I really need to put Nik's page on watch - so that I am notified when
it changes. Here is the latest installment straight from his front
page... It appears we all need to get on it and EMAIL him and tell
him NO MORE EXCUSES! We want new material and ASAP!
~ Leah


Sunday, 21 December 2003

Note to me

Possible excuses for not finishing album yet:

1. Have been busy tunnelling my way out of a Thai jail cell with a
plastic spoon after I was caught trying to sneak 11 items through
the "10 items or less" checkout in Bangkok Sainsburys.

2. Have been recovering in hospital after receiving severe carpet
burns during an altercation with Uma Thurman.

3. Freddie Starr ate my hard disk.

4. Was recently reattached to Derek, my long lost Siamese twin and
have been unable to find any clothes to fit.

5. Have been spending time alphabetizing my Betamax video collection
of "The golden age of steam".

Indeed, those of you who patronize our beloved Sunday tabloids may
have read of another distraction keeping me from my studio. It's all
lies, of course, except for the bits that are true. If you don't know
what I'm talking about, believe me, ignorance is bliss.

So, another Chistmas and, unless the festivities are postponed until
next June, you won't be finding the new Nik Kershaw album in your
stocking. Yes, that's right, June. I may be erring a bit on the
cautious side but, let's face it, Oct 03 proved to be a bit on the
optimistic side and I don't want to make that mistake again.

Meanwhile, you've got six months to convince all of your mates to
sign up for the mailing list at the bottom of this page. Keep those
emails coming. Let's hope Kershaw gets off his arse and answers some
of them in 04!

Have a great Christmas and a somewhat better than average new year!!

God bless

Nik xxxxx