What CD is "I miss my man but my aim is getting better" on? That is a
great song and would love to own a copy of it!

Dear Heavenly Father,

I pray that the New Year will come gracefully for our country, and
for all of my friends. May Your Holy Spirit bless each one of us
during the year to come, and to you we give all thanks and praise for
the year now coming to a close. May our nation welcome this advent
with peace and tolerance, and do our part to promote and encourage
peace throughout the world as far as it can be. May the Prince of
Peace come soon, ushering in a true and lasting peace to all.

In Jesus' Name we pray.

Amen.

To all of my friends, please be sitting down when you read this!!!!




>WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK BLADDER OR HAVE A TENDENCY TO CONTROL ANY
>BODILY FUNCTION, YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS BEFORE READING THIS.. I
>WISH I HAD BEEN GIVEN THIS INFO BEFORE I STARTED TO READ THIS... ALAS IT'S
>TO LATE!!!!!!!!!!
>
>ENJOY AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

>>Texas Chili Cook Off
>>I know this has been around before, but it is the funniest dam* story I
>>have ever read, so here it is again, just in case some of you missed it.
>>
>>NOTE: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the
>>first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better. For those of
>>you who may have lived in Texas, you know how true this is! They
>>actually have a chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town.
>>It takes up major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome! You will
>>likely want to read this behind closed doors because, if you are like
>>me, you will be howling out loud.
>>
>>INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester
>>Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I
>>was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original
>>person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing
>>there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon, when the
>>call came.
>>
>>I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili
>>wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free
>>beer during the tasting, So I accepted."
>>
>>Here are the scorecards from the event:
>>__________________________________________________________
>>
>>CHILI # 1 MIKE'S MANIAC MOBSTER MONSTER CHILI
>>JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
>>JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
>>FRANK: Holy sh*t, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried
>>paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I
>>hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
>>
>>__________________________________________________________
>>
>>CHILI # 2 ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
>>JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
>>JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken
>>seriously.
>>FRANK: Keep this out of the reach of children I'm not sure what I am
>>supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted
>>to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when
>>they saw the look on my face.
>>
>>__________________________________________________________
>>
>>CHILI # 3 FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
>>JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
>>JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
>>FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like
>>have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now, get me more
>>beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is
>>in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from all the beer.
>>
>>________________________________________________________
>>
>>CHILI # 4 BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
>>JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
>>JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or
>>other mild foods, not much of a chili.
>>FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to
>>taste it, is it possible to burnout taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was
>>standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. bi*ch is starting to
>>look HOT just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an
>>aphrodisiac?
>>_______________________________________________________
>>
>>CHILI # 5 LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
>>JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding
>>considerable kick. Very Impressive.
>>JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit
>>the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
>>FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can
>>no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed
>>paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her
>>chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by
>>pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my
>>lips off?
>>
>>It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop
>>screaming. Screw those rednecks!
>>________________________________________________________
>>
>>CHILI # 6 VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
>>JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice
>>and peppers.
>>JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic.
>>Superb.
>>FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous,
>>sulfuric flames. I sh*t myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat
>>through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except
>>Sally.
>>
>>Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my rear with a snow cone!
>>___________________________________________________
>>
>>CHILI # 7 SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
>>JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
>>JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of
>>chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried
>>about Judge Number 3, He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is
>>cursing uncontrollably.
>>FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't
>>feel a dam* thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like
>>it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid
>>unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like sh*t to match
>>my damn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me.
>>I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not
>>getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just inhale it in through
>>the 4-inch
>>hole in my stomach.
>

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"The Sweet Potato Queens' Big~Ass Box of Music" contains all
your favorite SPQ songs (a veritable SPQ Greatest Hits package)
PLUS five New-never-before released songs available ONLY in
this collection.  For more information, visit
http://www.KaceyJones.com!

I'm new here, but go all the way back to the Huntsville, AL days,
when 'Ethel' would come with the girls and visit...

--- In kaceyjones@yahoogroups.com, tomtully_au <no_reply@y...> wrote:
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> > Kacey, what happened to the group? Am I the only one left who
> > knows where to find the door? ~~~~DJ~~~~
>
> I'm still here  TT

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> Kacey, what happened to the group? Am I the only one left who knows
> where to find the door? ~~~~DJ~~~~

I'm still here  TT

Kacey, what happened to the group? Am I the only one left who knows
where to find the door? ~~~~DJ~~~~

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Kacey,<br>You were fantastic last night at the
Bluebird. I really enjoyed our chat and thanx for the
autograph on my "Till Dale Earnhardt Wins Cup # 8" CD.
<br><br>My wife and I had a blast.<br><br>I have linked your
site from mine and prepared a clip of the song for my
site. You and anyone else can go there and hear it as
well as link to your site from mine. <br><br>The site
is my Tribute to Dale
Earnhardt.<br><a href=http://www.intmd8or.com/
target=new>http://www.intmd8or.com/</a> <br>The clip is on my Music Credits
page.<br><br>Thanx again and hope to see you again sometime.
<br><br>Rich

Never mind the pajamas...we need a pic or twelve of you with your black negligee
and your cordless drill! Love ya,<br><br>~~~~DJ~~~~

<a href=http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/176/kacey_jones.html
target=new>http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/176/kacey_jones.html</a>

CALLING ALL ROYALTY! (as well as Wannabe's,
Wannabe Wannabe's, Spud Studs,Tater Tots, and Used to
Be's)...IGO Records is proud to announce that, dueto an
extremely enthusiastic response from y'all, we've plum sold
out of thefirst "sneak preview" pressing of the new
KACEY JONES CD entitled, "SongsFor Sweet Potato
Queens." This 4-song CD features Kacey's full band
arrangements of "Be Particular," "Never Wear Panties to a
Party," "I Wanna Be a Sweet Potato Queen," and "The SPQ
Parade Anthem."<br><br>Since so many of y'all have
called, emailed, and faxed us to shamelessly beg for
MORE, and since we love to give you what you want, a
limited amount of autographed, second pressing "sneak
preview" CDs are available NOW for $9.95 (plus $2.50
shipping and handling) at <a href=http://www.KaceyJones.com
target=new>http://www.KaceyJones.com</a> or
by<br>calling our toll free number:
1-877-999-9975.<br><br>Kacey Jones, aka, "Royal Minstrel to the Queens' Court"
says, "No self-respecting Queen should be without these
songs...get 'em while they're<br>HOT!"

can you help with my song?

Kacey Jones has three original songs in the
soundtrack of the film, "Sordid Lives", which recently won
the award for "Best Soundtrack" at 'Outfest' in Los
Angeles. The film stars Beau Bridges, Olivia Newton-John,
Delta Burke, Bonnie Bedelia, and Leslie Jordan and was
released in New York, Dallas,& Los Angeles on May 11,
2001. 

KACEY JONES SELECTED AS NEWEST ADDITION TO
<br>ABC RADIO SYNDICATED "CHARLIE DEREK MORNING <br>SHOW
ON COUNTRY COAST TO COAST"<br><br>NASHVILLE, TN -
Singer, songwriter, musical humorist, Kacey Jones, is the
newest addition to the popular "Charlie Derek Morning
Show on Country Coast to Coast." The ABC syndicated
radio program has 150 affiliates with an audience of
nearly two million. Jones will make her weekly
contribution to the program on Wednesday mornings at 7:00 a.m.
Eastern time, beginning May 9th.<br><br>"I've finally
found a job that does not require my physical presence"
reports Kacey from Nashville. "I can phone in my part
while still in my pajamas...!"<br><br>A Kacey Jones web
page on the Country Coast to Coast website, located
at: www.bestcountryaround.com, featuring a section
called "Kacey's Korner" has been created, including a
link to this site.<br><br>"Charlie Derek is a sweetie,
and he clearly puts a high value on maintaining the
FUN factor" says Jones. "It's a wonderful platform.
I'm delighted to have the opportunity to present my
songs and my skewed view of life."

Is really great news. But when she says she can do the job 'in her pajamas', it
ruins her credentials as a sex goddess! Pajamas? Shucks. Some of us expected
more intimate attire. :-)

Kacey Jones will be in the Knoxville, TN area in
mid-April.<br>April 13th - Live on WIVK morning radio w/ Alison &
Andy - 8 to 9 a.m.<br>April 13th - Borders Book Store
- 202 Morrell Road - live performance from 7 to 9
p.m. followed by a meet & greet/autograph
session<br>April 14th - Big Mama's Cafe - 10605 Chapman Highway
(in Seymour) - live performance from 9 to 9:30 p.m.
followed by a meet & greet autograph session. She will be
performing songs from her new CD "Every Man I Love Is Either
Married, Gay, or Dead." Additional details at
www.kaceyjones.com

kacey played your till dale e wins cup #8<br>got
a decent response off of it but with my
<br>listiners ur the reason our kids r ugly is <br>still #1
with them! small market radio station<br>my radio name
is L-BOW THE GEN-U-WINE REDNECK<br>I,VE BEEN ON
MAURY POVICH,GOOD MORNING AMER.<br>FOX FILES,MTV,S ROAD
RULES-REAL WORLD CHALLEDGE 2000 I WAS COACH OF RR MY TEAM
WON BY THE WAY!! I AM THE OFISHAL TORCH BEARRIER TO
THE SUMMER REDNECK GAMES IN DUBLIN GA. I HAD MY ON
LOCAL TV SHOW HERE IN DUBLIN ONE TIME(GOT A BUTTLOAD OF
FAME BUT NO FORTUNE)(YET)I AM KNOWN ROUND HERE AS HIS
EXCENTLENCE THE BIG BUBBA WOULD LOVE TO DO A INTERVEIW WITH
YOU SOMEDAY(IM A BIG FAN)SORRY I GOT A LITTLE LONG
WINDED BUT I,M GLAD I FOUND YOU LETS CHAT SOMETIMES
redneck@... your friend L-BOW

Now you can download the title track from Kacey's
new CD, "Every Man I Love is Either Married, Gay, or
Dead", at Mp3.com! Simply follow this
URL:<br><a href=http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/176/kacey_jones.html
target=new>http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/176/kacey_jones.html</a>

Please note:  Kacey Jones' video "You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" will be
aired at <br>8:30 a.m. ET on GAC.<br><br>Please check the schedule at
countrystars.com for future airings of the video.

Kacey Jones and Delbert McClinton's new video
"You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" can be seen on GAC
Tuesday, October 24, at 8:30 ET. <br><br>After viewing it,
you can help keep it on GAC by going to
countrystars.com and voting for it. Click on the vote for video
link in the top left corner of the front page. Then,
type in the name of the video and your e-mail address
and submit. <br><br>While you are at
countrystars.com, please request the video too. <br><br>Hope you
enjoy it.

Hey everyone! Don't forget to log on to
<a href=http://chat.yahoo.com target=new>http://chat.yahoo.com</a> on Monday,
October 16th at 5:00 PM Eastern time
for Kacey's Yahoo! chat. Be sure to tune in to see
the world premiere of the Kacey Jones/Delbert
McClinton video "You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"!

When did you cut your long hair (as seen on 'Men'
cd)? When do you go on tour in search of either Dale
or a man who is alive, straight and single?<br>What
good is this club if we all just join, but don't get
the exciting info? Or do we go to the website for
that? If so, what are we doing here?<br><br>Why do I
wonder if Kinkajou1 and Kacey1 are the same 1? Was your
London gig taped? If so, will it ever be seen in the
states? Do you like the arouma of Kinky's cigars? Does
Peanut do any cool tricks other than just being cool?

When did you cut your long hair (as seen on 'Men'
cd)? When do you go on tour in search of either Dale
or a man who is alive, straight and single?<br>What
good is this club if we all just join, but don't get
the exciting info? Or do we go to the website for
that? If so, what are we doing here?<br><br>Why do I
wonder if Kinkajou1 and Kacey1 are the same 1? Was your
London gig taped? If so, will it ever be seen in the
states? Do you like the arouma of Kinky's cigars? Does
Peanut do any cool tricks other than just being cool?

JL2000,I agree. If you ever find the tape of Eythel and the Shameless Hussies,
you'll like them too. <br><br>3 months here and this is the only reply? Time to
ask questions of Kacey.

"WHAT A RIOT"<br><br>Everyone, a must...  "MEN ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE"
has got to be one of the best humor, but true comedy tapes I've heard in a long
time.

Yahoo! I've got a Yahoo Club! And I'm inviting
YOU to join. Perhaps you met me when I was with the
infamous comedy trio, "Ethel and The Shameless Hussies,"
or maybe you may know me from my last album, "Men
Are Some of My Favorite People" (and I mean that in
the best possible way), or perhaps you've just
discovered my new single,"Till Dale Earnhardt Wins cup #8."
Either way I'm glad you're here, I appreciate your
support of my music, and I'd like to get to kow you. To
find out about my forthcoming album,"Every Man I Love
is Either Married, Gay, or Dead," please go to
www.kaceyjones.com

Hi! and congratulations for being the first one
to<br>visit my new Yahoo Club. You are obviously a person
with EXCELLENT taste! Stay tuned for exciting news
about my forthcoming album, "Every Man I Love is Either
Married, Gay, or Dead," which features the Earnhardt song
as track #3. Go Big E!

This is a MUST have recording for all the female Earnhardt fans out there.  When
a male fellow Earnhardt fan heard it he asked me if I had written it :) :) :)

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