I heard this song back in the early 90s at this little hole-in-the-
wall college bar in Alabama. There was a one-man band and he used to
do some rather obscure songs. My friends and I requested this song
every night! It was so funny, we just had to.
I've not heard it since way back when...
If anyone knows the entire thing, pleeeaaasssee! I want the lyrics.
Anyone Anyone?