A professional photographer, at a friend's house for dinner, was asked
to show his
Portfolio forms a recent overseas trip. His friends were quite
impressed "what wonderful
Photos! "Said the wife" you must have a very expensive camera. "The
photographer just
Smiled and waited until after dinner, when he said "Thank you for the
delicious mail
You must have very expensive pans!

Lalu spoke in love, "Why don't you and I go to some place where there
is nobody.
"Pyari flirted, "You won't make any mischief with me there, would you?
"Lalu assured in fright, "Not at all
"Pyari angered, "Then why the hell you want to go to there?"

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