Greetings. . .

 

Nature sure has an interesting sense of humor. This spring has been blossoming and blooming like crazy here, temps have been in the 70s and even some 80s, yet just so we don't too quickly forget this past winter, today we are getting periods of snow, highs in the 40s, with lows around 30.  Just when you change out your winter clothes. . . .

 

 

Here's more internet radio stations that play my music...

Radio Crystal Blue    http://www.radiocrystalblue.com 

 

Women's Rising Radio from Way Out West Radio
http://live.str3am.com:2050/listen.pls

Thanks again to all of you who support my music. I am very excited about going to England this summer and sharing the travel experience with my daughter, Ashley. To create a WIN-WIN, I would like to offer you the following deal on my CD, "ILLUSIONS"

 

Buy 1 CD     $15 (+ $1 shipping.)

Buy 2 CDs    $25 (+ $2 shipping)  $12.50 each for quantities of 2 - 4

Buy 5 CDs    $50 (+ $5 shipping)  ONLY $10 each ! ! ! !  for quantities of 5+

This is a great way for you to share music with your friends and family who you think would enjoy my music in their lives. Remember "Mother's Day" is coming up soon.

 

Also, I now have beaded Dragonfly keychains for sale for only $2 , and when you also purchase a CD, the shipping on the keychains are free.

 

 

Below is a wonderful poem written by Audrey Hepburn when she was asked to
share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later.

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived,
reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of
each of your arms.
As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping
yourself, and the other for helping others.

 

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

The official Version

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of
the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is
against us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore,
the chicken crossing the road represented the
application of these two different  functions of
government in a new, reinvented way designed to
bring greater  services to the American people.

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do
you mean by chicken?  Could you define chicken,
please?

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road
had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed.
The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on
the other side of the road because it was crushed by
The wheels  of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but
I'll bet it  was getting a government grant to cross
the road, and I'll bet someone out there  is already
forming a support group to help chickens with
crossing-the-road syndrome. How much more of this
can real Americans take?  Chickens crossing the road
paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax
dollars, I'm  talking about your money, money the
government took from you to build roads for chickens
to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was
Going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market
to sell my eggs when the price dropped  to a certain
level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't
you people see the plain truth in front of your face?
The chicken was going to the "other side." That's
what they call it-the other side. Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you
will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens
until we sort out this abomination that the liberal
media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
phrases like "the other side."

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed,
I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without  having their motives called into
question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed
the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the
heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious
case of molting and went on to accomplish its
life-long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes!
How many more chickens have to cross before
you believe it?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will
not only cross roads, but  will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook
-   and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of
eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the
road move beneath the chicken?

JOHNNY COCHRAN
Because the road was black and the chicken was
white. We must acquit.

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He
said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road."
And the chicken crossed the road, and there was
much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

Have a wonderful Spring. . . . .