ALL AGES evening of Country Music and Southern
Barbeque at the Echo on Sunset Blvd.  And what's more.... it's FREE!

The music starts at 5:30 with the Gentlemen Farmers, followed by the
Evangenitals at 6:30pm.  Tony Gilkyson (formerly of X) will close out
the evening, and Fish in a Barrel will be playing out on the back
porch with the bar-be-que.  It's good stuff!

The Echo is located at:
1822 Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90026

For more info, check out the Grand Ole Echo page on Myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/thegrandoleecho

Remember, it's THIS SUNDAY, September 9th, and the Evangenitals play
at 6:30pm.  Don't miss this free opportunity to feel the magic!

**

For those of you far away, here's some fun stuff to check out...

Our recent show pictures on Flickr (thanks Patrick for all your
picture taking!)
http://flickr.com/photos/julicrockett/collections/72157601257375500/

If you happen to have any Evangenitals pictures from shows that you
don't know what to do with, you can share them with us and the world
by adding them to the following Evangenitals groups:

Flickr: http://flickr.com/groups/evangenitals/
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5456766961
Yahoo: http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/evangenitals/
Buzznet: http://evangenitals.buzznet.com/user/

You can also simply join the groups and hang out with us in
cyberspace. :-)

Much Love,

Juli & the Evangenitals
http://www.evangenitals.com
http://www.myspace.com/evangenitals

Can you feel it?

The events of the next few weeks could determine the very course of
the life and career of The Evangenitals and those that love them.  If
we play our proverbial cards right, we may find ourselves, in this
moment, teetering on the edge of the Tipping Point -- about to plunge
into the cool pool of the Next Big Thing.

It all, pretty much, depends on you. No pressure. ;-)

Here's the deal: In the coming weeks, we will be sending out some
"Calls to Action" -- simple things that you can do to help us spread
the good word about The Evangenitals and our new soon-to-be-released
album "Everlovin" -- that when done collectively could make a radical
impact on our place in the music world.  Simple as that.  It doesn't
matter if you live in Los Angeles or England, there are actions that
anyone, anywhere can take to help us make our dream a reality.

Here's 4 things to whet your whistle:

1. Send this show flier to anyone who might care:
http://www.evangenitals.com/images/hugeindie103flier.jpg

We're trying to spread the word to the whole wide world, even if they
can't make it to the show.

2. Request the Evangenitals on Indie 103.1:
http://www.indie1031.fm/requests/request.php

Indie 103.1 is a sponsor of the Universal CityWalk event, and it
would be cool to get some airplay before the big gig... or at least
let them know that we've got some friends and fans out there so when
we hand them the new album they will be all hot and bothered to spin
it.  Barrage them with requests!  No mercy!

3. Blog, bulletin, brag about The Evangenitals.  Please tell your
friends, your family, your acquaintances and distant relatives about
The Evangenitals.  If you have a website, please link to us.  Add us
to your favorites on your online profiles and/or put us in your
Myspace "Top 8".  Don't be ashamed to admit our hot, passionate love
affair to all who will listen.  Spread the news!

4. Come to the Show!

http://www.evangenitals.com/calendar.html

On Saturday September 1st at 8pm we will be playing a FREE show for
what could be our biggest audience yet.  It's Labor Day weekend at
Universal Citywalk and although you may think that we don't need the
extra bodies in the crowd, it would be really, really nice to have
some friendly faces, love, support, and folks that love the music to
dance, sing, and cheer us on.  Heck, you can even take the Metro and
not pay for parking. :-)

Those 4 actions could start a snowball rolling that will take us all
the way to the big time!  Let's do it.

More action coming your way soon....

Everlovin'

Juli & The Evangenitals

Links for Linking/Connecting:

Official Site:
http://www.evangenitals.com

On Myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/evangenitals

On Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5456766961

On Friendster:
http://www.friendster.com/evangenitals

On Zaadz:
http://juliachrista.zaadz.com/

Yahoo Group:
http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/evangenitals/

In The Press:
http://www.entertainmenttoday.net/content/view/322/50/

Hiya, EvanJunkies!

We need your help; or rather your body. :-)

If you be in the Greater Los Angeles area this Saturday night, the Evangenitals
would offer
you our eternal thanks and many a good character reference for years to come if
you
would come to see us perform our musical magic at Molly Malones at 11pm.

You see, this show is what is called a "great opportunity" in that "business"
called
"showbizzness".

The booker at Molly Malones also books for a bunch of other clubs on the western
side of
Hollywoodland, and this is our first and last chance to make a first impression.

It seems when a band ventures over to Hollywoodland, the band must "draw" at
least 20
people in order to not be considered a "catastrophe" by the club owners.

30 people is considered "good".  42 would make us the Lords of Hollywood for a
day.  55
would make the stars change their course.  63 and I name my firstborn after the
best
dancer on the floor.  You see where this is going?

We need you to be there.  It's a cool venue, there's other great bands playing,
it'll make us
famous quicker, and it's only $6.

The recap:

Saturday, May 19
The Evangenitals @ Molly Malones
575 S Fairfax Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90036
11pm sharp
$6

8:00        Nina Storey (http://www.ninastorey.com)
9:00        The Riders (http://www.myspace.com/theriders)
10:00      Rich Price (http://www.richpricemusic.com)
11:00      The Evangenitals (http://www.evangenitals.com)

xoxo
Julio
& the Genitals
http://www.evangenitals.com
http://www.myspace.com/evangenitals

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

LOS ANGELES, CA - The Evangenitals, whose witty and highly original
alt-country hillbilly rock sound has attracted a loyal following in the
So Cal club scene, will join the eclectic lineup of musical performers
at the June 3 Lummis Day: The Festival of Northeast L.A.

The band, which played its first gigs at Highland Park's Mr. T's Bowl,
will perform on the Sousa-Hiner bandshell at Sycamore Grove Park (4900
N. Figueroa Street) along with top east side ensembles Quetzal, Ollin
and the Susie Hansen Latin Band.

The Evangenitals recorded their first indie collection, "We Are The
Evangenitals" in 2005. Their sound has been described by Musician
Magazine as "..like the Dixie Chicks being beaten with their own guitars
at the playful hands of the Violent Femmes."

The band's sophomore CD will be released in the summer of 2007.

The Evangenitals are Juli Crockett, principal songwriter, on kid guitar,
lead vocals and kazoo; Lisa Dee on nylon guitar, harmonies and heavy
breathing; Brett Lyda on lead guitar, lap steel, Casio and vocals;
George Bernardo on drums, shakers, ooohs and ahhhs; and Jason Chesney on
bass, guitar and pots and pans. The group is frequently augmented by
Brian Landers on pedal steel and electric banjo; Dave "Salad" Salardino
on mandolin, ukulele and banjo; and Zoe Moss on accordion.

Admission to all Lummis Day events--at Lummis Home and Sycamore Grove
Park--is free. The Festival, a celebration of the city's diverse culture
and rich history, will be presented by Occidental College and will begin
with an 11:00 am poetry reading at Lummis Home and will continue at
12:30 pm in Sycamore Grove Park, where music, dance performances,
puppetry, art exhibitions and food service will continue through 7:00
pm.

A broad cross-section of the city's cultural traditions will be
represented at the community-building event.

Lummis Day takes its name from Charles Fletcher Lummis, who joined the
L.A. Times as the paper's first city editor in 1876. Lummis was also
one of the city's first librarians, founded the Southwest Museum and
helped introduce the concept of multi-culturalism to Southern
California.

Lummis Day: The Festival of Northeast Los Angeles is presented by
Occidental College and sponsored by the Arroyo Seco Neighborhood
Council, the Historic Highland Park Neighborhood Council, the Glassell
Park Neighborhood Council, the Greater Cypress Park Neighborhood
Council, the Eagle Rock Neighborhood Council, the Autry Center for the
American West, public radio station KPFK 90.7, Time Warner Cable, the
Arroyo Seco Journal and the Boulevard Sentinel with the support of the
North Figueroa Association, Los Angeles City Council Districts 1 and 14,
SIPA (Search to Involve Pilipino Americans, the Department of Recreation
and Parks, the Historical Society of Southern California, Heritage
Square Museum, the MTA, the Highland Park Heritage Trust, the Arroyo
Arts Collective, the L.A. Poetry Festival, Rock Rose Productons,
Orchestrada Audio and other community organizations.

For more info, contact: Eliot Sekuler 818-535-9178

The Evangenitals are playing a show this Saturday Night!!!

Here's the Flier by Ptryxxx!!!
http://www.evangenitals.com/images/hugeevangenitalscarrats.jpg

I know what you're thinking... we must be CRAZY to play a show the
same weekend as Coachella.

Well, if you're anything like me, the idea of a bunch of sweaty
people out in the desert listening to a zillion bands (awesome though
some may be) in a row is kind of horrific... unless you're one of the
bands and/or have some sort of backstage pass, unlimited cold waters,
and some "personal space" in your contract.

If, however, the shin dig going down at Coachella this weekend is
your earthly version of Paradise, then I hope you have tickets and
have a ball.  Heck, if you didn't have tickets and I had some, I'd
send 'em your way!  Seriously, I would.

Now, if you're looking for a much more reasonably-priced music fest
INDOORS (with an outdoor patio option) then I would highly suggest
coming to the Old Towne Pub in Old Towne Pasadena for the Evangenitals
show this Saturday night, April 28th.

We have assembled the Unofficial Highland Park All Stars to take your
mind off of all that Coachella madness, and to give it to you big and
lovely, right in the eardrums.

The Balloon Bass-driven duo UNPOPABLE will kick off the evenings
offerings at 9pm, followed by Cat Hair Ensemble (9:30), the
Evangenitals (10:30), and the breakups (11:30).

(Don't let the lower-case letters fool you... the breakups will eat
your hearts out with a musical spoon, and then sew it up with sonic
rose petals and put it back in your chest with a skip in its beat
box)

It's a damn fine evening, and it's just $5.

There are rumors of Evangenitals playing other Evangenitals'
instruments, Brett on the mic, Julio on the Bass, Lisa on a
Tambourine, Georgie out of his Mind, NEW SONGS, and some dude from the
LA Weekly being there who used to be in the Jim Carrol Band.  NO
KIDDING!!!

Remember, at the Old Towne Pub, the band you come to see gets to keep
ALL the door money your bring, so be sure to give credit to the door
man, and you can feel good about the fact that EVERY Evangenitals show
at the Old Towne Pub is a bonafide fundraiser.

Just think, if you come to enough Old Towne Pub shows, we'll probably
give you a credit on the new album!

So please come, and rock those Coachello/desert envy blues away. 
We've got you covered.

To Review:
Saturday April 28th
9pm - 12am (Evangenitals at 10:30ish)
Old Towne Pub
66 N Fair Oaks Ave
Pasadena, CA 91103

**

For those who can't be with us, we would like to offer the following
treats and suggestions for some simple things you can do to support
your Genitals:

Evangenitals Radio Interview!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK-YQVaRZMc

Bring the Evangenitals to your town!
http://www.eventful.com/evangenitals

Be our Myspace Friend!
http://www.myspace.com/evangenitals

Review our Album on CD Baby!
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/evangenitals

We Love You, Always and Already.
Juli, Lisa, Brettsky, Georgie, Chesney, and all those who came before
and keep coming back.My 
The Evangenitals
http://www.evangenitals.com

Just for the record, I am an Evangenital and always will be.

And so... let me say how weirdly enjoyable it was being in the audience as a
civilian Genital. I had wondered for days what would it be like if I could get
off work early and catch the show. As it turned out, I managed to catch the full
performance and I really enjoyed myself. The running gag in the band, I've been
told, is that I'm now referred to as "coach" during rehearsal and that the goal
was to make coach proud. Funny thing is, that's not the first time I've been
called that (here's hoping it's a term of endearment this time).

The full band (minus me) appeared onstage with part-timers Dave Salardino
(mandolin) and Jason Chesney on guitar. Everyone was standing, including Juli
and Lisa (w/ guitars) and I must say they all looked great. Juli started up with
some jokes and banter about me
gettin' fired and opened with the Ween cover "Cold Blows The Wind" followed by
"Lisa's Song" and "Never Again". Three interesting choices. My first thought was
it seemed overly ambitious given the limits of rehearsal time available to the
band pre-show (especially
Ween) but I also knew The Girls were eager to revisit a few old chestnuts we
hadn't championed in a long awhile. Ultimately, I gave in to the performances,
thanks mostly to the fine vocal performances. Next up was, I think, "Quee Queg".
This full band version definitely had legs and it was good to hear after all
these months (drums!). "Hello" featured some nice guitarwork from Chesney. I
missed my own presence most on "Drunk That Way" but when the set segued into
"Irene" the band unexpectedly reclaimed what I thought was my own brand of
special mountain magick. "Diggin It" was still good times though even sloppier
than ever. The second heavyweight moment was "Fuck Em All". The band really
finessed that song and I was definitely taking notes. George and Salad get extra
points on FEA for the tasty flavors. "Sun Is Shining" (a song that we've always
struggled with live) communicated, especially during the verses and managed to
muster a
healthy dose of applause. Last up was "Gasoline" (surprise!). This song was
pretty faithful to the original and still carried plenty of energy. It was the
right song to close with.

All in all, it was a good night. The band, of course, still had plenty of
charisma and delivered an inspired performance. I had a blast. It was great fun
and enlightening to hear the songs shimmy and sway, to hear which licks and
ideas stayed and which were either reinterpreted or discarded entirely. In the
end, I'm pleased to report that I loved it all and I still missed me very much.

- Brettsky

The online band based comic is coming soon. It will feature awesome
characters having crazy adventures. It's going to be cool! The most
recent flier is the tiniest taste. Be ready, it will rock!

--- In evangenitals@yahoogroups.com, "Mayson Lancaster" <maysonl@...>
wrote:
>
> jules -
>
> I just added a mention of your cover to the Wikipedia entry for Hey
Ya - you
> might want to set up a Wikipedia entry for the Evangenitals
>
>


That is AWESOME!  I've been waiting for the right moment to start a
Wikipedia page for the Genitals.  Technically WE, as the band, are not
supposed to start a page, and it is something to be left to THE PEOPLE
at large, signifying that we are IMPORTANT enough to be listed in the
open-encyclopedia of the people.

Perhaps the time hath finally come!  :-)