So being artists and not professionals, we were too slow on the draw
to get a slot :( *sniff* But if one of the other acts should
mysteriously, inexplicably, perhaps even... violently disappear and
hence be unable to perform I'm confident we'll be available to
graciously accept an offer :-P

But in other good news for those of you outside NYC we've been
having some secret meetings with the masterminds behind Things Outside
The Skin, affectionately known as TOTS to many, about doing a tour
with us and a few close friends from the Coney Island Sideshow. If we
could only agree on whether a zombie pigeon chariot or gnomish
catapult would be the better choice for transportation we might even
make it to your town. So many boring details, but in the end all that
matters is we arrive, perform, move in with you, eat all your cookies,
get kicked out, and do it somewhere else :-D

Optimus Crime