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"Under The Willow House Concert Series"
Sunday, FEBRUARY 2, 2003
THE GREAT HOUSE CONCERT TOUR
Tom Prasada Rao, Eric Schwartz, Freebo
5 - 7 pm $15 donation requested
PLEASE MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS BY JANUARY 30
Sunday, MARCH 2, 2003
Dulcie Taylor
3 - 5 pm $5 - $10 donation requested
Saturday, MAY 24
The Taters
A Mini Music Festival Celebrating the start of summer, and my birthday!
UNDER THE WILLOW House Concerts feature wonderful music, and an intermission with good food and a good time to meet other music lovers and the artists themselves. we supply coffee, tea and water, and you are invited to bring your favorite beverage (BYOB) and an appetizer or dessert to share.
For more information, reservations and directions, email me at kim@...
In addition to this series, there are a couple other area house concerts that I would like to update you on.
Friday, January 31, Greg Greenway, Little Lake Hill House Concert, Raleigh, http://www.bettpadgett.com/ or (919) 787-6378, 8 p.m., $10.
Saturday, February 1, Stephanie Corby, Vocal Folkus Music Productions, Raleigh (919) 539-1417 8 p.m., $10
For the latest update on shows happening at my favorite regional venue, check out The Six String Cafe& Music Hall's calendar
For the latest updates on my calendar, go to www.kimbuchanan.com/calendar.html
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To brighten up those who have cabin fever, I am filling this newsletter full of humor ( the first few show just some of the reasons why folks love kids. . . ) Also, please check out the new additions to the Just For Fun section of my website. There are some good political cartoons there. Thanks to everyone for sending me these funnies!
~~~~ A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
~~~~ One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
~~~~ ( Not autobiographical) When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy" "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"
~~~~ A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you
doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
~~~~ One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
Only In America...
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We be educated... |
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Enough said... |
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Pork, the one you love? |
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Irony at its finest. |
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Leave your soul at the front gate, please. |
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Going Postal? |
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SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES. HOBBIES INCLUDE HOPPING, CHEWING ON GREEN STUFF AND HOPPING. AGE NOT IMPORTANT. MUST BE A KANGAROO, ENJOY HOPPING AND GREEN STUFF. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. |
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Of all the names to pick... |
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Wow! What State is this in? |
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??? |
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Major dilemma. |
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"CAUTION: CROCODILE EATING HANDICAPPED MAN AT BOTTOM OF HILL" |
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Turbo bar stool, VERY cool. |
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Sometimes a name change is the best idea... |
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If you say so! |
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I think I'll keep driving! |
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Little extreme. |
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May take a little more. |
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I don't think I saw that one. |
Have a fantastic day, and I look forward to seeing you all very soon!
Kim Buchanan
kim@...
www.kimbuchanan.com
Here are some words about my new CD, Illusions:
"...Buchanan has delivered a musical package that beams with soul and sensitivity. Her songwriting is smooth and fluid, with lyrics fitting the cosmic, haunting and stormy backgrounds created by equally fine musicians... The production quality is exceptional and is best appreciated with headphones on."
Singer Magazine
"...Kim Buchanan ... is already causing a buzz up and down the east coast with her dreamy, trippy take on folk music. Her second CD, Illusions, is folk rock with a psychedelic edge and a soothing, meditative effect on the emotions"
Indie-Music.com
"Kim Buchanan gets high praise for her blend of pop, folk and jazz . . . Buchanan showcases her mellow alto on a tasteful collection of tunes"
ESP Magazine
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Here are some words about my new CD, Illusions:
Singer Magazine
Indie-Music.com
ESP Magazine
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