Hey!

I'm trying to let everyone know that SMB (Formarly Screaming Monkey
Boner,
Now Screaming Mechanical Brain) is going on a little tour this
October, and
we're gonna be playing a show in your area. We'll have our new EP,
new
shirts, and our friends Retard-o-Bot with us this time. It would be
really
awsome if you could make it out to one or more of the shows that I
have
listed below, some days we are doing 2 shows in one day!!! It would
be even
cooler if you wanted to help us promote these shows by bringing all
your
friends, telling out of town friends about shows in their area,
sending out
Myspace invites, posting on message boards, or whatever. We also
have a
speacial promotional offer for those who wish to promote on the
street,
which I will explain directly below the tour dates:

10/14/2005 07:00 PM -
Rhino's w/The Sump Pumps and Retard-o-Bot--All Ages
325 S Walnut St, Bloomington, IN 47401 ,US - 6 bucks

This will be our only Indiana show, but the club is really cool and
the line
up rocks.

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10/15/2005 05:30 PM - The Rokk Box EARLY ALL AGES SHOW w/Downtown
Brown,
Retard-o-Bot
2152 Lydia Lane, first driveway on the left, Howel, MI 48843,US - 6
Bucks

Tight little dirty DIY show. Only all ager for us in MI, this time
around.

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10/15/2005 09:00 PM - Mac's Bar LATE 18+ SHOW w/Downtown Brown,
Retard-o-Bot, TBA
2700 E Michagan Ave, Lansing, MI 48912,US - $6 under 21, $ 21 and
over

This is our fancy 18+ show for Michigan. If you are 18 or older, I
highly
suggest this one.

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10/16/2005 06:00 PM - Jillians w/ Foxy Shazam, Retard-O-Bot 16+ Show
5
minutes south of CINCINATTI
1200 Jillians Way, Covington, KY 41011 ,US - 6 bucks

It's 16+, so it's fake ID's for the little ones. Just take your
older
brother's or sisters if they are not going, and they look like you,
it's
fine. Also this is baciacally our Ohio show.

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10/18/2005 07:00 PM - The Masquerade w/Retard-O-Bot, Irrational,
Morrionor,
ALL AGES
695 North Ave NE, Atlanta, GA 30308,US - 6 bucks

YES THIS SHOW IS FUCKING ALL AGES, NO MATTER WHAT THE CLUBs SITE
SAID!!!!
COME TO THIS DAMN SHOW!!!

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10/19/2005 08:00 PM - The M.U.S.E. All Ages
, Nashville, TN 37201,US - 5 bucks
FOXY SHAZAM and RETARDOBOT are both on this one with us again, it's
a little
place, but it's cool, get there early!

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10/21/2005 07:00 PM - The State Theater All Ages! w/Retard-o-Bot and
Irrational
687 Central Ave., St. Petersburg , FL ,US - 7 bucks

This shit gonna rock. It's minutes away from TAMPA and YBOR, come on
down

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10/22/2005 05:30 PM - Club Screamers-All Ages w/ Retard-o-Bot and
Irrational
360 State Ave, Orlando, FL 32801,US - 7 bucks
Comin back to Orlando, bitches. Represent, it's the same club we
were at
with MSI

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10/23/2005 07:00 PM - Club Xit--All Ages w/Retard-o-bot and
Irrational
219 North 21st, Hollywood , FL ,US - 6 bucks?
Hey all you south floridians-we're coming back to the tip of
america's wang,
and you better be there to help us lick it. This is right by Ft.
Lauderdale,
and shit.

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10/25/2005 10:00 PM - The Gypsy 21+ LATE SHOW w/ Retard-o-Bot
402 W Dickson St, Fayetteville, AR 72701,US - 2 bucks
Our good friend Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabaddo set this show up for us.
(The
Simpsons charecter was based off of him, it's a funny story.)

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10/26/2005 07:00 PM - Big Boys Q'n w/Retard-o-Bot and Flood Damage,
time,
cost, age restriction TBA
, Carbondale, IL 62901,US -
October 26th 2005 at Big Boys Q'n, Carbondale IL! SMB!!! featuring
Retard-o-bot!!! with openers Flood Damage!!!

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10/27/2005 05:30 PM - The Ground Floor-Special Early ALL AGES show
with
R-O-B and "6"
215 east main street downtown, Belleville, IL 62220,US - 7 bucks
This place is normally 18+. but we got an all ager before our 18+
Creepy
Crawl show later that night. So it's ALLL AGES, so GO!!!

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10/27/2005 11:00 PM - The Creepy Crawl--18+ LATE SHOW with Retard-o-
Bot
412 N. Tucker, St. Louis, MO 63101,US - 6 dollars?
Late 18+ show for all you goth industrial freaks that probably won't
be
there.

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10/28/2005 06:00 PM - The House of Bricks w/Mindrite--All Ages
525 East Grand , West Des Moines, IA 50265,US - 6 bucks
Us and Mindrite rockin out in style

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10/29/2005 06:30 PM - The Garage HALLOWEEN HOOTENANNY VI w/ Retard-o-
Bot,
Irrational, Mindrite, Downtown Brown ALL AGES!!!
75 Civic Center PKWY , Burnsville , MN ,US - 6 bucks
Our anuual halloween bash at The Garage, many weird bands from
around the
country to be announced.

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10/30/2005 06:00 PM - The Studio ALL AGES with/ Super 8 Bit Brothers
and
more
7016 N. Glenwood, Chicago, IL 60626,US - 8 bucks
Help us have a decent Chicago show, they are hard to come by.

OK, those are the dates, now you see those 2 links down there below
this
message? Go there to get blank tour flyers to hang up and hand out,
all ya
gotta do is fill in the date, city, club, price, and age limit in
the white
square. NOW if you make lots of copies, and take lots and lots and
lots of
pictures of yourselves handing them out or hanging them up, and
either send
them to us, or bring them to the show, we will send you a signed CD
containing 2 unreleased tracks that you cannot get on ANY of our
records,
they are MUSIC INDUSTRY PROMO's only. You cannot pay for these
songs, you
can only get them by street teaming for us

www.smbband.com/download/tourflyer.jpg
www.smbband.com/download/tourflyer4sheet.jpg


Thanks, and I hope to see you this october,
Rev. John