...I would start out the day with,

'Are you Ready'? I would make Grand
Funk Railroad "Holiday"! Grand Funk
would be in the Hall of Fame, with only
a few selected bands! I would have the
GFR finger logo flying below the Stars
and Stripes and our State Flag!
If I was King...GFR would be playing
throughout our Countries elevators instead
of what is playing! Uncle Sam would have
the finger logo pointing at recruits!

If I was King, I would have all cuckoo
clocks changed to play a GFR song hour on
the hour! The clock out song would be,
'I'm your Captain'! You know why? The coming
home thingy?

If I was King...I would make Grand Funk
Railroad the Official American Spokesman
Band! I would have the song, "Politican"
play before 'both Houses' just to remind
our illustrious politicians to keep it
straight! I would put all pedophiles
together with a bunch of 'Kids',
"Billy-Goats" that is! Goats like to gnaw
on things???

If I was King, I would reduce the 'National
Deficit', by...by... A whole bunch at least!
I would put GFR in every home! I would take
out Rap from every living thing! The 'national
pasttime saying would now include; baseball, hotdogs,
apple pie and GFR!

If I was King! I would do all of these things
for you, 'The People'! I would do all this and
More!!! If I was King!!!
So remember next time you vote??? Cast your
vote where it will benefit the most! To your
new King! Remember, if you want to get Funked
every day, then I'm your King!!!


King Al





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