--- Essre@... wrote:
> From: Essre@...
> Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 21:49:37 EDT
> Subject: Fwd: brain fever
> To: dvssettles@..., MJBanet@..., mboyett@...
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> ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822
> From: SVancotts@...
> Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 18:04:10 EDT
> Subject: Fwd: brain fever
> To: b.vancott@..., Emergeart@..., mykelew@...,
> Essre@...
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> ATTACHMENT part 2.2 message/rfc822
> From: "Robert Johnston" <hill-toppers@...>
> To: "Bob Freeburn" <robert@...>, "Irene Mancini"
> <IRENEOFSF@...>,
> "Ken Doop" <moonball@...>,
> "Merri Sutton" <ACoug@...>,
> "Sharon" <algonquincl@...>,
> "Steve Langlois" <steve_langlois@...>,
> "Susan Nellist" <susann@...>,
> "Susan VanCott" <SVancotts@...>
> Subject: brain fever
> Date: Mon, 13 Oct 2003 21:04:39 -0700
>
>
>
>
> BRAIN CRAMPS
> >
> >Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
> >Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
> live forever,
> >because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would
> live
> forever,
> >but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
> forever,"
> >--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
> >``````````````````````````````````
> >"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
> over the
> >world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny
> like that,
> but
> >not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah
> Carey
> >````````````
> >
> >"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
> important part of
> >your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
> Spokesperson
> >for federal antismoking campaign.
> >`````````````````````````````````````````````````
> >"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
> body,"
> >--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball
> forward.
> >`````````````````````````````````````````````
> >"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
> crime rates
> >in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
> >`````````````````````````````
> >"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our
> papers. We are
>
> >the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release
> of
> >subpoenaed documents.
> >````````````````````````````````````````````````````
> >"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a
> jackass,
> and
> >I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in
> Texas.
> >````````````````````````````
> >"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away
> from them.
>
> >There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and
> the Indians
>
> >were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --John
> Wayne
> >```````````
> >"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia
> Phillies
> >manager, Danny Ozark
> >``````````````````````````````````
> >"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
> impurities
>
> >in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice
> President
> >```````````````````
> >"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan
> Quayle
> >``````````
> >" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go
> one way or
> >another" --George Bush, US President
> >``````````````````````
> >"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do
> we need?"
> >--Lee Iacocca
> >```````````
> >"I was provided with additional input that was radically
> different from
>
> >the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." --Colonel
> Oliver
> North,
> >from his Iran-Contra testimony.
> >`````````````````````````````````````````
> >"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is
> a guy like
>
> >Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &
> sports
> >analyst.
> >````````````````````````````````````````````
> >"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
> certain types of
> >people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
> >`````````````````````````````````
> >"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill
> Clinton,
> >President
> >``````````````````
> >"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not
> occur." --Al
> >Gore, VP
> >``````````
> >"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from
> overseas."
> >--Keppel Enderbery
> >```````````````
> >"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992
> because we
> >received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You
> may
> reapply
> >if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of
> Social
> >Services, Greenville, South Carolina
> >````````````````````````````````````````````
> >"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at
> night as
> >they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout
> the night.
> And the
> >next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
> --Mark S.
> >Fowler, FCC Chairman
> >````````````````````````
> >....Feeling smarter yet? Send it on to your other brilliant
> friends,
> >like I am.
>
>
>
>
>
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