UNDERDOG!
You are my Christmas Present, and King of Lyrics!!!

Boy were you a busy little elf this season! Thank you
from all of us!!

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Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 07:59:34 -0300
From: "Underdog" <underdog_is_hot@...>
Subject: Re: Lyrics to The Pretty Little Dolly - by
Mona Abboud

That must be one of the funniest things I've heard!
If you wish, you can download it in wav format at
this link:
http://www.ilovewavs.com/Holidays/Xmas/cf/cf.htm


Mona Abboud
The Pretty Little Dolly

spoken:
"Dear Santa Claus
My mommy and daddy said that if I was very good
I could have whatever I wanted for Christmas
Well, I would like a DOLLY for Christmas
It is a very special dolly
I saw it advertised on television
In case you don't know which dolly I mean
I will try to describe it to you

The pretty little dolly can sit
The pretty little dolly can stand
She will even walk around the room
If you take her hand!

The pretty little dolly can turn
The pretty little dolly can dance
If you feed her water through a tube
She'll wet her pants!

Close to fires
She perspires
If you give her a playful squeeze
She will cough and belch and sneeze!

Oh, the pretty little dolly's so cute!
The pretty little dolly's so REAL!
If you take her out into the sun, she burns
And three days later she'll heal!

The pretty little dolly can sing
The pretty little dolly can shout
Hold her footsies high above her head
And she passes out!

The pretty little dolly can plead
The pretty little dolly can beg
And she screams in realistic pain
When you break her leg!

Heavy drinking
Gets her stinking
On her back you can turn a key
And she goes through puberty!

Oh, the pretty little dolly can wail
The pretty little dolly can cry
If you put a plastic bag around her head
She'll choke, turn purple, and DIE!

So Santa.. remember your part...
Don't break a little girl's heart...
Don't forget this Christmas the pretty little dolly
Is the present you must leave

Remember that, fat boy
BRING THAT KID if you wanna see New Year's eve!"


----- Original Message -----
From: Susan
To: lyricshq@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 9:40 PM
Subject: [Lyrics HQ] Lyrics to The Pretty Little
Dolly - by Mona Abboud


This is out of left field. Dr. Demento plays it
on his holiday special, and I'm hoping someone
out there knows where to find the lyrics.

The Pretty Little Dolly - by Mona Abboud

If you find this - you'll probably be crowned KING
OF LYRICS!....


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