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She's not anyone's particular sex goddess....she's just a plain ol'
sex goddess...lol. As for her and Murdoc gettin' together, I haven't
gotten that far. I stopped posting in here since the club change and
my book series has stopped, as well. I'll start back soon, but right
now, I'm exploring other things as far as Gorillaz fanfics (like my
story Voices of Danger on fanfic.net).

WB2000


--- In gorillazstorybookclub@y..., "ihavemyowneyes"
<ihavemyowneyes@y...> wrote:
> er, anyways.... you said she was Niccal's sex goddess, but do
> Ambrosia and Murdoc ever really get together? I haven't been
reading
> much since this freaking "groups" change

er, anyways.... you said she was Niccal's sex goddess, but do
Ambrosia and Murdoc ever really get together? I haven't been reading
much since this freaking "groups" change

Has anyone heard the new Blade 2 Soundtrack that just came out on
Tuesday? Redman & Gorillaz track "Gorillaz on My Mind" is soo tight
along with the rest of the collaborations from Cypress Hill & Roni
Size, Mos Def & Massive Attack and a bunch of others. Before I
bought the album I found some killer mixes at
http://www.urb.com/blade2. I'd be interested to hear other people's
opinions of "Gorillaz on My Mind" and the Blade 2 Soundtrack. Oh
yea, in case you're in the Miami area this weekend you should attend
the Blade 2 Album release party @ Billboard Live this Sunday, March
24th.  There will be DJ Sets from Roni Size, BT, Krust, Scott
Kirkland and Ken Jordan of The Crystal Method, Barry Ashworth of the
Dub Pistols and a bunch of others.  If you want more information or
to order tickets go to http://www.winteroasis.com.

Peace,
Chris

Thanks. I managed to figure it out by fidgiting around. As of March
15th, I became an official member of ff.net as Aurora Lenore. I have
been trying to add Chapter 3, but ff.net must be down or
something....argh. I've been going through some rough stuff, too. I
even had 2 emotional breakdowns, but I'm back and feeling okay,
although my voice is gone completely due to this stupid cold or
whatever I have. I plan to post the rest of this story soon (I hate
these groups, too) and then I will probably retire from this
club/group, so I can focus solely on my fanfiction.net stuff. I plan
to eventually put my book series on there, but I have a few newer non
book series stuff to upload first. Anyway, glad to have ya back, girl!

WB2000/Aurora Lenore



--- In gorillazstorybookclub@y..., spacefrog66 <no_reply@y...> wrote:
> Sorry I haven't been around in so long...I've been going through
some
> major trauma lately, and sorta forgot. You know what? I don't like
> this whole Yahoo! Groups thing. Bleh.
>
> Anyway, about your ff.n questions. Disclaimers are part of the
story
> body, ff.n rarely contacts its users about anything at all,
> especially disclaimers. As for naming chapter one, you can't name
it
> until you've uploaded more chapters, then once you have, you go
back
> in and change the first chapter. (Log In, click "Edit/Upload
> Chapters", select the story you want to work with, upload a new
> chapter, when the page refreshes, highlite the content of the text
> box where it says "Chapter One", replace it with whatever you want
> Chapter One's title to be, and then click "Save Changes" and it
> should work)
>
> Hope that helped.
>
> *wanders off cradling her wisdom tooth* Uuuurgh...

Sorry I haven't been around in so long...I've been going through some
major trauma lately, and sorta forgot. You know what? I don't like
this whole Yahoo! Groups thing. Bleh.

Anyway, about your ff.n questions. Disclaimers are part of the story
body, ff.n rarely contacts its users about anything at all,
especially disclaimers. As for naming chapter one, you can't name it
until you've uploaded more chapters, then once you have, you go back
in and change the first chapter. (Log In, click "Edit/Upload
Chapters", select the story you want to work with, upload a new
chapter, when the page refreshes, highlite the content of the text
box where it says "Chapter One", replace it with whatever you want
Chapter One's title to be, and then click "Save Changes" and it
should work)

Hope that helped.

*wanders off cradling her wisdom tooth* Uuuurgh...

I know I haven't been on in a while and posted chapters, but I hope
to be posting again Friday. Due to illness, storms, stress, and other
bad things, I haven't had time. I hope you guys are still reading my
stories.  I am hoping to soon post an actual story on fanfiction.net
I just have a few questions that maybe froggy can help me with (or
anybody)
1. Do you type the disclaimer when typing the chapters on Word or do
they email you and ask you to add it then?
2. How do you type Chapter 1's title? When I tried to submit mine, it
never asked me what I wanted to title the chapter...it just said it
was Chapter 1.

If I can think of anymore, I'll post them later. I gotta scat now.
It's time for my dad to go to bed and since the comp is in my
parent's room, I get to be the one who gets thrown out.
Bye guys,
WB2000

i made my own gorillaz/cartoon group jaoin at
CARTOONCORNER-suscribe@yahoogroups.com

Finally, his body eased up and his shoulder
slumped forward, although his heart was pounding so loud
that it hurt his ears. Ambrosia turned him around and
saw that his eyes were now filled with terror,
instead of fury.<br>"Muds, it's okay. It's just me.
Nobody else is in here," she choked out.<br>"Wha-what
hap-happened?" he sputtered, looking around at almost all of his
possessions lying in broken pieces around their feet.<br>"I
don't know, Murdoc. Why don't you tell me?" she begged,
fighting back tears. "Why are you suddenly so full of fear
and anger? More anger than usual," she added,
quickly.<br>"I-I-I can't talk about it right now. Just help me pick
this shit up, will ya?" he coughed.<br>"Muds, I can't
keep doing this and neither can you! You're scaring me
to death and worrying everyone else. We don't have
any idea what is going on with you! What dreams are
you having that are so bad and terrible that it's
making you sick; please tell me so I can help!" she
begged.<br>"Look, I'll discuss it when I'm good and ready, got it?
Just shut up and help me dump this mess!" he
spat.<br>"No, Murdoc. If you're not going to tell me now, I'm
not going to worry myself into a frenzy. I'm going to
the house and I'm staying there until you're ready to
tell me what the hell is up with you!" she yelled as
she stormed out of the winnie, slamming the
door.<br>"Dream or no dream, you will NOT win again," Murdoc
muttered under his breath as he leaned against the wall
and wiped the sweat from his face with his
shirt.<br>_______________________________________________

Chapter 10<br><br>Noodle walked through the
house, wiping her eyes. It was obvious that Murdoc
wasn't wanting to tell her what was really wrong with
him, but she knew it was something big. She passed by
2D's room and heard him playing '19-2000' on one of
his synthesizers. If anyone would listen and
understand her, it would be him. She slowly opened his door
and stood there for a minute before he looked up and
saw her.<br>"Hey, Ambro was lookin' for you. She said
you went to see Muds. Is he feelin' better?" he
smiled.<br>Suddenly, Noodle broke into tears and she sat on the floor,
head in her hands. 2D immediately rushed to her side
and sat beside her. "Did I say something wrong?" he
asked.<br>"2D-san, Murdoc-sama not well. Ambrosia and Russel-san
keep truth hidden. Now want Noodle and 2D-san to know.
Noodle see Murdoc-sama, but no talk to Noodle. Why,
2D-san, why? Why keep truth hidden?" she
wailed.<br>"They're keeping something from us? Ya think Muds is
sicker than we thought?" 2D asked, eyes wide.<br>"Noodle
see in Murdoc-sama's eyes; Del's eyes, too. Del and
Murdoc-sama afraid, but no tell why. Now Noodle afraid for
friends!" she hiccuped.<br>2D hugged her and gulped. "Ambro
and Russ wouldn't lie to us, Noodle. They love
us."<br>"Ambrosia CRY, 2D-san! Ambrosia say Murdoc-sama no like
self; make Ambrosia cry and afraid," Noodle pointed
out.<br>"Ambrosia was CRYING? Oh, now I AM scared, Noodle.
Something really bad must be happening!" he cried, tears
running down his cheeks.<br>"Poor Murdoc-sama; poor Del
ghost," Noodle sniffed as she and 2D comforted each other
in a loving embrace.<br><br>[Hey, Russ? You mind if
I get outta here and get some air or somethin'?]
Del asked.<br>[You wanna go find Noodle?] Russel
guessed.<br>[No, I'm askin' cause it's gettin' all stuffy up here.
You got a lot on your mind and it's makin' your brain
all fuzzy. I just need to breathe.] Del
complained.<br>[Fine, just don't go too far. Ambro went to find Mur and
possibly Noodle. I hate lying to the kids, but, damn, Del,
this is whack!]<br>[Every drop of it is whack, Russ.
I'm 'bout to vow I ain't never sleepin' again. Murdoc
may end up professing the same
thing.]<br><br>Ambrosia had just entered the car park when she heard
Murdoc screaming at the top of his lungs and various
things breaking.<br>I hope Noodle ain't in there, she
thought as she broke into a run. As soon as she yanked
open the door, she saw no sign of Noodle, but Murdoc
was shoving things off shelves and breaking
everything he could get his hands on. She'd seen him angry
before, but this was on the verge of psychotic.<br>"I
hate you! I fuckin' hate you! I always WILL! You're a
stupid bloody bastard and I hate everything you stand
for!" he screamed in between breaths.<br>Ambrosia
walked up behind him and firmly grabbed his shoulders.
"Murdoc; Murdoc, calm down! It's me, Ambrosia. Take a deep
breath and calm down!" she grunted, trying to hold onto
him as he struggled with both her and the rage that
boiled inside of him.

Chapter 9<br><br>Noodle knocked on Murdoc's door
several times before he answered it.<br>"Whatsa matter?"
he asked in a tired voice.<br>"Murdoc-sama feel
better?" she gave him a hopeful smile.<br>"For your
information, no, I'm not. Now beat it, squirt!" he
snapped.<br>"Murdoc-sama, no!" she hollered, just before he closed the door
in her face. "Tell Noodle truth; what
wrong?"<br>Murdoc sighed in defeat and walked outside to join her.
"I'm just a little sick and tired of shit, ya know?
It's what people call a 'funk'. Well, that's what I'm
in; a funk. Okay...now you know," he explained
harshly.<br>"Why Murdoc-sama make Ambrosia cry? Why no want
Ambrosia to leave?" Noodle pressed, grabbing his
hand.<br>Murdoc turned and looked at her with surprise. "The
chick's crying? Why the bloody hell is she tearin' up
over me?"<br>"Ambrosia say no want Murdoc-sama
sick."<br>"Look, you little komoto dragon. I'm tired of talkin' to
you. I'm tired of talkin', period! Now sod off!" he
yelled, breaking away from her and retreating back inside
his mobile home.<br>Noodle looked back at the winnie
for a few seconds before turning away. "Noodle see in
eyes, Murdoc-sama; no hide truth!" she shouted, hoping
Murdoc would hear her.<br>And he did, for he leaned up
against the door and sighed. Closing his eyes, he tried
to forget about the conversation with the axe
princess. Instead, his nightmares came rushing back to him
and all at once, terror and fury kicked in. Before
Murdoc could even stop it, he began to kick, throw, and
scream at everything inside his
winnebago.<br><br>Ambrosia entered 2D's room, only to find him clipping his
toenails. "Did Noodle come through here?" she asked
nervously.<br>"Nope. Was she s'pposed to?" he responded.<br>"I, uh,
just thought she came in here to talk to you. I guess
she's talkin' to Murdoc. Maybe I'll go and see if he's
feelin' better," she answered.<br>"Oh, can I come, too?"
2D asked hopefully.<br>"No, better not. Wouldn't
want you getting anymore sympathy pains," she lied as
she quickly left the room.<br>2D looked down at his
clipped nails. "She's got a point, ya know," he told
them. "I wonder, though; Ambro looks like she's been
crying. Do ya think she's getting sick, too?"<br>The nail
clippings just lay there, not responding.<br>2D stuck out
his tongue. "Well, no reason to act all snooty just
because I cut
you...GEEZ!"<br>_________________________________________________

"Why keep secrets? Murdoc-sama not better;
Murdoc-sama worse. Why no tell Noodle and 2D-san? Want to
help." Now Noodle looked as if she, too, would
cry.<br>"You're right, sis. We shouldn't keep secrets from you
and 2D. We just don't want you to worry when there's
nothin' to worry 'bout. Mur got sick again, but I think
he's okay now," Russel told her softly.<br>"Then why
Ambrosia cry?" Noodle asked.<br>"I just don't want him to
get sick again, that's all," Ambrosia replied, trying
to smile.<br>Noodle looked at them both, her eyes
still unbelieving. "Ambrosia and Russel-san still lie.
Noodle talk to Murdoc-sama; find truth!"<br>"Noodle,
wait!" Russel called out, but the girl had already ran
from the room. He looked at Ambrosia nervously. "What
now?"<br>"We pray that Murdoc is okay now and doesn't tell her
what's really goin'
on."<br>________________________________________________

That was supposed to be Chapter 8 "You Got Some 'Splaining To Do", not Chapter
7. Bear with me, guys...I'm not all there in the head right now.<br><br>WB2000

Chapter 7<br><br>Russel had just gotten Del to go
back inside his head, when he heard someone crying.
Quickly, he followed the sound until he found the
source.<br>"Ambro? You okay?" he knocked on her bedroom door softly.
When there was no answer, he peeked inside. Ambrosia
was sobbing into her pillow, unaware that he was even
in the room.<br>"Ambro, what's the matter?" sitting
on the edge of her bed and rubbing her
back.<br>Finally, she flopped over and hiccuped. "Oh, Russ; I'm so
frightened! Muds had another episode this morning. He woke up
from a nightmare and was literally crying and holding
onto me. He won't tell me what's wrong with him and
it's scaring me to death! For once in my life, I miss
the REAL Murdoc: the one who never broke down or
freaked out unless he was angry. Russ, what am I gonna
do? I want to help him, but he won't let
me!"<br>Russel handed her his handkerchief and grimaced. "Del
scared me this morning, too. He's been having bad
dreams, as well. I just now got him back up here," he
said, pointing to his head.<br>"What kind of dreams?"
she sniffed.<br>"He says the dream this mornin' was
that he killed some girl while her boyfriend pleaded
with him to stop. Really sick stuff."<br>"Whoa," she
gaped.<br>Russel closed his eyes and Ambrosia knew Del was telling
him something important. When Russ opened them again,
he began to sweat. "He-he just told me what the
first dream was about," he choked out.<br>"What was
it?"<br>"Well, you remember when Wendy was here? Remember what
she accused 2D of? Well, that's what Del did in his
first dream," he told her in a hushed
voice.<br>Ambrosia's hand flew to her mouth. "Are you saying that Del
dreamt that he raped someone?"<br>"Uh-huh. He's still
shaken up about it. You think maybe Murdoc's dreaming
the same things?" Russel asked.<br>"No, I think these
are way more personal. All I know is that these
dreams are driving him insane. Did you know he actually
made me swear to Satan that I was just going to the
house? He doesn't want me out of his sight. I don't know
if he's afraid to be alone, or if these dreams are
somehow connected to me, but I'm just not sure how much
more of this I can take!" she explained, crying
again.<br>"Well, let's not tell Noodle or 2D about this. D's
already having sympathy pains and migraines like crazy.
No need to get them all wound up about all this,"
Russel suggested.<br>Ambrosia nodded her head in
agreement.<br>"Russel-san and Ambrosia no tell Noodle and 2D-san what?"
Noodle's voice cut through the room like a sharp
knife.<br>Ambrosia looked at Russel nervously before looking to
Noodle, who looked extremely angry at them both.

When Russel awoke, not only was Del out of his
head, but he was shivering in the corner of his
bedroom, a terrified look on his face.<br>"Del, what's
wrong with you? Did you have another dream?" Russel
asked slowly, getting out of bed and walking towards
him.<br>Del immediately flew to the other side of the room.
"Stay away from me, Russ; I'm serious...don't come any
closer, okay?"<br>Russel managed a nervous laugh.
"Whatchoo talkin' about, Del? What have I done?"<br>"No,
man; it's more like what I'VE done! It's not a dream,
man. I'm a terrible person. I've seen stuff like this
on the streets of New York, man, but I ain't NEVER
thought I'd do something like this! I'm warning you,
Russ, to stay away before I do something terrible to
you, too!" Del cried out.<br>"Del, I'm ordering you to
get back inside my head and tell me what the hell's
goin' on!" Russel barked.<br>"I killed someone last
night, man! I killed some young lady for no apparent
reason. I not only did it, I seemed to be laughing and
enjoying it!" Del whimpered, clutching his head. "Russ,
how could I be so--so heartless?"<br>"You didn't kill
anyone, Del. It was a dream; it seemed like you did, but
you didn't--you couldn't--just trust me. Now stop
acting like that, cause you're freakin' me out!" Russel
told him, his voice wavering.<br>"No way, man! I
killed her! I'm telling you; I killed that girl! I don't
know why I did it, but there was a young guy there,
too. He was screaming at me the whole time. I choked
the girl to DEATH, Russel; she didn't have a chance
in Hell!" Del ranted, close to having a total
breakdown.<br>"Del, listen to me and listen good. You had a dream
that FELT real, but it wasn't real! YOU DID NOT KILL
ANYONE!" Russel attempted one last time to calm the
panicked ghost down.<br>After several minutes, Del seemed
to ease up and he even offered a half-smile.
"Maybe-maybe you're right, Russ. It couldn't have really
happened. I gotta tell you somethin', though. You wanna
know something offbeat about that young guy in my, uh,
dream?"<br>"What was that?" Russel asked.<br>"He kinda looked like
a young Murdoc or something. I couldn't see him
well, but he just sorta reminded me of him in a way.
Thing is; it couldn't have been him...this guy was
acting like a human with a real heart!"<br>"Then trust
me on this, too; it wasn't Murdoc Niccals," Russel
laughed.<br>_______________________________________________<br>So, can any of
you guys guess what's going on? Give
me your guesses. Who knows, you may be right!<br>I
can already tell what some of you may think....if so,
it's a good guess, but wrong. ;-)

Chapter 7<br><br>2D was just about to go to sleep
when he heard a faint shuffling sound from his
doorway. Terrified, he sat up and pulled the covers over
most of his eyes, just barely able to peek over them.
It was times like these that he wished Murdoc hadn't
smashed his Buddah nightlight. "H-h-hello?" he whispered
shakily.<br>"2D-san awake?" Noodle voice whispered back.<br>Finally,
2D saw her small figure as she entered into the room
and he sighed in relief. "Noodle, what are ya doing
up?"<br>"Noodle no sleep. Scared Murdoc-sama and Del ghost get
sick again," she told him, crawling on his bed.<br>2D
put his arm around her shoulders and squeezed gently.
"Aw, I'm sure they'll be alright. Ambrosia told me
ghosts can't get sick, so Del's okay. No need to
worry."<br>"Noodle DO worry, 2D-san. Noodle have bad feeling.," she
pressed, placing her head in his lap. "Something wrong
with Murdoc-sama and Del ghost. Noodle see in eyes,"
she added, pointing to her own eyes.<br>"Well, I hope
they'll be alright tonight," 2D said, stroking the little
girl's hair.<br><br>"Okay; so far, so good," Ambrosia
whispered as she looked at Murdoc's alarm clock. It was
almost five in the morning and Murdoc was still sleeping
peacefully. She rolled over on her side, facing him, and
smiled.<br>Too bad he's only sweet when he's asleep, she thought
with a chuckle. Murdoc was lying on his back, one hand
on his bare chest, the other hand laying limp by his
side, palm up. When she looked at his face, she saw a
single line of sweat forming on his forehead and his
hands clenched in fists. She watched closer as his
mouth twitched and his eyelids fluttered ever so
slightly.<br>Please don't have another dream, she mentally pleaded
with him, watching his every move.<br>Suddenly, he
stopped moving and she sighed in relief. He was away from
the dream and back into deep slumber. She closed her
eyes, waiting for sleep to come back to
her.<br>"NOOOOO!"<br>Murdoc's sudden cry startled them both awake.<br>"Mur, did
you have the dream again? Say something!" she
pleaded, watching helplessly as he sat up and gasped for
air, his face drenched in his own sweat. He quickly
turned to her, his mismatched eyes wide and
horrified.<br>"This can't be happening; not again!" Murdoc choked out
before he pressed his face into her shoulder and began
to sob hysterically. "Please, Ambrosia; don't leave,
okay?"<br>Ambrosia wasn't sure how to react. She had never seen
Murdoc cry like this before, let alone, cry at all! But
here Murdoc Niccals was; his arms wrapped around her,
sobbing for all he was worth!<br>"Shhhh, Mur, it's
alright; I'm here and I'm not leaving. I promise it's
going to be alright," she comforted, stroking his
greasy hair and gently rocking back and forth. Ambrosia
blinked away her own tears as fear consumed her. This was
so unlike Murdoc, it was terrifying to witness. What
kind of dreams could turn Murdoc into a coward when he
was the strongest person she had ever known?

Hee hee. I have waaaay too many names, don't I?<br><br>WB2000

cool story GNDC,oopss! i mean wormburper!<br>Jm

"Does his hangover drink work before he has a
hangover?" 2D asked once Ambrosia mixed the thick green
goo.<br>"I don't know. Just keep your fingers crossed," she
replied.<br>"Um, Muds? Wake up and drink your, uh, your stuff," 2D
whispered to Murdoc, who had his head down on the kitchen
table.<br>"Oh, great! He's out cold! Here; you hold his head
back and I'll pour the stuff down his throat," she
ordered 2D.<br>2D carefully leaned his head back and
watched as Ambrosia tipped the glass of goo to Murdoc's
mouth, half of it dripping down his neck and
shirt.<br>"Gaaa," Murdoc gagged, slowly coming to. 2D let go and
Murdoc's head slammed back down on the table.<br>"Ow!"
Murdoc cried, now fully awake. "What the bloody hell
happened? Why does my head hurt?"<br>"You, uh, hit your
head," Ambrosia halfway lied. "How do you
feel?"<br>"Alright, I guess. I thought I was drunk; for Satan's sake,
don't tell me I'm gettin' immune to me own liquor!" he
grimaced.<br>"No, I just gave you your hangover shit. Now get up
and let's go to bed," Ambrosia barked.<br>"Ooooh, now
THERE'S an idea!" Murdoc wiggled his eyebrows and laughed
his trademark naughty/evil laugh.<br>"Well, at least
we know this green stuff works," Ambrosia whispered
to 2D with a
grin.<br>_______________________________________________<br>Note: Murdoc's
naughty/evil laugh is the same type of
laugh he gives at the beginning of the Clint Eastwood
video...you know, the one that either turns you on or gives
you chills? &gt;:-)

Chapter 6<br><br>2D lit a cigarette and looked at
Ambrosia curiously. "How come Muds kicked you out of his
winnebago? I thought he wanted you in there."<br>Ambrosia
shrugged. "Beats me. You know Murdoc; just when you think
you've got him figured out, he does a one-eighty on you
and you're back at Square One. I do know ONE thing
for sure; whatever happened scared the hell outta me.
It freaked him out, too. That just tells me what I
haveta do now," she replied.<br>"What's that?" he asked,
blowing a smoke ring in the air.<br>"Whether I'm invited
or not, I'm spending the night with him again. Maybe
then, I'll get some answers."<br>"Noodle says that Del
didn't sleep well last night, either. Russel was up
early this morning saying Del was coughing. I hope Del
isn't coming down with something, too," 2D
sighed.<br>"Ghosts can't get sick, 'D," she responded
listlessly.<br><br>[Del, are you sure you're gonna be okay?] Russel asked
for the tenth time as he brushed his teeth.<br>[Would
you quit ASKIN' me that? Of COURSE I'm gonna be okay!
Del Tha Funky Homosapien ALWAYS bounces back!] Del
boasted.<br>[Yeah, maybe you're right. After all, it was a one time
thing. What are the odds of you visiting Dreamland
again?] Russel agreed.<br>[Glad you finally see things my
way. Now if you don't mind, hurry up and turn out the
lights up here. I need my beauty sleep.]<br>Russel
walked into his bedroom and got into bed. "Lights out,"
he said aloud as he closed his eyes and drifted
off.<br><br>Murdoc staggered into the car park only to find Ambrosia
sitting on the bottom step of his winnebago. Her eyes
widened when she saw him.<br>"Dear God, Murdoc, how much
did you have to drink?" she gaped.<br>"Not nearly
enufffff," he slurred, nearly falling over his own feet.
"Couldju open tha door? I cannn't fin' da
keeeeys."<br>Ambrosia snatched the keys out of his hands and opened the
door. She then grabbed his hand and helped him inside.
"So you kick me outta here just so you could get
drunk off your ass? You could have done that with me IN
here! You didn't have to drive someplace and risk
getting pulled over by the cops."<br>"They couldn't catch
me. I went waaaay too fast fer 'em," he
laughed.<br>"I can't believe it; you ran from the police?"
Ambrosia shrieked.<br>Murdoc tried three times before he
was able to place his hand on her shoulder. "I's only
jokin', baby. I just hit one of their lil' blue cars.
Didn't hurt da Geep, though."<br>Ambrosia shoved his
hand off her and threw her arms up in the air. "That
does it. I'm going back to the house and fix you that
hangover drink you always make, and then we're going to
sleep, got it?"<br>"Butchoo dunno how ta make it," he
grinned.<br>"I'll figure it out; come on!" she cried, grabbing his
arm and pulling him out of his mobile home.

"I'm fine! To prove that point, I want you to get
outta my winnie. I don't need you checkin' up on me
like you was my nurse or somethin'!" he snapped,
pointing his index finger at the door.<br>"Muds, I'm
staying here because you WANTED me to; not because I'm
wanting to be your nurse," she argued.<br>"Well, you have
my permission to leave NOW, okay? And gimme back my
damn towel, too!" he barked, snatching the towel from
her, revealing her cream-colored hair.<br>"Ooooh, I
don't even know why I bother, Murdoc Niccals!" she
screamed. "But, as always, you know where to find me," she
added quietly as she walked out the door.<br>As soon as
she was gone, he placed his arm against the door and
rested his forehead on it. "What have I done? I-I can't
be alone like this!" he groaned.<br>Quickly, he
grabbed the keys to the Geep and ran outside. "If I can't
be alone, I'll just go to the bar and drink myself
into a damn stupor. That always
works."<br>_______________________________________________

Chapter 5<br><br>"Del ghost okay? Seem quiet,"
Noodle observed after several minutes of
silence.<br>"I'm fine, it's just that Del ghost didn't sleep so
well last night," he replied, floating above her on
the bed.<br>"Del have bad dream?" Noodle
guessed.<br>Del snorted. "Ghosts can't dream, girlie. Betcha
didn't even know that."<br>Noodle shook her head and
handed him a blue throw pillow. "Sleep now?"<br>"No, I'm
alright. Thanks, anywho, though," he replied, letting the
pillow drop on her head.<br>"When Noodle have bad dream,
sometime bad dream come TRUE! Noodle scared of bad
dreams," she told him.<br>"Uh, yeah. Can we talk 'bout
somethin' else?" Del asked quickly.<br>"Like what?" Noodle
shrugged.<br>Del grabbed a picture frame off her dresser and
showed it to her. "How's about this guy in the picture
here?" he grinned.<br>Noodle took the picture from him
and kissed it. "Noodle love talking of 2D-san," she
squealed.<br>"Good. I'm all ears," Del replied, glad to get her mind
on something else besides dreams.<br><br>Murdoc took
a long drag off his cigarette and strummed his bass
guitar. He was feeling much more like himself, but he
still didn't want Ambrosia to leave. If he was left
alone, he was sure to start thinking about the terrible
nightmare again. At least with Ambrosia in sight, he could
get his mind off it by mentally undressing her or
some other perverted task.<br>Suddenly, a soft knock
at the door interrupted his train of thought and he
cursed at whoever was there. "Ambrosia, get the damn
door!" he yelled, but remembered she was dyeing her hair
again. Cursing some more, he stomped to the door and
found 2D on the other side, holding an
envelope.<br>"Hiya, Muds, how are you feelin'? Noodle said you were
feeling sick. I got some sympathy pains from it, too.
Anyways, I got ya this card; hope ya like it," he said,
holding out the envelope proudly.<br>Murdoc snatched it
from his hand and ripped it open. On the front was
giant frowny face. It read: 'Hoping this card will turn
your frown...'. On the inside, the face was now
smiling, with the finished sentence reading '....UPSIDE
DOWN! Get well soon'. At the bottom, 2D had scribbled
his name and drew a gorilla face beside it.
Unbelievably enough, the silly card almost made a smile come
to Murdoc's lips. Murdoc, however, made sure that
didn't happen. He looked up at the expectant 2D and
tossed the card at his head.<br>"I don't need your
bloody sympathy pains or yer stupid card, either! Now
get outta my sight!" he hollered.<br>"But, Muds, I
was only tryin' to be helpful," he winced.<br>"Oh,
you wanna help me, eh? Take a long walk off a short
pier if you wanna bloody help me! NOW GET LOST!" he
shouted, slamming the door in the young singer's
face.<br>Ambrosia came out of the bathroom, toweling her hair. "Who
on Earth were you yelling at, Muds?"<br>"Stupid
dullard thinks he can cheer me up with a damn get well
card! Do I look sick to you? DO I?"

I know it's been awhile since I last posted, but
I've been having a lot of stress lately. I'm quite
worn out, but I'm still excited about G-Sides coming
out! hee
hee.<br>______________________________________________<br>Chapter 4<br><br>After
prying Murdoc off of her, she
gently sat him back down on the bed. "Muds, what
happened? Did you have a bad dream?" she asked, kneeling in
front of him.<br>"No," he replied, while nodding his
head 'yes' at the same time.<br>"What was the dream
about? What's gotten you shook up like
this?"<br>"N-nothing, okay? I'm f-f-fine," he stuttered.<br>"You're not
fine, Mur. Now tell me what you dreamt about," she
pressed, growing more worried with every passing
second.<br>"I don't wanna talk about it, alright? I'm bloody
awake now and FINE!" he shouted, sounding more like
himself.<br>"Well, I'll make some coffee for us, okay?" she told
him, turning around.<br>Murdoc suddenly grabbed her
arm. "Don't go," he whispered, eyes pleading.<br>"I'm
just going to the kitchen to make a pot of coffee. I'm
not leaving," she assured him, trying not to show him
how scared he was making her. She watched as Murdoc
mouthed 'okay' and placed his head in his hands.<br>"I
feel like I'm gonna throw up," he mumbled.<br>Ambrosia
shakily poured the coffee grounds into the maker, in
hopes the smell would make him feel better. When she
turned around, however, Murdoc was kneeling on the
floor, retching.<br><br>Later that day, Noodle ran
inside the house and into the hallway, where 2D and
Russel were standing. <br>"Russel-san; 2D-san!
Murdoc-sama sick; no let Ambrosia leave winnie," she reported
frantically.<br>"That's probably why you woke up with a stomachache, 'D,"
Russel told the singer. "You probably were having
sympathy pains."<br>It was true that once in a while, 2D
experienced symapthy pains from both Noodle and
Murdoc.<br>"Yeah, maybe you're right. "Does Muds' tummy ache?" 2D
asked, clutching his own stomach.<br>"Murdoc-sama throw
up," Noodle nodded her head. As soon as the last two
words left her mouth, 2D ran for the bathroom.<br>"You
coulda left out the part about Murdoc puking," Russel
told Noodle, who covered her ears to block out 2D's
moaning.<br>[After what happened to me, I'm surprised I ain't
tossin' my cookies, either.] Del told Russel.<br>[Ghosts
can't throw up, Del. You should know that.] Russel
replied.<br>[Yeah, well, ghosts ain't s'pposed to dream, either, but
the dreams managed to find a loophole, now, didn't
they?]<br>"Russel-san?" Noodle called, waving her hand in front of
Russel's face to call him back to attention.<br>"I'm
sorry, sis; I was talking to Del. What were you saying?"
he asked slowly.<br>"Noodle asked if Del come and
play!" she snapped, annoyed.<br>"No," Russel
said.<br>"Yes," Del answered just as quickly, freeing himself
from Russel's mind. "I thought you'd never ask,
girlfriend!"<br>Russel shot Del a worried glance, but Del smiled at him.
"It's cool. I'm alright, big daddy," he
whispered.<br>And maybe playing with the axe princess will help
take my mind off the...whatchamacallit, he added to
himself.<br>___________________________________________

there's a lot of sighing going on in my story....*sigh*.<br>LOL.<br><br>WB2000

Russel rubbed his tired eyes, as did 2D. "Uh,
yeah, I'm cool. Del just started coughing, that's all,"
he replied quickly.<br>"Oh, is he gettin' sick, too?
My tummy hurts, so I'm gonna fix some hot chocolate.
Want some?" 2D offered.<br>"Sure, thanks," Russel
answered, sitting down at the kitchen table.<br>[Del,
you're gonna haveta work with me here. Somethin' ain't
right!] Russel mentally told him.<br>[Just shut up, drink
the hot chocolate, and go back to bed. I think I'm
okay now, got it?] Del
snapped.<br>____________________________________________

Chapter 3<br><br>Ambrosia sighed loudly for what
semed like the hundreth time that night. Not only was
she having trouble sleeping, she was freezing because
Murdoc only had one spare, VERY THIN blanket for her.
She got up and looked around for his Discman. Maybe
she would sleep better if she listened to one of her
techno CDs.<br>Suddenly, she tripped over something and
fell to the floor with a loud crash. She quickly
glanced over at Murdoc, but he just rolled over, still
asleep. Ambrosia had noticed that Murdoc was tossing and
turning a lot in the night, as well. <br>"At least he's
sleeping, though," she muttered, slowly getting back up on
her feet. <br>After a few minutes, she managed to
make it to his small bathroom without falling down
again. "Maybe if I wash my hair or take a bath, it'll
help me relax," she whispered. "Besides, this bathtub
needs to get SOME use out of it," she added with a
chuckle. Just as she was about to run the water, she heard
a faint moaning, as if Murdoc was in pain. Leaving
the light on, she fumbled around until she made her
way back to the hide-a-bed.<br>"No, please; it can't
be true! Stop it! Don't hurt--" Murdoc mumbled in
his fitful sleep.<br>"Muds, wake up! It's Ambro," she
hissed, tugging at his arm roughly. She expected him to
wake up and give her a harsh tongue-lashing, but he
did the unexpected, instead.<br>"Gaaah!" he gasped,
sitting up in bed and placing his hand to his throat. He
was wheezing and his face was sickeningly
pale.<br>"Murdoc, are you alright?" she asked
slowly.<br>"Ambrosia!" he cried, shooting up from his bed and hugging
her tightly as if he was clinging to his own
life.<br><br>Russel awaoke to Del's coughing echoing inside his
brain.<br>[Russ--I need--get a--WATER!] he choked out in between
coughs.<br>Russel quickly ran into the kitchen, grabbed a glass of
water, and drank it in one gulp.<br>[Thanks.] Del
gagged.<br>[What the hell just happened to you, man?] Russ asked,
wiping his mouth with his t-shirt.<br>[I--I dunno. It
was totally weird, though. I kept seeing all this bad
stuff, man. Really horrible stuff....and I was doing
them!] Del explained quickly.<br>[I didn't know you
could have dreams anymore, Del.]<br>[I'm not SUPPOSED
to! That's what made it so creepy. Ghosts can't
dream, but I just DID!] Del cried, his voice growing
more and more panicky.<br>[Del, calm down. Tell me
'bout the dream.]<br>Del shook his head. [huh-uh, man.
No way! Dream or no dream, I don't want to re-live
any of it, okay?]<br>[Well, how am I supposed to help
you figure all this out, then?] Russel argued.<br>[I
don't wanna figure it all out. I just wanna forget
it.]<br>"Russ? Is everything alright?" 2D asked, turning on the
kitchen light.

Noodle sighed loudly and stood up from where she
sat on the floor. "Bedtime stupid."<br>"You got that
right, Noodle," Del agreed. "Russel spoils everyone's
fun with his rules."<br>"Just get back inside my head
before I call a ghostbuster," Russel laughed.<br>Del
placed his hands on his cheeks dramatically. "Oh, no.
Anything but that!" he gasped in mock horror.<br>Noodle
giggled and crawled into bed. "Noodle wish Del live in
head."<br>"Yeah, that would be a trip, wouldn't it?" Del grinned.
"Goodnight, axe princess," he added before re-entering
Russel's head.<br>"G'night, Noodle. Sleep well," Russel
whispered, kissing her forehead.<br>"Tell Del sweet dreams,"
she replied before falling asleep.<br>[I heard.] Del
said before Russel could send the mental
message.<br>______________________________________________

Chapter 2<br><br>Murdoc sighed and picked up his
cell phone. He hated the deafening silence that loomed
in his winnebago. He needed company; Ambrosia's
company.<br>Suddenly, he slammed the phone back down on the counter
before hitting the 'call' button. "Why do I always beg
that chick to come back? It's almost as if she's got
me trained and whipped like a damn puppy...... Well,
I'll show her; I'm in control of me and nobody else
has that priveledge. I'm the Niccals! I don't need no
bloody companionship!" he told himself as he took a long
drink of whiskey. As soon as he sat down and flipped
through the numerous television channels, however, he
knew what he really craved.<br>Muttering a long string
of curses, he dragged himself back to the phone and
pressed the button. The voice inside his head cackled at
him hysterically.<br>Arf, arf, it
taunted.<br>"Hello?" 2D's voice chirped over the line, blocking out
the barking in Murdoc's brain.<br>"Oh, it's you. Is
the chick there?" he grumbled.<br>"Just a
second...AMBROSIA!" 2D yelled as loud as he could without moving the
phone away from his mouth.<br>"Dullard, you scream in
my ear like that again, I'll rough you up so bad--"
he warned through gritted teeth as he switched
ears.<br>"Sorry, Muds. Here she is," 2D interrupted before handing
the phone to her.<br>"I'm on my way, punk," she
drawled.<br>"I'm not askin' ya to come over here cause I miss ya
or nothin, I'm asking you to come cook something for
me. I'm hungry," he lied.<br>"Uh-huh. Would you just
open the damn door?" she asked.<br>Murdoc opened the
door and chuckled when he saw Ambrosia standing there,
cordless phone in hand and a skeptical look on her face.
Murdoc hung up his phone as she hung up hers. "It's
about time!" he snickered.<br>Ambrosia flipped him off
in reply and let herself in. "Sit and spin, Murdoc.
I'm not in the mood, as I'm sure you're still aware.
I just wanna get some sleep--UNDISTURBED,
okay?"<br>"First, you're gonna cook me something, got it?"<br>"Let
me think about it for a minute; NO!" she retorted
without hesitation. "You're not helpless, ya
know."<br>"Look, chick, I'm doing you a favor by letting your
sorry ass in here!"<br>"Why don't you shut your mouth,
Niccals? You just expect everyone to hand you everything
on a fuckin' silver platter! Well, guess what? I'm
not your mother!" she hollered, fists
clenched.<br>"You had better be glad you're NOT my mother!" Murdoc
shouted.<br>Ambrosia looked at him curiously for a minute before
brushing past him and rummaging through his cabinets for
something to eat.<br>Arf, arf, the voice inside her head
teased.<br><br>"Okay, Del; time for you to get back inside my head,"
Russel told the ghost as he and Noodle were playing in
her room.<br>Del and Noodle both looked up at Russel.
"No, Russel-san...please?" they whined in unison
before laughing.<br>"Do I know this kid or WHAT?" Del
boasted.<br>"If you knew this kid as well as you thought you did,
you'd know it's way past her bedtime," Russel grinned,
giving Noodle a knowing look.

First of all, yes, Del's rap sucks, but I wasn't
born with a rapper's blood, so bear with me,
kay?<br>________________________________________________<br>Chapter
1<br><br>"Ya'll don't know my name, I mess with
his game while living in his brain; slowly but surely
drive the poor boy insane," Del rapped as Russel
provided the beat on his drums.<br>"Ha, that was great,
Del. Now we just gotta come up with the rest of it,"
Russel told him enthusiastically.<br>"You mean there's
MORE?" Del teased as he floated around the recording
studio. "Nobody said NOTHIN' bout coming up with more
stuff."<br>Russel chuckled. "Cute, Del. Not only do we gotsta write
more lyrics, we gotta feed 'em to Murdoc. That's gonna
be the toughest part."<br>"Should we feed it to him
orally or rectally?" Del winked, causing Russel to laugh
even harder.<br>"You know MY choice. Of course, if
Ambro likes it, maybe she can talk Murdoc into giving
it a chance. That woman is great when it comes to
the powers of persuasion."<br>"Ambro cutie can
persuade me to do anything, anytime, anywhere," Del
smiled. "If I'd known her when I was alive, I wouldn't
have let her go for NOTHIN'!"<br>"I just wish she'd
stop being so testy. You noticed that lately? That's
girl's changed moods more than her underwear. I wonder
why she's like that all of a sudden?" Russel
questioned.<br>"Two reasons: one, it's probably that time of the
month for the dollface, and two, she's been hanging out
with Murdoc alot lately. That'll give ANYBODY mood
swings!" Del pointed out.<br>"Yeah, I know that's the
truth," Russel agreed.<br><br>"No, 2D, i can't take
another one of these stupid movies!" Ambrosia shouted as
she got up from his bed and threw one of his zombie
movies at him. "I've already had to sit through three of
them; enough is enough!"<br>"But this one is the best
one!" 2D whined, picking up the video that barely
missed his shoulder.<br>"NO. N-O, no! Leave me alone
about it, okay? I have more important things to do than
watch another pointless zombie movie!" she snapped
before turning on her heel and stomping out of the
room.<br>As soon as she entered her own sanctuary, however,
she found Noodle sitting on her bed,
coloring.<br>"Noodle, just what do you think you're doing in my room?"
she asked impatiently, hands on her
hips.<br>"Noodle's room messy," Noodle stuck her tongue out in
disgust before smiling up at her friend.<br>"Well, if you
cleaned it up, it wouldn't be messy, now, would it? Also,
I've told you before not to color on my bed! It stains
the sheets and I usually manage to roll over on one
during the night!" she barked, snatching the coloring
book from Noodle's grasp.<br>"Hey! Ambrosia no be
mean! Noodle color picture of Gorillaz for Ambrosia's
room!" she cried, grabbing the book back from
Ambrosia.<br>Suddenly, Ambrosia's scowl turned into a frown and she
sighed. "I'm sorry, Noodle. I didn't mean to yell. I'm
just on edge, I guess. It's one of those woman things.
You'll know more about it when you get older. Muds
already kicked me out of the winnie for the day, or at
least until he wants something. Will you forgive
me?"<br>Noodle stood up and hugged her instantly. "Noodle
forgive. No yell again."<br>"Okay, I promise I won't yell
at you. Could you do me one little favor,
though?"<br>"What that?" Noodle asked.<br>"Could you color my
picture on the floor?"<br>"Yes, Mother Ambrosia," Noodle
muttered before sliding off the
bed.<br>_______________________________________________

First of all, yes I ripped off the title of the
famous 80's sitcom....so sue me. It just was so darned
perfect. Okay, this story is about Murdoc and how when
he's acting all freaky, the rest of the Gorillaz don't
feel so hot, either. But is there something more to
Murdoc's odd behavior? What's happening to Del? Find out!
<br>Once again, I do not own the Gorillaz. I wished upon a
falling star, but then seconds later, it knocked me down.
I found out after I got out of the hospital that
instead of a falling star, it was a damn meteor, instead!
Those things hurt! OW!<br>lol.<br>Okay, enjoy
amigos!<br><br>WB2000