What is it about the west side of 12th and I that makes really ugly
people want to show the world their birthday suits? Yesterday, an old
fat cracker was standing out front of his SRO hotel in some 1000-year-
old boxers. (Thankfully, they were on backwards) Today, some crazy
African American woman who had been "rode hard and put away wet." was
shaking her dirty pillows with only a 2000-year-old bra covering them.
Is there some loophole in the indecent exposure laws that says, On the
West side of I street and on the South side of 12, ugly people shall
remain semi-naked for as long as they want.