It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is
great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet! I've
been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police
station and show them it's a mistake?
Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo,
dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!
ha
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a
frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by
mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis
stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards
n i'm missin the joker!!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without
ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he
won a toaster
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r
drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my
text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U
jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again



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