So, whats up? Not too long ago, I was just wandering around my school,
when all of a sudden, I was smacked upside the head, like a
PuertoRican mother would her wise son that talks back would. Despite
the intense swelling of my cranium, I dreamed a thousand dreams. The
last one turned out to be a nightmere. I was trying to save a town
from a Nuclear power plant meltdown, but no one would listen to me as
to why I question why the town glowed like a giant acne zit. As I
tried to remoe the cooling rods, it sparlked a chain reaction...at
that moment, I was awoken with the words, "Dorothy, wake up!"

And here I am. For I am TUBACHRIS

-tubachris
(who has nothing else to do ight now)