Jimi LaLumia is a badass. I know because I know him better than all
you motherfuckers. He should be the President of the United States.
But unfortunately, the American public isn't ready for Jimi just
yet...their loss.

Fuck Rudy GooeyYanni, Bush the retard and the rest of the republicrat-
demuplican bastards...hows 'bout somebody telling us the truth for
once; or actually doing something to help the world ??? That would be
nice. What a sorry group of poser fucks we've got running this show.
I just wish we could take it back and start all over again, like the
Constitution says, when it's not working just move it a little
further to the west and try it again. But no one in Washington wants
us to know that the Constitution actually has a built-in fail-safe
clause.

Thank Christ we've got Michael Moore out there. I hope he becomes a
fucking billionaire and creates a fortress for himself so he can
become untouchable. I know these slimebags would love to put a bullet
in his head.

Fellini tried to hammer home the point in "Ginger e Fred" that people
are generally just "peccorone"(sheep). Ain't it the truth,
sweetheart ???

As far as these cum-bags taking advantage of 911: I think Shakespeare
pretty much has that covered:

"Some are born great; others achieve greatness; and some have
greatness thrust upon them."

They used 911 to try to make themselves look good and further their
own careers.

"Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel."

Will we ever find a way to eliminate greed or enlighten the general
public or cure fear so there can again be a renaissance or at least
some semblance of human solidarity ??? If we don't, we will be
forever destined to be ruled by these obscene shitheads.

In our younger days, Jimi and I were dedicated anarchists (or pimple-
faced-oversexed retards, I don't remember) anyway we were spending
most of our time listening to Rock and Roll and throwing rocks at
Nixon @ MacArthur Airport, breaking windows at the Supreme Court
building in Mineola with Bella Abzug; attending many anti-war
demonstrations; peeing in the streets; et cetera. I remember Jimi and
a handful of us taking on the entire Sachem football team after he
successfully organized a classroom walk out to protest the four
students killed at Kent State. He was standing on top of one of the
teachers cars and screaming into the crowd. I remember thinking, "if
we get killed doing this maybe it will make the front page of Newsday
and Roger Grimsby and Bill Beutel will be telling the story on
channel 7 @ 6 o'clock right along with the Kent State
report.....GREAT !!!" Yes, I was quite a visionary. I think that's
why Jimi kept me around...you know, for inspiration. Lots of fun back
then.

I know it is very frustrating for me to see all of this silliness
continuing to thrive in our society and it must be giving Jimi
massive agita, I mean, heartburn, wait...that's not PC....I mean
esophageal reflux disease....heartburn is now a
disease...GREAT !!!.....better run out and get some Prilosec OTC or
Zantac or Beano so my farts won't stink...yeah, and maybe when I'm
out I can pick up that pair of pants at the Gap I saw Justin
Timberlake wearing and then I can go to Starbucks for a double decaf
macchiatto latte whateverhtefuck and then...

Jesus wept.

Let's Pretend
Let's pretend that money has nothing to do with politics.
Let's pretend our votes count as much as the millions spent by the
rich on politicians.
Let's pretend all rich people work really hard, thousands of times
harder than any of us.
Let's pretend violent entertainment doesn't give us a hard on.
Let's pretend that our sexuality isn't packaged and sold back to us.
Let's pretend business and politics are two entirely different
things.
Let's pretend anything that sells is OK.
Let's pretend there's nothing scary about children pretending to kill
each other.
Let's pretend justice is blind.
Let's pretend everyone profits from whatever big business does.
Let's pretend the government takes care of its citizens when they are
hungry, homeless and ill.
Let's pretend tax shelters are for us, too.
Let's pretend advertising is news and information.
Let's pretend it's really fine for a few people to make millions and
millions of dollars from the labor of people who can't afford to miss
a day of work.
Let's pretend nothing will change.
Let's pretend everything will change.
Let's all pretend that we're being told the truth by people who have
everything to gain by telling us lies.
Let's pretend the police only harass, arrest and shoot people who
deserve to be harrassed, arrested and shot.
Let's pretend the poor are accustomed to starving.
Let's pretend America was "discovered" by Europeans.
Let's pretend corporate business uses foreign labor so that we can
save money.
Let's pretend that it's just a coincidental relationship between the
ads we see and the things we want.
Let's all pretend that our jobs, homes, health, education, self-
image, addictions, ideology and history have only a secondary
relationship to profit.
Let's pretend that life is just a game.

Vini Demon in Chicago