I'm your biggest fan, and i save all my dole money to go and see you
throughout the country.

i'm looking forward to seeing you in Wolverhampton, the buzz I feel
when you are on stage is immense.

I can only compare it to wathcing videos of Toyha!

It would be great if you could come and play in Sheffield, possibly
at one of our biggest venues - The Big Gun on the Wicker.

They're had some big acts there recently, including some drunk bloke
from Ireland.

Anyway, hope you are all well, and keep rocking!!!!

Got to go, I've got some trains to spot in the morning,

Stuart the Pencil salesman,

PS - Where do you get your wigs.