Hundreds of hotties cannot be wrong, pledge to me.

I have to show up at bars because people do not beleive I exist. Not
everyone hung out at the new wave bars in the late 80's early 90's.
I'm known throughout the world. Just was banned from the City club
chat board. People expect a WWF wrestler when I show up and I have
the measurements of a hugo boss model! I would love a pr team to
promote me, I keep telling people about the bars that I like. They
do not like the fact that I like gothic bars. I like the music,
thats why I go to them, all I do on my spare time is lisen to new
wave music. I try and tell people that gothic bars and people are no
different than someone big into county and western and wear cowboy
hats and boots and listen to the music and go on the hayrides. I do
not consider myself gothic but a waver which is a guy who is big
into new wave. They should have two catagories, dark wave gothic and
new wave for all the Simon Le Bon want to be's. It still falls under
the same headline though for people that really don't give a shit.
It was wavers and punk rockers in the 80's and I was the German
Simon Le Bon. No one ever will be able to repeat my greatness and as
the big man to all wavers and dark wavers that want to matrix under
me have fun! I have so many people that want to meet me, all they do
is question my greatness and tell me they don't beleive my feats of
strength. I only like talking to hot girls now because I'm not
interesting in arguing the fact that I was double jointed as a boy
can pick men my weight over my head and was considered the scarriest
man in the city of Windsor(I bred cobras phytons and every snake you
could ever imagine. In Windsor girls wear headbands and chant
almighty Bingo in tears at work . People don't know what to do with
me. Gothic community has used me as an ascape to matrix under if
your surrounded by everyday society and when they are alone. When
surrounded always remember when in doubt I matrix under the almighty
bingo ohster as my big man. Everyday society has circled me and are
trying to screw the gothic community by trying to sweep me under the
floor. I am currently touring the gothic bars promoting my
electronica music (this is no gimmick) I'm back like Roy in blade
runner, just imagine Roy as the maker though! You would not beleive
all my stories, so I do not get mad when people think that I am a
joke that a team designed. I am trying to get signed by stylus
models in Toronto lets see if our PR team can land me a contract!
Fuck the gothic community matrix under me and have fun, fun! That is
what most people do, this is wear it gets out of hand again and I
appear to be a joke. Theory upon theories are dicussed throughout
the country on me. I have many generals under me, never go under one
man accept me, I don't care get the big picture! I cannot control
what thousands do! If a general asks you to do something you are
unconfortable with tell him that Almighty Bingo said I could make my
on laws to myself and well being! I exist and enough people know
that! Have fun! Do not call out for me please, thousands have. Put
on a headband this summer or braid your hair or wear it in a
ponytail and chant at work almighty Bingo is my guy! And whenever
you are isolated you can revert to what you did before. One more
time Almighty Bingo Ohster thor, I matrix under you!


Almightyohster Radio
A mix of new wave, dark wave, electronica, trance, experimental,
ambient.
http://www.live365.com/profiles/almightyohster

Ohster music
Down load the Ohster on the internets greatest music site,
download.com
http://music.download.com/3607-5-0.html?
qt=ohster&searchType=0&genreList=5&search.x=23&search.y=6

Myspace.com
Unrelesed track from ohster and his first band!
http://www.myspace.com/ohster

John Ofner modeling
Some shots of the ohster and info on his latest projects!
http://www.onemodelplace.com/Ohster


Ohster fan club

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ohster/