Twas the nite before Xmas and all through my home,
We're rockin to Iggy and Dee Dee Ramone!
When they walked through my door their leather was swank,
Iggy brought peanut butter, Dee Dee brought crank.

While the children were nestled, all snug in their beds,
Debbie grabbed Cherry, and 'ripped her to shreds'
Jayne purchased no presents for Hedwig,you see,
She felt that the'Wig'ripped off her lifestory,
Angie B.planned her Xmas Party for 5,
But had to wait for a check from the ex to arrive,
Jimi had a rough year,and took early to bed,
while visions of a UK tour danced round in his head,
So 08 it shall be that we finally get it right,
Great punk rock to all, and to all a Good Night!