Hello, Mulligans. I tried once before to put this
message through; please forgive me if it appears
twice. This is what "Normal" sounds like to me.
I can't make out the lyrics to "Miami", though.
Could someone post those, or point me to a place
on the web where they can be found?

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NORMAL

Why'd we have to get so hip?
Oh, why'd we have to take that trip, honey?
You look dumb in dungarees and so do I.
C'mon, go put on your nicest dress
And I'll put on my tie.

Here's why.

I'm tired of rock-n-rollin'.
Let's get married, honey, let's go bowlin'.
Throw away our pot and acid,
Spend a weekend at Lake Placid.
'ts too hard to live in this town if you're strange.
What say you and I get normal for a change?

CHORUS

What say you and I get normal?
It don't have to be that formal.
We'll just sit and watch TV like others do.
We'll eat meat and mashed potatoes,
Cut our hair so folks don't hate us.
Life is nuts enough just living here with you.

Let's see who can be most boring.
You do the dishes, honey, I'll start snoring.
We'll get a mower and do some mowing.
Spend all morning getting it going.
We'll show everyone in town we're not deranged.
What say you and I get normal for a change?

CHORUS

It's gonna change us, honey, sexually.
From now on we'll just be once-a-weekers.
It's gonna change us, darling, even musically.
We'll get our records through the mail
And get a set of lousy speakers.

So if you'll beg my pardon
I'll go now to start a garden.
It'll just be small potatoes,
Just some lettuce and tomatoes.
And if either one comes up, we'll join the Grange.
What say you and I get normal for a change?

What say you and I get normal?
It don't have to be that formal.
We'll just sit and watch TV like others do.
We'll eat meat and mashed potatoes,
Cut our hair so folks don't hate us.
Life is nuts enough just living here with you.
It's true.
Living here with you and Bobby Magoo.